What's your worst (or best) public bathroom experience?
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I didn’t poop for 5 days on the trip. I walked into the the porta pot the first morning and it was a sight I can’t unsee. This would have been early 2000’s. I do have a best tho that I think I have shared before on HORT.
There should be a term for when the poop extends above the threshold of the seat.
In 2010 I saw a girl in short shorts, flip flops and a tank top ready herself for a good minute in a half before she leaped from the porto in an attempt to jump the 3 foot "muddy" patch that was in front of the entire line of johns in the back of the mainstays field just before Stevie Wonder went on.
She didn't make it.
When my boys were little (probably around 3 &5), we were at an open-air entertainmeny complex in Tampa. They had to pee, so I took them to the mens room. Some dude was in the stall next to the urinals; he was full of gas, and let RIP a huge fart. Both boys start to giggle; I try to get them to be polite & shush them, so they stop. Then, the dude lets the butt trumpet rip again, Pfffffffffffffffffftttttt. Lasted for about 15 seconds, changed notes four or 5 times. It was stunning. Then the younger son looks up at me & says "Didja heaw DAT DADDY?"
My eyes almost pop out as I smirk & suppress a laugh, then Satchmo in stall 1 erupts in laughter, so the boys and I do, too. We're all three laughing by the urinals, and Satchmo is laughing and farting up a storm on the throne.
My eyes almost pop out as I smirk & suppress a laugh, then Satchmo in stall 1 erupts in laughter, so the boys and I do, too. We're all three laughing by the urinals, and Satchmo is laughing and farting up a storm on the throne.
posted by someone on the Big Ten Fan Forums in 1998...copied and pasted from an email forward, of course...I seem to remember this story from a few years back!
When I was stationed at Fort Gordon, the latrine had a row of shitters with no dividers and of course no doors. We called it the “row of shame” because you had to shit right out in the open and if needed encourage the man next to you. Adding insult to injury, the sinks and mirrors were directly in front of the row. In the morning the guys who were dropping a deuce got to stare directly at the ass of the guy who was shaving.
Hit a rest stop bathroom to drop a deuce. As I'm sitting there a guy goes in the stall next to me. Proceeds to set his bottle of KY jelly on the ground and go to town. I quickly got out of there
It was at Dane County Coliseum in Madison WI, Red Hot Chili Peppers with Foo Fighters opening. Late 90's if my memory is good, maybe the Californication tour.
My buddy and I ate at a high falutin' steak restaurant in Madison before the concert. Prime Rib, sauteed mushrooms, etc. Very rich stuff - the kind of food combination that can set my bowels on a path of destruction.
We hit the concert, and before FF got started, things had began boiling and I knew I had to find a restroom quick. I find a restroom and stall, and having no time at all to make sure the restroom was properly stocked (it WAS a public event...you gotta scout these things out beforehand), I assume the position. The toilet paper dispenser was one of those slide to the second roll things, and the open roll was empty, so I do the slide...that one is empty also.
The explosion occurs. I know then, gotta pull up the pants, find some paper towels, and hope that wet creeks poopie hadn't destroyed my underwear. I leave the stall...no paper towels anywhere, and the other open stall...TP is empty there too.
So, I had to then cruise the food stands looking for paper towels and finally finding some, I inconspicuously grab a fistful and head back to the restroom. Fortunately the damage was "slight"...but still - Total Concert Buzzkill.
I made a vow then and there, any public event I go to the rest of my life, I'm not eating anything that could possibly cause anything close to a repeat performance.
My buddy and I ate at a high falutin' steak restaurant in Madison before the concert. Prime Rib, sauteed mushrooms, etc. Very rich stuff - the kind of food combination that can set my bowels on a path of destruction.
We hit the concert, and before FF got started, things had began boiling and I knew I had to find a restroom quick. I find a restroom and stall, and having no time at all to make sure the restroom was properly stocked (it WAS a public event...you gotta scout these things out beforehand), I assume the position. The toilet paper dispenser was one of those slide to the second roll things, and the open roll was empty, so I do the slide...that one is empty also.
The explosion occurs. I know then, gotta pull up the pants, find some paper towels, and hope that wet creeks poopie hadn't destroyed my underwear. I leave the stall...no paper towels anywhere, and the other open stall...TP is empty there too.
So, I had to then cruise the food stands looking for paper towels and finally finding some, I inconspicuously grab a fistful and head back to the restroom. Fortunately the damage was "slight"...but still - Total Concert Buzzkill.
I made a vow then and there, any public event I go to the rest of my life, I'm not eating anything that could possibly cause anything close to a repeat performance.
Oh, and I cannot believe the NOBODY here hasn't posted The Lois Feldman Story, author of one of the greatest days in HROT History.
Once Upon A Time In The Metrodome...
Once Upon A Time In The Metrodome...
Had a guy shove his peen under the stall at Strozier once. Pretty bold, I thought.
I think every stall in Bellamy had at least one gloryhole.
I think every stall in Bellamy had at least one gloryhole.
1983. Mexican Rest. in Barrington, IL.
Montezuma's revenge at end of dinner with a colleague. Rushed to men's room. One shitter. Door bolted shut. Sign said 'out of order'. Forced door open. Stool full of feces up to the lid. No tp or hand towels. Crapped in sink and wiped with formerly tightie whitey's. Threw them in the waste basket. Collected myself and walked out commando.
Banged a sloot in a changing room in scheels Iowa city, and the bathroom at Jimmy John’s at valley west mall
