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The 1st 12 were magic, that's for sure.


lol, and then they played teams with a pulse...and were out gained in their last three vs Stanford, Michigan State & Nebraska by a total of 1,227 to 757 yards.

Good thing for you Nubby had that head case QB handing out free INTs all game or your "dream season" wouldn't have ended in that excellent showing in Pasadena.

The real question is will it pay dividends, and will Iowa break 40th in the recruiting rankings for the first time since 2011?
 
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lol, and then they played teams with a pulse...and were out gained in their last three vs Stanford, Michigan State & Nebraska by a total of 1,227 to 757 yards.

Good thing for you Nubby had that head case QB handing out free INTs all game or your "dream season" wouldn't have ended in that excellent showing in Pasadena.

The real question is will it pay dividends, and will Iowa break 40th in the recruiting rankings for the first time since 2011?


And if you guys can repeat your season again next year, you'll have as many wins in two years as the Hawks did in one....oh and you even had to have a nation of incompetence to get to a bowl to have a shot of playing The University of Wal-Mart Greeters for that 6th win.
 
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lol, and then they played teams with a pulse...and were out gained in their last three vs Stanford, Michigan State & Nebraska by a total of 1,227 to 757 yards.

Good thing for you Nubby had that head case QB handing out free INTs all game or your "dream season" wouldn't have ended in that excellent showing in Pasadena.

The real question is will it pay dividends, and will Iowa break 40th in the recruiting rankings for the first time since 2011?
Seriously how pathetic are you! First off one of the teams you are refering to without a pulse is your very own gopher team! Secondly, total yards and recruiting rankings are not more important than overall rankings. Iowa has never been higher than the 30 and 40 rank in recruiting yet continue to develop and send more players to the NFL than 95% of the teams. Good for Nebby they had more yards, but who gives a shit we had more points. The Iowa vs MSU game was ranked by many experts as one of the best games of the season....the Rose Bowl was obviously disappointing, what else can we say about that. It is what it is, but your pathetic infatuation with recruiting rankings and total yards is pathetic, not to mention your admitting that your own program doesn't even have a pulse (which might explain why the rest of us have to put up with your pathetic trolling ass)
 
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lol, and then they played teams with a pulse...and were out gained in their last three vs Stanford, Michigan State & Nebraska by a total of 1,227 to 757 yards.

Good thing for you Nubby had that head case QB handing out free INTs all game or your "dream season" wouldn't have ended in that excellent showing in Pasadena.

The real question is will it pay dividends, and will Iowa break 40th in the recruiting rankings for the first time since 2011?

Weather was a major factor in the Nebraska game. Iowa had a 4th quarter lead late against MSU. Stanford was indeed a blowout. You have a meaningless and arbitrary stat (which I won't bother to research and verify) to substantiate...what point exactly? Other than to deflect from the fact Minnesota has a long history of futility in football, I don't think you have one. Oh, and how's basketball season going for you?
 
lol, and then they played teams with a pulse...and were out gained in their last three vs Stanford, Michigan State & Nebraska by a total of 1,227 to 757 yards.

Good thing for you Nubby had that head case QB handing out free INTs all game or your "dream season" wouldn't have ended in that excellent showing in Pasadena.

The real question is will it pay dividends, and will Iowa break 40th in the recruiting rankings for the first time since 2011?
At least be a fan of a good team if you're gonna talk shit. How pitiful are you?
You try to talk shit about Iowa but clearly agree your team doesn't even have a pulse lmao.
We can't all beat top notch teams like central michigan...
 
Seriously how pathetic are you! First off one of the teams you are refering to without a pulse is your very own gopher team! Secondly, total yards and recruiting rankings are not more important than overall rankings. Iowa has never been higher than the 30 and 40 rank in recruiting yet continue to develop and send more players to the NFL than 95% of the teams. Good for Nebby they had more yards, but who gives a shit we had more points. The Iowa vs MSU game was ranked by many experts as one of the best games of the season....the Rose Bowl was obviously disappointing, what else can we say about that. It is what it is, but your pathetic infatuation with recruiting rankings and total yards is pathetic, not to mention your admitting that your own program doesn't even have a pulse (which might explain why the rest of us have to put up with your pathetic trolling ass)

1. Deflect and insult Minnesota, as usual.

2. Spoken like a true Iowa fan. Somebody call this guy a whambulance. 99% of the time, stats DO matter.

The fact of the matter, is that you played 3 teams more talented than Iowa all year long (because you and I both know your schedule's difficulty was one for the Age's...will be tough to replicate avoiding any team worth a damn OOC, then avoiding OSU, Mich, Mich St, Penn St and catching Nub on a transitional year....again.....anytime in the next 50 years, so congrats on at least capitalizing, I guess.)

