But not as much as this lady. I just can’t watch this and not laugh.
I Hate Olives
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Olive all olives. Black, green. They are all good. Olive em…
The man lived the dream for 3 decades. Lucky son of a gun
I've seen people act like that when they discover pineapple on their pizza.
And that's when I walk on over and take their whole pizza.
Olives and mushrooms are 2 things that ruin everything they touch.
Edit to say: at least olives are useful as oil. Non psychedelic mushrooms have no use in a civilized society.
Edit to say: at least olives are useful as oil. Non psychedelic mushrooms have no use in a civilized society.
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One time I thought I was about to eat a red grape. But took a big mouthful of black olives.
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Maury: You really hate olives, huh? BRING OUT THE OLIVES!!!
The best olives are soaked in gin.
Green olives are like candy to me. Stuff some feta cheese in them and I'm like..............
3 fingers Ketel 1 shaken with 2 ice cubes poured over 3 garlic stuffed olives.
It's my go to nightcap when I'm not in the mood for a bourbon.
The olives are the best part.
It's my go to nightcap when I'm not in the mood for a bourbon.
The olives are the best part.
I love olives. I'll finish a jar and then drink the juice. Then I save the jar to use as cups, and the lids as furniture movers. We use all parts of the olives in my house.
Sorry but mushrooms and olives rule. Send them to me.
A dirty martini is one of the pleasures of life.
A dirty martini is one of the pleasures of life.
I hate them *almost* this much.
Olives suck.
Olive oil is a perfect food.
Olive oil is a perfect food.
I friggin LOVE mushrooms, but I just don't mess w/ olives. If someone brings over a pizza and there's olives on it, I'll still eat it. But I will NEVER buy olives myself. If I'm making a recipe that requires olives, I'll just leave them out.Sorry but mushrooms and olives rule. Send them to me.
A dirty martini is one of the pleasures of life.
They're a worthless food for ol McLovin
Olives are fantastic. Especially green, but dark are great with turkey and things like that. No combo pizza is really complete without black or green olives. And they are so good in salads too. I love them so much, Santa used to leave me my very own jar in my stocking. Put my name on that lid and throw it in the fridge and it didn't last too long. I make a killer olive dip, it is so easy but people love it - slice up a bunch of olives and pour in some olive juice and throw in a block of cream cheese. Mix it all up and go at it with Triscuits.
Green olives on a sausage and pepperoni pizza, as long as you don't carpet bomb it with them, is quite good.
Not a fan of green olives, but I can tolerate black olives on pizza or in a salad.
Mushrooms, however, are the GOAT.
Mushrooms, however, are the GOAT.
At a restaurant one time they forgot to put our order in, waitress comes out with a bowl of olives and tells us here's a free app for our mistake, we're very sorry. Brings our food out 20 minutes later and asked why we didn't touch the olives. My wife points out, because they are gross but we appreciate the gesture. csb/
Olives are f***ing horrible. Just gross.
Olives are f***ing horrible. Just gross.
Oh and mushrooms are almost as bad. I prefer not to eat fungus if I can avoid it.
Perfectly reasonable and frankly appropriate response to olives. Same for mushrooms.
Disgusting phucking things that should never be on anything.
I despise olives but can tolerate a few slices of black olives on a pizza. OTOH, I do enjoy a few olives in my beer once in a while or a dirty martini.
I'm not sure who hurt you, but it's not your fault.
Whiskey always for a nightcap.
People who hate olives are awesome. Cause they give me their olives.
I've said this before on the ROT, but if you dice green olives slim, they are great on hard shell tacos.
-insert OP Mom joke-
-insert OP Mom joke-
This cracker prefers soft shell. But if I'm going hard shell, they are great topper
