I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone when I sayJerk trying to cheat
I can't argue with that.I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say
that we’ve just about had it with @ihawk in FWB and his slimy, dishonest ways.
SchefflerOkay kids. It's the best time of the year.
You should know the rules by now.
Rule #1 - Don't be a jerk.
Rule #2 - Pick four golfers who are playing in next week's Master's tournament that will earn the greatest amount of total official prize money.
Rule # 3 - You can only pick ONE of these guys:
Scottie Scheffler
Jon Rahm
Rory McIlroy
Viktor Hovland
Jordan Spieth
Highest total prize money for your selected foursome wins.
I will give away Masters' swag to the winner. No entries or edits after the first player tees off next Thursday morning. One entry per person. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
I can either ship said swag to you or send it to @RossWB or @Eliot Clough or one of the other new Poobahs and they can send to you.
Last year @Doodads and Hoohah won IIRC
Post a Tiebreaker too: The tiebreaker is the person who picks the score closest to Zach Johnson's second round score. Can be higher or lower - closest to is all that matters.
Reminder: You can only pick one from these five: Scheffler, Rahm, McIlroy, Hovland, Spieth
That means you @jamesvanderwulf
You don't have to pick any from this group of 5, but the maximum from that group is 1 player.
M1 believer and part-time collie molester @JWolf74 is again sergeant-at-arms and makes all rulings.
Masters’ field here:
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2024 Masters field: Jon Rahm, Scottie Scheffler, Tiger Woods lead loaded group
The 2024 Masters will feature Jon Rahm attempting to repeat his title at Augusta against the likes of Scottie Scheffler and Tiger Woods.www.usatoday.com
Masters’ odds here:
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Masters 2025 Odds: Scottie Scheffler Big Favorite Once Again
Here are the odds for every golfer at the 2025 Masters, including Rory McIlroy, Scottie Scheffler and Jon Rahm.sports.betmgm.com
My foursome:
Rahm (top 5 pick)
Lowry
Schauffele
Finau
Tiebreaker: GIAOT's own Zach Johnson's Second Round Score: A smooth 72
Game on bitches. Game on.
I am beginning to sincerely hope Scotty doesn't win. It would be far too much math.
Hey @St. Louis Hawk and @JWolf74
I entered my picks this morning and accidentally put Matsuyama when I meant to write DeChambeau. If you can make that correction, I’d appreciate it.
Thanks much!
My top tier guy is probably not going to make the cut. I'm not sure I've ever come close in one of these master's contests.Viktor Hovland
Patrick Cantlay
Xander Schauffele
Ludvig Aberg
Tiebreaker: GIAOT's own Zach Johnson's Second Round Score: 75
My top tier guy is probably not going to make the cut. I'm not sure I've ever come close in one of these master's contests.
Oh no, that's not good at all!
How am I doing?Hovland
Wyndham Clark
Dustin Johnson
DeChambeau
Tie 74
Just send me the pink and aqua “Pimento” hat…I can see why that rascal is “sold out”!
Only thing to make it better is a slice of bologna.
I bet it costs more than a buck fifty, too.
55K on Tuesday. 40 K for the rounds that count is what I was told.Don’t know the answer. In my experience it seems more spectators for W than the tournament. But this is just a pure guess. Lot more reserved crowd during the tourney.
Hey @St. Louis Hawk and @JWolf74
I entered my picks this morning and accidentally put Matsuyama when I meant to write DeChambeau. If you can make that correction, I’d appreciate it.
Thanks much!
It’s not fair…they all look alike! Plus, both guys names start with “M”! Just send me that “pimento hat” and will be even.Would've been more believable, and better for you, if you had said you mixed up Orientals and tried to switch to Morikawa
Would've been more believable, and better for you, if you had said you mixed up Orientals and tried to switch to Morikawa
Nailed the Zach Johnson score....V. Hovland
W. Clark
J. Niemann
S. Lowery
Z. Johnson - 75
@JWolf74 is the Angel Hernandez of the Masters rules committee but I've gotten over it and moved on...Simpson's did it! Actually @jamesvanderwulf did it
St. Louis Hawk's 9th Annual Win Free Masters Stuff Contest
Dustin Johnson Patrick Reed Jordan Spieth Louis Oosthuizen ZJ round 2 - 75iowa.forums.rivals.com
Pretty sure he did that himself with his 4some this year.Speaking ill of the Masters review committee is a disqualifying offense. @JWolf74 please confirm.