I was never sure this happened in real life

[FranklinHawk]

I get it. I never met Guy. Michelle is not a movie star looker, but she does have a figure that stops traffic.

Big ol gal, eh?

 

[thewop]

After all the great advice in this thread, Soybean surely had a conversation with him last night to share these gems with him and can provide update.... @soybean?

 

[Thunderlips71]

I’d knead this curvy beekeeper from head to toe

 

[soybean]

After all the great advice in this thread, Soybean surely had a conversation with him last night to share these gems with him and can provide update.... @soybean?

Did not share any HROT advice with him, but he is venturing to Poweshiek County shortly for a few days. He is devastated and blaming himself.

 

[lucas80]

If this is true, Soybean's friend only has to outlive an 85 year old. It should be pretty easy for his friend to guide him to a natural looking demise
Can of the doctors here comment on the dosage of viagra ground up and put into Guy's applesauce that would produce a fatal erection? Not literally mind you, just for conversation purposes. I guess we need @soybean to tell us how many kilos Guy weighs. Him being Canadian and all, gotta work in kilos.
@JWolf74
@Urohawk
@HawkMD

 

[Thunderlips71]

If this is true, Soybean's friend only has to outlive an 85 year old. It should be pretty easy for his friend to guide him to a natural looking demise
Can of the doctors here comment on the dosage of viagra ground up and put into Guy's applesauce that would produce a fatal erection? Not literally mind you, just for conversation purposes. I guess we need @soybean to tell us how many kilos Guy weighs. Him being Canadian and all, gotta work in kilos.
@JWolf74
@Urohawk
@HawkMD

You’ve solved the riddle, Lucas. Bean’s cuck friend simply needs to bombard this Guy geezer with math problems involving imperial units, then watch with glee as he strokes out.

 

[Themanintheyellowhat]

"Guy"? Friends don't let Canadian friends fraternize with Quebecois.

I hate Kebec.

 

[kwik44]

There's absolutely no way this story is real.

Soybean has created stories like this over the years. They are entertaining to read, though.