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ron swanson bacon GIF
 
Honestly. The amount of bacon wrapped “insert favorite food here” I’ve tried these last few years has tested my love of bacon.
 
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I feel like a bacon weave is almost just mocking the pig.

“We slaughtered you and now we’re going to eat you. But first we’re going to make a decorative doily out of your belly fat.”
 
I'm not sure you have really experienced a high quality ketchup.
High quality ketchup? I guess I’m not sure what you mean here. I buy Heinz. It’s stock, admittedly, but I haven’t found any upgrades otherwise.
 
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He’s an obese fu%# with no neck and a voice that sounds like he’s got a 20 year old sinus infection that isn’t going anywhere soon.
Yes, perfect encapsulation of all that makes America awesome.
 
Bacon is cheap, a key contributor to many health problems and has little nutritional value. Perfect for you poors.

I don't eat meant any more, but if I did, it sure as hell wouldn't be bacon.
 
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