Well boyz, I'm getting back in the dating game!

[Here_4_a_Day]

Certainly, it's been a long time. Dating can be brutal so I quit for a few years.

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice. She's a daily Mass goer. Wow! I have no idea what she looks like so no pics. Sorry.

I'm going to ask her if she wants to meet at either a Starbucks or outdoor area where we can sit and look at a lake if she messages me back.

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

Make sure you check [her] for "weapons" at your first encounter >

 

[JWolf74]

It doesn't count as the secks right???

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

Sounds like you’re looking for a 30ish year old “virgin” that will let you put it in her butt early and often. Good luck.

 

[jonesy5960]

What is wrong with her being a hooker if she meets the rest of your criteria?

Right? Sounds more like a feature than a bug.

 

[McLovin32]

Her favorite saints are Mary and Maximilian Kolbe.

Hahahhahahahahha no ****ing way. You people actually talk about religious shit like theyre athletes or something?

 

[torbee]

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

This is a good way to snag a cousin to bang - good luck!

 

[torbee]

Good Luck! That said, if she's like you she may have had a lot of pricks lately. Be careful!

Credit where credit is due - that was a good one. 🤣

 

[torbee]

Daily mass screams crazy

Counterpoint - she sins - hard - every night and has to cleanse her soul every morning.

Get some.

 

[Hawki97]

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This is so great. 2 minute mark is a classic.

 

[torbee]

I am voting for the policies that are better for this country.

 

[NoleATL]

has to cleanse her soul every morning.

Among other things

 

[Hawkman34]

 

[BrianNole777]

Good luck! Is she fully vaccinated? What if she only has the first round and isn’t going to receive the new fall booster?

Great questions!

I'll ask her if she's planning on getting the updated covid vaccine if we meet.

 

[BrianNole777]

Hahahhahahahahha no ****ing way. You people actually talk about religious shit like theyre athletes or something?

If someone is a saint, it means they're in Heaven, brah.

 

[BrianNole777]

Dating? God that sounds awful. Just go get a hammer hand at a parlor every now and then and spend the rest on yourself.

Is that what you do?

 

[McLovin32]

If someone is a saint, it means they're in Heaven, brah.

Totally. It's like you guys are talking about your favorite Harry Potter characters. Very cute.

 

[BrianNole777]

Totally. It's like you guys are talking about your favorite Harry Potter characters. Very cute.

They're real people, though.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Is that what you do?

No. I’m married. I have no sex at all.

 

[BrianNole777]

No. I’m married. I have no sex at all.

How long have you been married for?

 

[McLovin32]

They're real people, though.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

How long have you been married for?

22 years

 

[BrianNole777]

22 years

When did the romance dry up?

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Dated a nurse who was very religious, only listened to country, watched TV with the volume almost too low to hear anything, thought hard rock was crazy music....but couldn't get up any morning without giving and getting, minimal work.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

When did the romance dry up?

About an hour into the honeymoon.

Nah...plenty of romance. Just horsing around.

 

[torbee]

I like how it took you two tries to post a simple gif

 

[Hawkman34]

I like how it took you two tries to post a simple gif

It did not take me two tries. Nice fail though. LOL!! What is it with you lib basement dwellers...I swear dude, 96000+ post?! Good grief. It appears all you lib circle jerkers spend the whole day and night on here chatting each other up? Get out and get some fresh air. 😂

 

[Hawki97]

Just going to be honest @BrianNole777 - I’d check early for a penis. Ask “her” to wear tight jeans.

Unless of course you’re in to that. NTTAWWT.

 

[jonesy5960]

It did not take me two tries. Nice fail though. LOL!! What is it with you lib basement dwellers...I swear dude, 96000+ post?! Good grief. It appears all you lib circle jerkers spend the whole day and night on here chatting each other up? Get out and get some fresh air. 😂

What is with all you right wingers thinking lefties all live in these posh basements? It might interest you to know that Florida lefties have no basements. Where do you suppose they spend their days?

 

[3boysmom]

I am where where you state that you are. I go to Mass more then just on Sundays.

As for Trump, I am sure he has paid for them as well. As has probably a majority of the men who are in congress (it is terrible). But, I am not voting for Trump the person....I am voting for the policies that are better for this country. His stance on abortion is consistant with what the medical community says, including allowing it for instances of rape, incest and life of the mother. As a Catholic, I simply cannot vote for any party that thinks ANY Abortion on demand should be allowed and I don't think anyone who votes for the Dems in this stance is in Communion with the Catholic church. Good grief, FREE abortions at the convention? WOW. But, let me be clear.....this is NOT the only reason I won't vote Dem. LOL!

Well if there’s anything that the past 2 years have shown us is that only those loose whores using abortion as birth control have been affected by abortion bans.

