Was I sexually harassed today?

[lucas80]

I stopped at Hy-Vee to get some dry dog food, and decided to get a few cans of wet food, too. The wet food is on the bottom shelf, and I was stooped over when I heard a woman say, "Nice butt". I didn't recognize the voice, but assumed it must be a friend/neighbor. I stood up, turned around, and it was a tiny white haired woman who had to be 80 years old. She was chuckling to herself. I didn't say anything right away, so she seemed embarrassed and said, "Oh, sorry, I just think we all need a little levity in our lives".
Fair enough, so I said, "You're fine. Thank you, I just came from the gym". She laughed and walked off.
Was it my fault for being provocatively dressed in jeans?
CSB.

 

[FlickShagwell]

You forgot to include the part of the story where you took her back to your crib and shagged her rotten.

Amateur hour over here.

 

[Lindemann]

How was it?

 

[ICWestfan]

Your wife tells me all the time your ass sucks, especially when she is grabbing mine. Just take granny to pound town but remember, lube up or you'll light her up like tinder wood.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Your wife tells me all the time your ass sucks, especially when she is grabbing mine. Just take granny to pound town but remember, lube up or you'll light her up like tinder wood.

Reminds me of a certain scene from 'The Boys'

 

[drew_hawk]

Sounds like someone missed a golden opportunity... golden-girl opportunity, that is. 80 for Brady brah.

 

[Ray Kinsella]

I bet she would have removed her teeth for you.

 

[ericram]

Dude you missed a perfectly good opportunity to relish in the scene.

You should have yelled, "Did you just say I have a nice butt?" Then ran away screaming.

 

[QChawks]

PITTB

 

[CaboKP]

You missed an opportunity for some fun banter. Those old women love it. If they can dish it, they can take it.

Please give my number to your granddaughter.

It would be hot if you removed your teeth.

You're not tricking me again, that's how my brother was born.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

On National Who Gives a Shit day you have to let it slide.

 

[Scott559]

I stopped at Hy-Vee to get some dry dog food, and decided to get a few cans of wet food, too. The wet food is on the bottom shelf, and I was stooped over when I heard a woman say, "Nice butt". I didn't recognize the voice, but assumed it must be a friend/neighbor. I stood up, turned around, and it was a tiny white haired woman who had to be 80 years old. She was chuckling to herself. I didn't say anything right away, so she seemed embarrassed and said, "Oh, sorry, I just think we all need a little levity in our lives".
Fair enough, so I said, "You're fine. Thank you, I just came from the gym". She laughed and walked off.
Was it my fault for being provocatively dressed in jeans?
CSB.

Guessing retired teacher or school food service worker.

 

[torbee]

I stopped at Hy-Vee to get some dry dog food, and decided to get a few cans of wet food, too. The wet food is on the bottom shelf, and I was stooped over when I heard a woman say, "Nice butt". I didn't recognize the voice, but assumed it must be a friend/neighbor. I stood up, turned around, and it was a tiny white haired woman who had to be 80 years old. She was chuckling to herself. I didn't say anything right away, so she seemed embarrassed and said, "Oh, sorry, I just think we all need a little levity in our lives".
Fair enough, so I said, "You're fine. Thank you, I just came from the gym". She laughed and walked off.
Was it my fault for being provocatively dressed in jeans?
CSB.

You sassy little minx.

 

[BelemNole]

Goldmom?

 

[TJ8869]

That might have been the one time in your life that you had a free pass to make a wet meat joke to a random female stranger and you completely whiffed. You gotta be ready for these situations.

 

[pink shizzle]

I worked at HyVee in high school and while working someone grabbed by azz. When I turned around it was a woman who was probably 80s.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Pic?

 

[ping72]

It’s only fair she shows you her ass in exchange.

Should have asked her to lift the moo-moo.

 

[ping72]

Goldmom?

Sounds way too young to be goldmom.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

It’s not sexual harassment if it’s welcomed.

 

[Madman_1]

It's no big deal.

Happens to me all the time.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

You should have asked sugar granny if she wanted a ride to pound town!

 

[Bro D]

Without reading the post, I'll go with no

 

[spiderland]

You know, dozens of middle aged men are sexually harassed by 80-year old women every year. It’s just not widely reported.

 

[baddog25]

whore.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I stopped at Hy-Vee to get some dry dog food, and decided to get a few cans of wet food, too. The wet food is on the bottom shelf, and I was stooped over when I heard a woman say, "Nice butt". I didn't recognize the voice, but assumed it must be a friend/neighbor. I stood up, turned around, and it was a tiny white haired woman who had to be 80 years old. She was chuckling to herself. I didn't say anything right away, so she seemed embarrassed and said, "Oh, sorry, I just think we all need a little levity in our lives".
Fair enough, so I said, "You're fine. Thank you, I just came from the gym". She laughed and walked off.
Was it my fault for being provocatively dressed in jeans?
CSB.

The answer to one obvious question is not present in your CSB. What kind of dog food do you buy?

 

[TennNole17]

Was I sexually harassed today?​

If you weren't, do you want to be?

 

[Fan In Black]

worst subtle brag ever

 

[SF HAWKEYE]

Had a receptionist at my old job that bought a coffee mug that she proudly showed all of us guys it said "Sexual harassment isn't a problem around here, it's one of the benefits!"

Believe me you wouldn't want to see pics.

 

[alaskanseminole]

I stopped at Hy-Vee to get some dry dog food, and decided to get a few cans of wet food, too. The wet food is on the bottom shelf, and I was stooped over when I heard a woman say, "Nice butt". I didn't recognize the voice, but assumed it must be a friend/neighbor. I stood up, turned around, and it was a tiny white haired woman who had to be 80 years old. She was chuckling to herself. I didn't say anything right away, so she seemed embarrassed and said, "Oh, sorry, I just think we all need a little levity in our lives".
Fair enough, so I said, "You're fine. Thank you, I just came from the gym". She laughed and walked off.
Was it my fault for being provocatively dressed in jeans?
CSB.

You should have filmed the interaction, posted it to the socials and ruined that old perv! Heck, if you really want to do this right, sue Hy-Vee for not providing a safe shopping environment!