Where Can I Get This Remote?

[What Would Jesus Do?]

 

[moral_victory]

It should be plus signs on both sides of boobs.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

It should be plus signs on both sides of boobs.

Yeah, I wondered about that. Perhaps replace the minus sign with "Perkier."

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Not to be crude but where's the "Swallow" button?

 

[The Tradition]

Not to be crude but where's the "Swallow" button?

You have to buy the premium model for that functionality. Also includes buttons for weight, tan and hair length.

 

[ThorneStockton]

How do you guys interpret the off button?

 

[The Tradition]

How do you guys interpret the off button?

 

[JWolf74]

Not to be crude but where's the "Swallow" button?

Mute, stop nagging, and stop whining seems a tad redundant. Perhaps one could be swapped out?

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

How do you guys interpret the off button?

When Mute is insufficient.

 

[TexMichFan]

I picked up mine at the alter when I got married didn't everybody else get one then?

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I picked up mine at the alter when I got married didn't everybody else get one then?

Unfortunately my wife got the feminist version.

Which is why I'm shoveling the sidewalk.

 

[TJ8869]

Unfortunately my wife got the feminist version.

Which is why I'm shoveling the sidewalk.

That's what $20 bills and teenagers are for.

 

[ChrisVarick]

That's what $20 bills and teenagers are for.

Are we still talking about the swallow button?

 

[artradley]

Mute, stop nagging, and stop whining seems a tad redundant. Perhaps one could be swapped out?

And that should be a big button centrally located.