 

[fakenewsking]

Certainly, it's been a long time. Dating can be brutal so I quit for a few years.

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice. She's a daily Mass goer. Wow! I have no idea what she looks like so no pics. Sorry.

I'm going to ask her if she wants to meet at either a Starbucks or outdoor area where we can sit and look at a lake if she messages me back.

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

good lord you hopeless. Married, but when I was single my requirements were like gymnast, smoking hot, plans to be housewife and make smart ass babies. We have zero In common. Best of luck. My plan was successful.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Certainly, it's been a long time. Dating can be brutal so I quit for a few years.

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice. She's a daily Mass goer. Wow! I have no idea what she looks like so no pics. Sorry.

I'm going to ask her if she wants to meet at either a Starbucks or outdoor area where we can sit and look at a lake if she messages me back.

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

People in their 30s don't date anymore.

This seems suspicious........

 

[Hawkman34]

What is with all you right wingers thinking lefties all live in these posh basements? It might interest you to know that Florida lefties have no basements. Where do you suppose they spend their days?

Who said anything about posh? Clearly, if you are a lefty in Florida have 96000+ post on HROT you are spending your time locked in your house in front of your computer, instead of doing what all the Cons in Florida are doing....you know, living a good life and being social in person. LOL!!

 

[Hawkman34]

Well if there’s anything that the past 2 years have shown us is that only those loose whores using abortion as birth control have been affected by abortion bans.

Seriously. The abortion issues is a strawman issue. 99.9% of unwanted pregnancies are TOTALLY preventable. What the two parties SHOULD be pushing is that fact. Lets prevent the unwanted pregnancies in the first place AND start holding men accountable for the times in which they get a woman pregnant and ditch her.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Certainly, it's been a long time. Dating can be brutal so I quit for a few years.

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice. She's a daily Mass goer. Wow! I have no idea what she looks like so no pics. Sorry.

I'm going to ask her if she wants to meet at either a Starbucks or outdoor area where we can sit and look at a lake if she messages me back.

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

 

[jellyfish10]

Just going to be honest @BrianNole777 - I’d check early for a penis. Ask “her” to wear tight jeans.

Unless of course you’re in to that. NTTAWWT.

Tight jeans don’t matter if you’re a pro, amirite @TarponSpringsNole?

 

[BDE420]

@BrianNole777

OP it’s 2024 can we do better and not assume genders. The title to this thread is highly offensive Comrade.

On a side note happy for you and hope Grindr finds that perfect match

 

[Finance85]

Certainly, it's been a long time. Dating can be brutal so I quit for a few years.

I'm talking to a 30 year old woman on a Catholic message board that lives 10 miles from me near Washington D.C. She seems nice. She's a daily Mass goer. Wow! I have no idea what she looks like so no pics. Sorry.

I'm going to ask her if she wants to meet at either a Starbucks or outdoor area where we can sit and look at a lake if she messages me back.

I told about 20 family and friends I have weekend evenings open so I'm down to date if they know anyone.

My only requirements are someone who is extremely Catholic, has no kids, a job and preferably no pets.

Women are taking over the workforce now so if she's a doctor or lawyer, that's a bonus.

Wish me luck!

CSB.

You want someone "extremely Catholic"? What is that, exactly? Someone who says they are devout, yet support politicians running on an pro-abortion and non-binary platform?

Are you going to let your potential partners know about your obsession with getting vaccinated every few months?

I'd like to invite you to my KoC Council. My brother Knights would undoubtedly decide you need more laps around the beads than more obvious sinners.

 

[Finance85]

Great questions!

I'll ask her if she's planning on getting the updated covid vaccine if we meet.

Good luck getting a real first date, or a second date.

 

[Finance85]

Just going to be honest @BrianNole777 - I’d check early for a penis. Ask “her” to wear tight jeans.

Unless of course you’re in to that. NTTAWWT.

He thinks you were joking.

 

[BrianNole777]

You want someone "extremely Catholic"? What is that, exactly? Someone who says they are devout, yet support politicians running on an pro-abortion and non-binary platform?

Are you going to let your potential partners know about your obsession with getting vaccinated every few months?

I'd like to invite you to my KoC Council. My brother Knights would undoubtedly decide you need more laps around the beads than more obvious sinners.

I hope to find someone that obeys all Church teachings.

The Church doesn't tell us how to vote. We're supposed to vote our conscience and I can't vote for Trump. Regardless, I live in Maryland and the state will go Democrat regardless.

Politics is way low on my interests especially since I can't do anything about it.

Are you really a Knight? I thought you were more worldly into politics and anti-vaccine stuff rather than theology.

How often do you pray?