Of those 3, destroyed by one, beaten by another, and edged the 3rd out because the Nub QB was handing out INTs all game (from the goal line even?).

The common denominator is that you were destroyed statically in all 3 (and would lose all 3 95% of the time, if those games were played again and the stats didn't change much). Only timely turnovers can help a team that gets whipped so bad statically, which you got ten fold vs Debby.


3. No, you aren't. I doubt you're even in the top 75%, but every source I found didn't list Iowa anywhere near the Top 15 programs in college football programs with players on a NFL roster. My guess is that you're in the middle of the B1G in the category, same as your football program's overall position in the conference.

You will string years like these together, when the stars align. In between you'll get 6-9 wins a year and grow frustrated watching your coach. Then the complaints will start in again. Dare I say, I've seen it all before...?
 
Weather was a major factor in the Nebraska game. Iowa had a 4th quarter lead late against MSU. Stanford was indeed a blowout. You have a meaningless and arbitrary stat (which I won't bother to research and verify) to substantiate...what point exactly? Other than to deflect from the fact Minnesota has a long history of futility in football, I don't think you have one. Oh, and how's basketball season going for you?

It was? For both teams, or just Iowa? Because Debby across the river to the west put up like 450 on your defense - and they throw the ball more than you do. In fact, I'd say the weather was a factor for them more than Iowa.
 
It was? For both teams, or just Iowa? Because Debby across the river to the west put up like 450 on your defense - and they throw the ball more than you do. In fact, I'd say the weather was a factor for them more than Iowa.

Again, I'm not sure what point you are trying to make other than that you have strong enmity against Iowa. Since you are a Gopher fan, I think I understand your dilemma. The whole Freudian penis-envy thing. In order to compensate, you come to an Iowa message board and start flinging garbage drivel in the hope something sticks. Got it.

Now, in response to the "meat and potatoes" of your argument...

First off, and I was consistent on this position before, during, and after the Nebraska game, Nebraska was much better than their record indicated.

Second, Iowa went 0-9 on 3rd down in that game. A statistical anomaly, given that Iowa converted 41% on average for the season. Not great, but above average. Regardless, that had a lot to do with having under 300 yards of offense for the game. A game in which they won by 8 points, by the way. Also, Nebraska turnovers created a shorter field for Iowa--meaning fewer yards to gain.

Third, football has three phases: defense, offense, and special teams. You provide one statistic (total yards on offense) as a way of trying to substantiate a point (that is still a mystery) that Iowa was somehow inferior and undeserving of winning a game that again they won by 8 points.

Fourth, as an example, in the National Championship game Clemson had 31 1st downs compared to Alabama's 19. If we used your line of logic (circular reasoning at its finest), Clemson was clearly the superior team (since apparently special teams and big plays don't matter in your world). Also, Clemson had 550 total yards of offense compared to Alabama's 473. With both of those statistics, if we go by your prodigious and insightful view of things, Bama should have immediately handed the NC trophy over to Clemson.

I guess they never consulted you before accepting the trophy.
 
1. Deflect and insult Minnesota, as usual.

2. Spoken like a true Iowa fan. Somebody call this guy a whambulance. 99% of the time, stats DO matter.

3. No, you aren't. I doubt you're even in the top 75%, but every source I found didn't list Iowa anywhere near the Top 15 programs in college football programs with players on a NFL roster. My guess is that you're in the middle of the B1G in the category, same as your football program's overall position in the conference.

