Well boyz, I'm getting back in the dating game!

[BrianNole777]

So your Christian Mingle profile specifies no kids or animals allowed? And they're not beating down your door?

Oh, and wear a helmet. It's risky out there.

I don't have any online dating profiles, yet. 😀

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Good luck Bry, but she sounds a little, well let’s be honest, really cray cray. She should be perfect for your crazy ass😆

 

[BrianNole777]

Good luck Bry, but she sounds a little, well let’s be honest, really cray cray. She should be perfect for your crazy ass😆

It will be good practice, at least.

 

[jonesy5960]

I don't have any online dating profiles, yet. 😀

Huh. Well when you do, feel free to use my profile pic.

 

[TDJ7]

PIITB

 

[BrianNole777]

Huh. Well when you do, feel free to use my profile pic.

Was that you back in 1986?

 

[jonesy5960]

Was that you back in 1986?

No. That's just the pic from my profile.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

No. That's just the pic from my profile.

Did you ever work with a disgusting, untalented, ugly, fat woman named Roseanne?

 

[Colonoscopy]

May God be with you

Women in IT are always smoking hot

 

[BrianNole777]

Women in IT are always smoking hot

I bet she's average looking.

I'll let you know if I find out.

 

[Urohawk]

Certainly, it's been a long time. Dating can be brutal so I quit for a few years.

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice. She's a daily Mass goer. Wow! I have no idea what she looks like so no pics. Sorry.

I'm going to ask her if she wants to meet at either a Starbucks or outdoor area where we can sit and look at a lake if she messages me back.

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

 

[Urohawk]

PIITB

It doesn't count as the secks right???

 

[luvmyhawks]

Certainly, it's been a long time. Dating can be brutal so I quit for a few years.

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice. She's a daily Mass goer. Wow! I have no idea what she looks like so no pics. Sorry.

I'm going to ask her if she wants to meet at either a Starbucks or outdoor area where we can sit and look at a lake if she messages me back.

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

Aren’t you a ginger? If so, you’ll need all the luck you can get.

Hopefully she’s not a prostitute in disguise.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

It doesn't count as the secks right???

Only if you 'magically' knock her up with thy saidith buttjoye

 

[BrianNole777]

Aren’t you a ginger? If so, you’ll need all the luck you can get.

Hopefully she’s not a prostitute in disguise.

I'm an auburn ginger...not one of those orange haired freaks.

 

[luvmyhawks]

I'm an auburn ginger...not one of those orange haired freaks.

Whew. Then go get it grasshopper. Hopefully she doesn’t end up in your crawl space.

 

[BrianNole777]

Whew. Then go get it grasshopper. Hopefully she doesn’t end up in your crawl space.

She ain't a hooker...I hope.

 

[BrianNole777]

It doesn't count as the secks right???

You're the doctor here...you should tell us!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

She ain't a hooker...I hope.

What is wrong with her being a hooker if she meets the rest of your criteria?

 

[luvmyhawks]

What is wrong with her being a hooker if she meets the rest of your criteria?

Brian has a history with hookers.

 

[Colonoscopy]

She ain't a hooker...I hope.

The wink means you hope she's a hioker

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Her favorite saints are Mary and Maximilian Kolbe.

Me, too!

Drew Brees and Rickey Jackson would have been better answers.

 

[BrianNole777]

Drew Brees and Rickey Jackson would have been better answers.

Better at football...yes. 😆