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Why is cycling such a dirty, cheating sport?

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"Doping is the administration to a normal subject in any possible way of a foreign agent or abnormal quantities of physiological substances with the sole purpose of increasing artificially and in an unfair manner the performance of the subject participating in a contest."


The first pedal bike was invented around 1864 and the first bicycle race in 1868, the Parc de St. Cloud to Paris, 1,200 kilometers. It was won by an Englishman, James Moore on a wooden bike withe iron wheels. By the early 1890's cyclists were already taking cocaine, caffeine, strychnine and chloroform to help them win a race by any means necessary. Some even murdered their rivals along the way...

1897​

  • Choppy Warburton of Haslingden, England died aged 52. He was described by the Lancashire Family History Society:
    "Choppy has been firmly identified as the instigator of drug-taking in the sport [cycling] in the 19th century."[12]
Warburton was banned from the sport after unproven claims of massive doping in the 1896 Bordeaux–Paris. His activities may have contributed to the early deaths of Arthur Linton, Tom Linton and Jimmy Michael.

1911​

  • Paul Duboc of France was doped or poisoned during the Tour de France. He was favourite but collapsed in a ditch in the Pyrenees after drinking from a spiked or poisoned bottle, allegedly given by a rival team manager. He finished in second place.

1924​


1930​

The acceptance of drug-taking in the Tour de France was so complete by 1930 that the rule book, distributed by Henri Desgrange, reminded riders that drugs would not be provided by the organisers.

1949​

  • Fausto Coppi of Italy admitted in a television interview in 1952 that he used 'la Bomba' as there was no alternative if you wanted to remain competitive. This referred to amphetamines, which had been developed for military use during World War II to keep aircrew, merchant seamen and submariners awake, alert and energetic. After the war they found a ready market among endurance sportsmen.[18] Coppi also said, "One day I will take the wrong pill and pedal backward."[21] He also joked on camera that he only took drugs when absolutely necessary, which is nearly always.

1956​

  • Following the 14th Stage of the 1956 Tour de France, the entire Belgian team went down with a mystery illness. It was officially attributed to their having eaten 'bad fish' at dinner, an excuse also used in 1962 and 1991.[18]

1958​

  • Roger Rivière of France admitted, after his career was finished, to having taken "amphetamines and solucamphre" during his hour record of 1958—including taking tablets during the attempt.[27]

1959​

  • Charly Gaul from Luxembourg was implicated in July when French customs confiscated pills that were destined for him

1960​

  • Knud Enemark Jensen of Denmark participated in the 1960 Summer Olympic Games in Rome riding under the influence of amphetamines; he collapsed during the 100 km team time trial during the Games, fracturing his skull, and in a nearby Rome hospital shortly thereafter, he was pronounced dead. The autopsy showed he had taken amphetamine and another drug, Ronicol (Ronicol Retard) (nicotinyl alcohol tartrate), a direct-acting peripheral vasodilator that causes flushing and may decrease blood pressure.[29] (He was also reported as swallowing 8 pills of phenylisopropylamine, 15 pills of amphetamine and coffee.[1]) The chairman of the Dutch cycling federation, Piet van Dijk, said of Rome that "dope - whole cartloads -[were] used in such royal quantities."[30][31] Jensen's death led to pressure on the International Olympic Committee, which studied a report on doping drawn up by doctors demanding dope controls.
  • Gastone Nencini of Italy was discovered by Tour de France doctor Pierre Dumas in his bedroom with plastic tubes running from each arm to a bottle of hormones;[32] retransfusion was a legal practice at the time.[33] In the 1930s, Scandinavian runners were believed to have used retransfusion to increase the number of corpuscles that carry oxygen to the muscles. In 1972, Dr Björn Ekblom of the Sport and Gymnastics Institute in Stockholm found that retransfusing cells increased oxygen uptake by nine per cent and athletic potential by 23 per cent.
  • Roger Rivière of France admitted that his career-ending crash in the 1960 Tour de France was probably attributable to using Palfium (Dextromoramide), a painkiller that affects reflexes and judgment, during the descent of the Col de Perjuret on Mont Aigoual.[27] Palfium was used to deaden pain in leg muscles where it was directly injected (sometimes while riding). It was suggested that it had so numbed Rivière's fingers that he could not feel the brake levers.[18] He said he had an injection of solucamphor and amphetamine before the start and swallowed several amphetamine tablets.[34] He said he was an addict who downed thousands of pills a year.
From this point on the violations are of biblical proportions but if you'd rather read up on the than watch the Lions game, Wiki has the list, will take a couple of hours to digest...
 
