I don't just want to watch, that isn't worth putting on a bucket list. I am thinking attending the NBA Finals, and running out on the court and stealing the ball. The crowd will be like who the hell is this asshole, that is until I dribble flawlessly between my legs. They will think to themselves that maybe he should be out there. A famous basket ballplayer comes to guard me but I give him a spin move and a stiff arm and flatten him then do a reverse dunk and the crowd loses it. The owner of the NBA Howard Stern then walks out onto the floor and gives me an All Star jersey and says I can play for any team I pick. Naturally I pick The Iowa Hawkeyes that are promoted to the NBA because it would be unfair to play in college with me on the team. The NBA Finals are cancelled and we start the new season that day. Iowa goes undefeated in the amount of games in an NBA season and wins the championship. After the Hawkeyes win the NBA Championship I retire, and I get abducted to the Hall of Fame where I am forced to live out the rest of my life.