Grounds for divorce?

[Fan In Black]

coffee sucks. who cares

 

[JWolf74]

I don't need you to tell me how fu***ng good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys S**T. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now?

I bet you say the next line out loud to your friends.

 

[QChawks]

 

[the24fan]

If you drink 2 cups of coffee per day...
And you put cream and sugar/creamer in it...
Estimate it takes 45 seconds every time to "doctor it up" (e.g. got to fridge, get out the creamer, pour, stir, put creamer back, do something with spoon/stirrer)...

Then over the course of 40 years of coffee drinking you'll waste over 15 DAYS of your life doctoring up your coffee...

I suppose that pales in comparison with how many days I've wasted on HROT......
I'll take the coffeemate powdered stuff and sacrifice the 15 days.....

 

[hexumhawk]

I bet you say the next line out loud to your friends.

I don't have any, just y'all online yokels!

 

[Uniformed_ReRe]

Wait till you try their Cool Ranch and Honey BBQ varieties.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Black is the only way to go.

 

[shiphappens]

I like my coffee like I like my women…
Without somebody’s dick in it.

 

[HawkMachine]

Straight out of the pot with a splash of whole milk.

 

[beanerhawk]