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AIGLE, SWITZERLAND —In the wake of overwhelming allegations that he engaged in illegal doping throughout the course of his professional career, cyclist Lance Armstrong was stripped of his seven Tour de France titles Monday, effectively making this article the last story ever written about the sport of cycling.

This one, right here, sources confirmed.
Accepting the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency’s sanctions against Armstrong for allegedly overseeing a far-reaching doping conspiracy, the International Cycling Union has erased his name from the record books and banned him from the sport for life, marking an ignoble epilogue to the athlete’s career and ensuring that cycling will never be mentioned in a mainstream news publication ever again, because, what’s the point?
“Given the staggering body of evidence and testimony against Armstrong, we cannot advocate sanctions any more lenient than these,” ICU president Pat McQuaid said Monday at a press conference in which reporters who had covered cycling since Armstrong won his first Tour title in 1999 exchanged farewells with one another. “But while his conduct has dealt a heavy blow to cycling, we are confident that—actually, why am I even here anymore? Lance Armstrong is done and cycling is over.”
“I understand why you’re all walking out of this press conference,” McQuaid added. “I would be too.”
According to sources and basic common sense, now that the storied career of cycling’s most prominent and marketable figure has been revealed as a complete and undeniable fraud, there is no chance the sport will ever again receive even one line of coverage from any news outlet in the world.
Though Armstrong has tarnished the unpopular sport’s reputation with drug trafficking, blood-test manipulation, and general moral hypocrisy, nothing else really needs to be reported on the subject. In fact, these statements, sources confirmed, are redundant and would have been removed in the editing process if anyone still gave a shit and didn’t just want this article to be over.

At press time, now that a few hundred words have been obligingly thrown together on the matter, this is reportedly the last paragraph in the last article ever written about cycling, and it will conclude with a few more words and then a final period.

Cheaters! Cheaters everywhere!

Do I just feel this way because the Lance Armstrong thing was such a big story, or is cycling really a dirtier sport than most others?

Just a couple of days ago I saw a story on 60 Minutes about . . . pro cyclists putting motors in their bikes! ****ing MOTORS! Can you believe that shit?

Apparently these motors are small and can't be heard when riding, and they provide just enough boost to make the difference between winning and losing.

Here's an interesting article on the story:

http://www.bicycling.com/racing/doping/are-tour-de-france-racers-cheating-with-secret-motors

I guess I can hardly blame the average cyclist...
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...for looking for a little edge...
 
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If you havent seen it yet, Icarus (i bekieve its not netflix) is a crazy documentary about doping in sports
 
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It’s all about watts per kilogram of body weight. Almost nothing else matters or is equalized by the teams. Even a few percentage points of FTP improvement can make all the difference.

Dope gives you those percentage points.

I will say the nutrition and science of cycling is insane at the moment. The carbs they consume now is off the charts compared to just a few years ago.

Also look at old racing videos and compare the bodies. Today’s riders are way skinnier. Keep weight down improves watts per kilogram.
 
@jamesvanderwulf set up a lab. I'll make all the epo you want.
Well thanks, I think. Not saying I couldn't use a little " edge " on the pickleball courts down here in Arizona against all these dirty foreigners who have come across the border and dominate the pickleball courts. I can barely understand what they are saying when they call out the score, but enough about the Canadians...

