Hmmmm, this right here could be part of the problem. Can't blame anyone though due to length and redundancy. Too much repetition of the same assertions, IMO.
I did find it funny though that you tried to argue that you weren't intending to argue for arguing's sake. That one was classic. I hope the skimmers didn't miss out on that little gem.
Stalker Alert! Stalker Alert! I knew you couldn't resist, you were hanging around here too long and indirection only got you so far. Each and every time you contribute, you multiply my enjoyment exponentially.
For how you like to poke at my self-awareness, I wonder if you may need to consider your own in the process...
Still, thank you for hopping in and brightening my day!