1. You started with disparaging comments on an Iowa board, so why are you surprised about insults in return? We all know you were trolling.
2. If stats matter so much, why do we keep score? We shouldn't worry about who has more points at the end of the game, then? See the above post about the National Championship game and stats. You'll maybe learn something.
3. We are, in fact, NOT putting more players in the NFL than 95% of FBS teams. However, we have 40 players on current rosters, which puts us at 16 overall, and 2nd in the B1G. That's the top 15%. I'm not trying to pick on Minnesota, but I feel compelled to point out that the Gophers have supplied a total of 13 players to current rosters. I encourage you to take a look at the list. It's quite informative. http://www.chatsports.com/ncaa/a/What-College-Has-The-Most-Current-NFL-Players-16053
 
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1. Deflect and insult Minnesota, as usual.

2. Spoken like a true Iowa fan. Somebody call this guy a whambulance. 99% of the time, stats DO matter.

The fact of the matter, is that you played 3 teams more talented than Iowa all year long (because you and I both know your schedule's difficulty was one for the Age's...will be tough to replicate avoiding any team worth a damn OOC, then avoiding OSU, Mich, Mich St, Penn St and catching Nub on a transitional year....again.....anytime in the next 50 years, so congrats on at least capitalizing, I guess.)

Of those 3, destroyed by one, beaten by another, and edged the 3rd out because the Nub QB was handing out INTs all game (from the goal line even?).

The common denominator is that you were destroyed statically in all 3 (and would lose all 3 95% of the time, if those games were played again and the stats didn't change much). Only timely turnovers can help a team that gets whipped so bad statically, which you got ten fold vs Debby.


3. No, you aren't. I doubt you're even in the top 75%, but every source I found didn't list Iowa anywhere near the Top 15 programs in college football programs with players on a NFL roster. My guess is that you're in the middle of the B1G in the category, same as your football program's overall position in the conference.

You will string years like these together, when the stars align. In between you'll get 6-9 wins a year and grow frustrated watching your coach. Then the complaints will start in again. Dare I say, I've seen it all before...?

You don't play MSU or OSU next year...just all the easy teams we played plus Iowa, which is clearly an "easy win"....so I assume you guys will be winning 11 or 12 games next year then?
BAHAHA I'd like to see that(would like to bet on it even more!)



Looks like you guys have had a single 10 win season in the past 100 years. You've lost 7 of last 8 bowl games, been almost 50 years since you have finished better than 3rd in the b1g, you've finished a season in the top 25 twice in the past 40 some years.
I'm sure I can find many more great stats, but not worth my time.
Clearly MN fans have plenty of room to talk crap about other teams. :)
Why don't you go to the purdue and Ill boards.....

Here's a link in case you want to see how sorry MN really is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Minnesota_Golden_Gophers_football_seasons
 
You were lucky in several of those games. That has come to an end. Hope you enjoyed it except for the crap the bed bowl game but wait a minute, you did enjoy that too just because you made it there. Oh that's right you bitched about the halftime show picking on poor Iowa. Anyway hope you enjoyed that run won't happen again and if you think it will you're delusional.
 
You were lucky in several of those games. That has come to an end. Hope you enjoyed it except for the crap the bed bowl game but wait a minute, you did enjoy that too just because you made it there. Oh that's right you bitched about the halftime show picking on poor Iowa. Anyway hope you enjoyed that run won't happen again and if you think it will you're delusional.

Thank you for stopping by to post inane drivel. Not only do I have no clue what the content of your message is trying to convey, I developed a headache after suffering through the second run-on sentence in a paragraph that contained only four sentences. Well done.
 
You were lucky in several of those games. That has come to an end. Hope you enjoyed it except for the crap the bed bowl game but wait a minute, you did enjoy that too just because you made it there. Oh that's right you bitched about the halftime show picking on poor Iowa. Anyway hope you enjoyed that run won't happen again and if you think it will you're delusional.
Delusional coming from a Nebraska fan. Well isn't that cute

And for the Gopher fan , when is the last time you guys went to a bowl that was semi-prestigious?
 
You were lucky in several of those games. That has come to an end. Hope you enjoyed it except for the crap the bed bowl game but wait a minute, you did enjoy that too just because you made it there. Oh that's right you bitched about the halftime show picking on poor Iowa. Anyway hope you enjoyed that run won't happen again and if you think it will you're delusional.