The Professional Pickleball Association (PPA) stance on PEDs​

PPA rules and regulations prohibiting PED use​

The PPA, also known as the Pickleball Police (okay, not really, but it sounds cool), has laid down the law when it comes to PEDs. They're very clear about their stance:
"PPA members must not use performance-enhancing drugs or substances. PPA members must not engage in any form of cheating or unsportsmanlike conduct." [3]
The PPA is determined to keep pickleball as clean and fair as possible. After all, nobody wants to watch a bunch of doped-up pickleball players smacking wiffle balls like they're in the major leagues.

The importance of maintaining fair play and sportsmanship​

In the world of pickleball, sportsmanship and fair play are held in high regard. It's not just about who can hit the hardest or who can run the fastest – it's about the spirit of the game. And that spirit can be easily tarnished by the use of PEDs.
As players, coaches, and fans, we all have a role to play in maintaining the integrity of pickleball. By keeping our beloved sport free from the influence of PEDs, we can ensure that pickleball remains a game that everyone can enjoy and participate in, whether they're seasoned pros or just starting out on the court.

The role of social media and discussions about PEDs in pickleball​

Pro pickleball Twitter hints at PED issues​

In today's world, social media plays a big role in shaping conversations and opinions on various topics. And pickleball is no exception. Pro pickleball Twitter has been buzzing with hints that PEDs could be a problem within the sport [1].
"As of this morning, pro pickleball twitter seems to be hinting that they are [a problem]." [1]
The power of social media can be a double-edged sword. While it can be great for raising awareness and starting discussions, it can also lead to rumors, misinformation, and speculation.

The impact of social media discussions on raising awareness​

Regardless of the potential downsides, social media discussions about PEDs in pickleball can have a positive impact. By bringing the issue to the forefront, players, coaches, and organizations can be encouraged to take a closer look at the situation and work together to address it.
The key is to approach these discussions with an open mind and a commitment to finding solutions that benefit the entire pickleball community. This way, we can separate fact from fiction and ensure that any steps taken are based on accurate information and a genuine desire to maintain the integrity of the sport.

The Consequences of Using PEDs in Pickleball​

The consequences of using PEDs in pickleball can be severe.

In addition to being illegal and unethical, the use of PEDs can lead to health problems, including liver damage, heart disease, and stroke.

The use of PEDs can also result in a ban from the sport and damage to an athlete's reputation.

The pro pickleball league is becoming a vast business and is growing rapidly, and the use of PEDs can harm the sport's reputation and growth.

The idea of implementing drug testing processes in the league is being discussed.

However, implementing an anti-doping policy can be challenging, as seen in MLB, which took several years to implement official steroid testing processes.

Olympian and pro volleyball player Casey Patterson gave their opinion on the issue, stating that the use of PEDs is cheating and that athletes should compete fairly.

The Dink Newsletter will keep readers informed on any new developments, including tweets from pro pickleball players expressing their thoughts on the issue.

It is essential to address PED use in pickleball to maintain the sport's integrity and ensure fair play for all athletes.

Conclusion​


In the ever-evolving world of professional pickleball, there are constant debates and discussions surrounding the use of performance enhancing drugs and the best scoring system for the game. However, one thing is clear: fair play and integrity must always remain at the forefront. The sport has seen tremendous growth and popularity in recent years, and it is up to players, officials, and fans alike to ensure that it continues to thrive in a positive and healthy manner. As the PPA Austin Showdown approaches, all eyes will be on the top players vying for victory, but let's also keep an eye on combating PED use and promoting fair play. The future of pickleball is bright, and it's up to us to keep it that way.
 
It's crazy to think about the lengths some athletes went to in the early days of sports! Doping has a long and unfortunate history, but thankfully, regulations have evolved to promote fair play and safety in competitions.

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1. Literally no one gave a shit about doping in any sports until the 80s, and in cycling, before Tom Simpson.
2. The overwhelming number of pro cyclists over the years are not suburban kids. They’re kids of European miners, plumbers, and farmers. And in Europe, getting away from that via cycling made a decision to dope easy.
3. Throw in modern scientific methods of training and you’re just a half step away from justifying throwing in modern medical methods as a natural extension.
4. Modern cycling’s rewards beget risk taking.

Ps, the comment about cycling not requiring skill, strategy, or tactics may well be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read
 
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