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What's the problem with cargo shorts?
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Yeah, I see nothing wrong with these. I don’t think this is the style most are criticizing.Are they the cargo shorts that are oversized and hang off your butt and go all the way to your ankles? Those are trash.
Are they functional ones like for hiking?
Personally, I like the Wrangler Performance Shorts (kind of like these) and I don't care what people think.
Dont know if they count, but I have a pair of carhartt flex and prana hiking pants with extra side pockets and they are both some of the most comfortable, durable, and functional pants Ive ever had. Im man, Im 40 and past the point of gaf. Eff the haters.
People who find nothing wrong with cargo shorts most likely find nothing wrong with these as well.
I've noticed this also. It does seem like an odd combination for sure. But in the end, the reason they exist is some sort of function is desired out of clothing. Yes, even yoga tights.
You are a mere child. You don’t appreciate comfortable clothes and over-40 MILFs. Your opinion means nothing in HORT world.People who find nothing wrong with cargo shorts most likely find nothing wrong with these as well.
Cargo shorts are the best, only shorts I wear. Plenty of room for a can of Cope, keys, wallet, as mentioned previously all the items needed to walk the dogs. Very comfortable and no matter what people say, will never go out of style. What looks ridiculous is guys in their 40's plus walking around in the 7 inch inseam shorts!
We used to have a poster on Warchant who held the view that grown men should never wear shorts except to the gym.
UCLA lives!
People who find nothing wrong with cargo shorts most likely find nothing wrong with these as well.
You'd be surprised how many kids wear this style of sneaker yet today (I see hundreds of kids every day at work), although I admit I see them mostly with blue jeans.
Not the most popular choice any more, but kids still do wear them.
I'll take that all day over this mess.
His wife stopped having sex with him years ago.
What Derek THINKS he looks like rockin his Jorts
What the rest of us see
i know that but it's like the clothing manufacturers have added functionality for women at the expense of men.
People who find nothing wrong with cargo shorts most likely find nothing wrong with these as well.
There IS nothing wrong with those.
American made, not overpriced, no crazy colors, and no Chinese sweatshops profit from them.
I don't care what other dudes wear, but that is a policy I have for myself. I mean if grown dudes want to look like toddlers it is on them.
The no shorts thing started in childhood after running into poison ivy and nettles often enough.
I think maybe a lot of people just don't have nice walking jeans and swimming pants.
You know how I know your aren’t handy enough to fix anything in your house? You never wear cargo shorts. Grow a pair and learn how to sling a hammer you pansies. Cargo shorts are where it’s at for work in the summer.
Totally fine with me bc you all are 1 foot in the grave anyway.
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That is an attractive and practical shoe! Would look even better with a little grass staining.People who find nothing wrong with cargo shorts most likely find nothing wrong with these as well.
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If one were to ask me if I had a pair of those I wear while mowing and going on walks...
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Tell me that guy isn’t wearing a thongWhat Derek THINKS he looks like rockin his Jorts
What the rest of us see
That guy f*cks!!What Derek THINKS he looks like rockin his Jorts
What the rest of us see
You are braver than me. I assume that most dudes wearing cargo shorts are either single or have a wife who started looking for dick somewhere else.
Sounds like it's a little late for him to toss the cargo shorts. 3 months ago this thread might have saved a marriage.
Dude... 7” inseams are so last year.
2022 is all about the 5” inseams. When you look at the reputable fashion media outlets, they’re now saying shorts should sit around mid-thigh for men.
And if you pay attention to runway fashion… The huge trend is towards skirts and skorts for men.
I should have done that plus a VPN.
It is on my permanent record now and I have to live with that.
