Things Iowa State is better than us at.

[hawkeye54545]

I will start.

1. Booing refs

2. Inseminating livestock

What else?

 

[Call me rocket]

I got nothing. I wish them all herpes.

 

[PlazaHawkeye]

Sister molesting

 

[buchs]

I will start.

1. Booing refs

2. Inseminating livestock

What else?

Assaulting opposing team band members.

 

[ghostpony]

Cowboy hats/boots. Chaw.

 

[Call me rocket]

Total sod heads. No class babies.

 

[hawkeyekid]

Making excuses for losses.

 

[rchawk]

I will start.

1. Booing refs

2. Inseminating livestock

What else?

Animal husbandry, but you may have covered that with your second point.

 

[Frosty7130]

Moral victories

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

Head basketball coach physically assaulting opposing players.

 

[hawkeyekid]

Moving the goalposts when talking about ISU wins and losses.

 

[tWarnerHawk]

Muffing punts at critical moments of a game.

 

[Madman_1]

Their men's basketball players have bigger boobs.

 

[Jkriege33]

Buying Billboards

 

[CaboKP]

Way better at being emotionally weak. In my opinion, their fans and coach play into this.

 

[brownd7949hawks]

I heard their water is top notch

 

[RocknRollface]

Missing shots.

Being little brothers

 

[Call me rocket]

Really, just excuses. End of the day, they are all excuses.

 

[justinjdry]

Better at high-pitched shrieking.

 

[SoFla-Hawkeye]

Sister molesting

Is it really molestation if it is consensual?

 

[KuwaitHawk]

Hiring football coaches. Since 1979 they have had how many? During that same time, Iowa has had 2.

 

[Call me rocket]

Leaving the game early because they are babies? How bout that empty gym clown fans?

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Losing games, especially to Iowa.

 

[Gabe Sifuentes]

douchiness

 

[Hawkfan_08]

Better at high-pitched shrieking.

Oh my gosh. I had to turn the tv down 3 rooms away from my daugherts room so she could sleep. Even Dakish was making comments about the fans.

Other things Iowa St. is good at:

Marching bands who play music on every down on the road.
Making a huge deal out of the Iowa game.
Having players coming up with something special for the Carver crowd only to get housed their senior year.
Carrying weapons on campus.
Not recruting freshman.
Having uglier colors that magically changed a few years ago.

 

[Gabe Sifuentes]

having expectations that are beyond delusional

 

[Hawky42]

More African American athletes

 

[Underscore2]

Assaulting opposing team band members.

And /thread

 

[Call me rocket]

Veisha?

 

[rchawk]

Assaulting opposing team band members.

How is that investigation going up there in Ames? Any progress? Maybe I missed something.

 

[GRT2B1]

More school colors? Maroon, red, gold, navy, black....

 

[Call me rocket]

Still in the fact finding component of the investigation

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Making burgers and french fries......

 

[Hawkfan_08]

I forgot celebrating 1st downs.

 

[Ronman]

Inflated self-worth?

 

[grayhair81]

Spinning/skewing data to show they are actually better than the Hawks when they lose to them.

 

[YouGotThatRight]

Annoying athletic directors. There’s is even worse than ours.

 

[cleotishaywood]

MR. LARRY EUSTACHY!

 

[HawkOptimist]

Bowl attendance ratios and percentages smack.

Bowl viewership ratios and percentages smack.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Disingenuously insisting that the Iowa-Iowa State games don't mean that much to them.