For the 100th time, we didn't get lucky you have a crappy QB. You just have a crappy QB, period!
It's hard to win when you have a bad QB....that why teams can go 5-7. It doesn't mean that 7 teams were lucky. It means your team didn't didn't have the skill needed to win.

By your logic I guess you're lucky we didn't have the Broncos playing for us? Dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Delusional coming from a Nebraska fan. Well isn't that cute

And for the Gopher fan , when is the last time you guys went to a bowl that was semi-prestigious?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Minnesota_Golden_Gophers_football_seasons

It's really quite impressive....
 
It was? For both teams, or just Iowa? Because Debby across the river to the west put up like 450 on your defense - and they throw the ball more than you do. In fact, I'd say the weather was a factor for them more than Iowa.

Everyone knows you are a Husker fan. Not even a MN fan could be this stupid.
Iowa 28 UNL 20.
 
1. Deflect and insult Minnesota, as usual.

2. Spoken like a true Iowa fan. Somebody call this guy a whambulance. 99% of the time, stats DO matter.

The fact of the matter, is that you played 3 teams more talented than Iowa all year long (because you and I both know your schedule's difficulty was one for the Age's...will be tough to replicate avoiding any team worth a damn OOC, then avoiding OSU, Mich, Mich St, Penn St and catching Nub on a transitional year....again.....anytime in the next 50 years, so congrats on at least capitalizing, I guess.)

Of those 3, destroyed by one, beaten by another, and edged the 3rd out because the Nub QB was handing out INTs all game (from the goal line even?).

The common denominator is that you were destroyed statically in all 3 (and would lose all 3 95% of the time, if those games were played again and the stats didn't change much). Only timely turnovers can help a team that gets whipped so bad statically, which you got ten fold vs Debby.


3. No, you aren't. I doubt you're even in the top 75%, but every source I found didn't list Iowa anywhere near the Top 15 programs in college football programs with players on a NFL roster. My guess is that you're in the middle of the B1G in the category, same as your football program's overall position in the conference.

You will string years like these together, when the stars align. In between you'll get 6-9 wins a year and grow frustrated watching your coach. Then the complaints will start in again. Dare I say, I've seen it all before...?
1) it is pretty easy
2) We beat the teams on our schedule (cant help big ten schedule) and our non conference schedule was better than most (look at B12 teams)....and considering Iowa has 5 top ten finishes in the last 15 years so it appears as though this was not exactly a fluke
3) OK 95% of teams if you include FCS (I exaggerated) However, I did find a link that Iowa is ranked 22nd with most NFL draft picks in last 20 years which is more than 75% of all schools. That 22 rank includes last 3 down years of Fry and frist 3 years of not so good of KF. So if I guarantee Iowa would be in top 15 in last 15 years which would be more than 90% of teams so I was not far off

Side note: Just got done watching Iowa kick the piss out of Minny on the wrestling mat, I truly wonder if Minny will beat Iowa in anything this year?
 
I always get a kick out of UNL regarding their loss at home to Iowa last year.

The QB that they recruited to represent them threw 4 ints. Yeah, it's part of the game.

"If our targeting safety doesn't get ejected Iowa doesn't score two long runs." What do you call the first touchdown in the back of the endzone to Kittle then? It appeared he beat the all world safety by about 15 steps!

Iowa told everyone their exact plan for TA - sit back and wait for the QB to make a mistake. Iowa never trailed and remained 1, sometimes 2 steps ahead of Nebraska. It was like dangling the bone in front of the poor beaten down dog.

Last, the whole 'best season ever' thing is bogus. While this season was a blast, I think many feel '02, '04, '09, were just as good - if not better in some sense.

Nebraska has mastered the art of spin tactics, though. Got to give them that.
 
The obsession with Nebraska is so thick on this board now I'm accused of being a Nub?!

Lol, ok.

My point was simply that when the defense gives up 450 yards and the offense can't move the ball well enough to convert a single THIRD DOWN the whole game or even total half the amount of yards as the other team.... 98% of the time you lose.

