Do you wash your fruit before you eat it?

[QChawks]

I'm terrible at not doing this. I grab an apple, rub on my shirt and eat. Or I open a bag of grapes and go to town.

 

[artradley]

If Mrs Radley is watching, I'll wash it off so she doesn't have a stroke. Otherwise, no.

 

[Rifler]

Absolutely,... I also wash any new clothes before wearing them....

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Soak hanging fruit in water and baking soda, with the exception of bananas.

 

[FSUSarah]

I wash everything from the produce dept before I eat/cook it.

 

[JWolf74]

Sometimes. Mostly no.

 

[Funky Bunch]

I wash my banana before Op's mom eats it

 

[silasstarr]

I'm terrible at not doing this. I grab an apple, rub on my shirt and eat. Or I open a bag of grapes and go to town.

I buy organic or peel the fruit and of course wash it before eating.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Of course, you think I'm uncivilized?

 

[WisestIowan]

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[RunRonnieRun]

Is this a euphemism? Ass eating is so 2018.

 

[BelemNole]

 

[bojihawk44]

I buy organic

You pay extra for the same thing? Interesting strategy.

But yes, I wash all fruit/veggies before consuming.

 

[hawk halen]

Apples, hot peppers, wash them all.

 

[silasstarr]

You pay extra for the same thing? Interesting strategy.

But yes, I wash all fruit/veggies before consuming.

You never get all the chemicals off thus peeling fruits that have peels that you can actually take off. I don't buy non-organic grapes because that industry uses a shit ton of chemicals and really no one should.

 

[Rudolph]

Wood smash.

 

[millah_22]

I never wash OP's mom's pear shaped ass before eating it.

 

[Colonel Homer]

 

[HIWB]

You never get all the chemicals off thus peeling fruits that have peels that you can actually take off. I don't buy non-organic grapes because that industry uses a shit ton of chemicals and really no one should.

His point was that the “organic” industry uses a shit ton of chemicals, too. You’re just paying extra for it.

 

[bojihawk44]

His point was that the “organic” industry uses a shit ton of chemicals, too. You’re just paying extra for it.

Yep, thanks.

Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Only with a lighter wallet.

 

[naturalmwa]

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A big shower was my first upgrade when I bought my home.

 

[SiouxCyty]

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[longliveCS40]

Pro tip: OP's mom's peach is very dirty. Always make her wash it before you eat.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Wood smash.

Iowa 5.
West Coast 3.