What's the problem with cargo shorts?

[torbee]

Never. Never to jorts. Never to pleated pants. Never to cuffs on dress pants. Never to baggy pants that are too long and gather at the shoe. Open to 3 button suit and sport coats, IF they come into style again.

Such a slave to fashion!

Be free, my man.

 

[WisestIowan]

@WisestIowan

What's wrong with cargo shorts, you ask? I will tell you.

No one has gotten laid in cargo shorts since 'Nam. They're the preferred short of the Taliban and ISIS. They're the preferred short of the low IQ simpleton just trying to scratch away at his hellish façade he calls life. They're the preferred short of folks who have given up. They're a staple of the insignificant losers in this world who would just as soon live on food stamps and play fake war games in their mom's basement than actually do something in life.

 

[torbee]

They're the preferred short of the low IQ simpleton just trying to scratch away at his hellish façade he calls life.

This is why I love them.

 

[claykenny]

I'll take that all day over this mess.

His wife stopped having sex with him years ago.

He forgot the crew socks. Or he’s living on the edge because he’s on vacation.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'll be wearing Cargo shorts non stop starting starting Saturday through the summer. IDGAF.

 

[claykenny]

There IS nothing wrong with those.

American made, not overpriced, no crazy colors, and no Chinese sweatshops profit from them.

That model of New Balance shoe is made in China or Vietnam.

They only make a small number of styles in America and the cheap dad shoes aren’t one of them.

 

[steelrain]

People who find nothing wrong with cargo shorts most likely find nothing wrong with these as well.

Where can I get a pair and more importantly, are they on sale?

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I love cargo shorts. There's no such thing as too much pocket room.

Not to be rude but what you are going through makes all the sense in the world now.