There is no spin in that. Minnesota could have beaten them if they would have spoon fed us turnovers. If you both squared off 10 times, I like Debby winning 7/10.

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The obsession with Nebraska is so thick on this board now I'm accused of being a Nub?!

Lol, ok.

My point was simply that when the defense gives up 450 yards and the offense can't move the ball well enough to pick up ONE FIRST DOWN the whole game or even total half the amount of yards as the other team.... 98% of the time you lose.

There is no spin in that. Minnesota could have beaten them if they would have spoon fed us turnovers. If you both squared off 10 times, I like Debby winning 7/10.

Yeah, and I like Iowa representing the West again next year.
 
The obsession with Nebraska is so thick on this board now I'm accused of being a Nub?!

Lol, ok.

My point was simply that when the defense gives up 450 yards and the offense can't move the ball well enough to pick up ONE FIRST DOWN the whole game or even total half the amount of yards as the other team.... 98% of the time you lose.

There is no spin in that. Minnesota could have beaten them if they would have spoon fed us turnovers. If you both squared off 10 times, I like Debby winning 7/10.

The more you post, the more obvious it becomes that you know nothing about football. The Hawks managed 11 1st downs that game. Where do you get zero from? 1st downs only count when converted on a 3rd down play now? You're a fool.

If you include return yards and penalty yards, Iowa had 519 yards of positive ball movement, Nebraska had 507. it's pretty obvious when you look at the statistics as a whole, instead of cherry-picking offensive statistics to compare, how Iowa won the game, fool.

I understand your anger and frustration, your beloved Minnesota athletic department is a genuine dumpster fire and the Hawks are flying high. You thought mistakenly that after MN beat IA soundly in 2014 that the worm had turned. You were wrong, gravely wrong.

Let the butthurt flow.
 
The more you post, the more obvious it becomes that you know nothing about football. The Hawks managed 11 1st downs that game. Where do you get zero from? 1st downs only count when converted on a 3rd down play now? You're a fool.

If you include return yards and penalty yards, Iowa had 519 yards of positive ball movement, Nebraska had 507. it's pretty obvious when you look at the statistics as a whole, instead of cherry-picking offensive statistics to compare, how Iowa won the game, fool.

I understand your anger and frustration, your beloved Minnesota athletic department is a genuine dumpster fire and the Hawks are flying high. You thought mistakenly that after MN beat IA soundly in 2014 that the worm had turned. You were wrong, gravely wrong.

Let the butthurt flow.

That's my mistake, I meant to type "convert a single third down". I edited my post.

They obviously picked up several first downs.

Regardless, my point is very much valid and still stands.
 
That's my mistake, I meant to type "convert a single third down". I edited my post.

They obviously picked up several first downs.

Regardless, my point is very much valid and still stands.


You had a point? I must have missed it amongst all of your mistakes.
 
I don't care if we get out gained by 200yds, as long as we have more points when the clock hits zeroes I'll take the mark in the win column and go on to the next game. Playing the "yeah, but" game 9 times out of 10 indicates insecurity.
 
You had a point? I must have missed it amongst all of your mistakes.

Not surprised, I suppose.

Iowa was destroyed statically in all 3 of those games. They lost 2 and won vs Nub solely due to Armstrong's errors. Play a cake schedule and win games, but against teams with a pulse Iowa looked like Iowa. That cannot be argued. Their mediocre recruiting classes will continue to make sure that Iowa looks like Iowa against superior talent. (Stanford, MSU, Neb or the teams they dodged...OSU, Mich, Penn St)

I wouldn't count Minnesota out, either. I like where things are headed for us.
 
Not surprised, I suppose.

Iowa was destroyed statically in all 3 of those games. They lost 2 and won vs Nub solely due to Armstrong's errors. Play a cake schedule and win games, but against teams with a pulse Iowa looked like Iowa. That cannot be argued. Their mediocre recruiting classes will continue to make sure that Iowa looks like Iowa against superior talent. (Stanford, MSU, Neb or the teams they dodged...OSU, Mich, Penn St)

I wouldn't count Minnesota out, either. I like where things are headed for us.
They were destroyed in one of those games, the Stanford game was a mess (Murphy's law), once again being "destroyed statistically" against Nebby is the stupidest thing I have ever heard considering TO's is a statistic, also if you consider that we never trailed in the entire game and won the statistic that matters most (the final score). The MSU game Iowa was leading up until 28 seconds left in the game and also considering that is considered by many the best Conference Championship game of the year and ever in the Big Ten. The more you post the further you dig your self in a hole......but you can think what you want, we will take our West Championship and top 10 finish while you continue to worry about that total yardage and mythical recruiting ranking championships...
 
Not surprised, I suppose.

Iowa was destroyed statically in all 3 of those games. They lost 2 and won vs Nub solely due to Armstrong's errors. Play a cake schedule and win games, but against teams with a pulse Iowa looked like Iowa. That cannot be argued. Their mediocre recruiting classes will continue to make sure that Iowa looks like Iowa against superior talent. (Stanford, MSU, Neb or the teams they dodged...OSU, Mich, Penn St)

I wouldn't count Minnesota out, either. I like where things are headed for us.
I'm very sorry college football is the only thing you have in life. I wish people could enjoy the competition but not make it such a large part of their lives that they constantly citiicize everything and everyone when things don't go their teams way.
 
Not surprised, I suppose.

Iowa was destroyed statically in all 3 of those games. They lost 2 and won vs Nub solely due to Armstrong's errors. Play a cake schedule and win games, but against teams with a pulse Iowa looked like Iowa. That cannot be argued. Their mediocre recruiting classes will continue to make sure that Iowa looks like Iowa against superior talent. (Stanford, MSU, Neb or the teams they dodged...OSU, Mich, Penn St)

I wouldn't count Minnesota out, either. I like where things are headed for us.

Exactly why did Armstrong have all those errors? Because UNL could not run the ball and had to throw. Exactly what Iowa game planned for. So Clemson won the national championship? After all, they had more yardage. Brilliant.
 
we will take our West Championship and top 10 finish while you continue to worry about that total yardage and mythical recruiting ranking championships...


Your West championships and Top 10 finishes won't be but once or twice every ten years with the type of recruiting classes you're putting together at Iowa, that's for sure.

Player for player, I like Minnesota's class a bit better. And we had a terrible year, not a Rose Bowl season.
 
Lol at the goobers attacking recruiting rankings. It's proven KF has beaten the paper stats time and time again.

To be honest, many here would say they have little concern with this class, and are very excited with '17's prospectus.
 
The obsession with Nebraska is so thick on this board now I'm accused of being a Nub?!

Lol, ok.

My point was simply that when the defense gives up 450 yards and the offense can't move the ball well enough to convert a single THIRD DOWN the whole game or even total half the amount of yards as the other team.... 98% of the time you lose.

There is no spin in that. Minnesota could have beaten them if they would have spoon fed us turnovers. If you both squared off 10 times, I like Debby winning 7/10.

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Don't have to convert a 3rd down when you are scoring on defense, busting long runs...ect.

Can't fix stupid
 
Your West championships and Top 10 finishes won't be but once or twice every ten years with the type of recruiting classes you're putting together at Iowa, that's for sure.

Player for player, I like Minnesota's class a bit better. And we had a terrible year, not a Rose Bowl season.
That's 5 times since 2002. How many too 10 has many Minnesota or Nebby had since the......ZERO!
 
How exactly did Iowa "dodge" anyone on the schedule? Does Iowa get to pick who they play in the B10? If I was a gopher fan (and thank God, I'm not), I would be worried about the future of both the football and basketball teams due to the head coaches. Both Claeys and Pitino don't inspire confidence in recruits. One is a tub of lard while the other is a PeeWee Herman clone.
 
One or two top tens in a decade? Vs. no top tens in a decade? Tough choice. 40 players in the NFL or being behind Central Michigan, Toldeo, Iowa State and tied with San Jose State, again another very difficult choice.
 
This thread is so stupid I'm embarrassed to have read it to the end.
Gopher Dano - just take pride in the fact that your program currently leads the B1G in 2016 with 4 Juco Commits, with so far only 19 total. Iowa's class of 24 or 25 has zero. 3 or 4 more on signing day can get Minn up to par with Iowa State.
 
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