I’ll start by saying I’m not married.
Since you said wife, this isn’t a divorcable offense. As such, you should watch the dual and say “you said I could stay home”
That fight lasts 1-2 days.
1-2 day fight is definitely possible. More likely scenario is that it builds up like a volcano and blows up in my face the week of Big Tens or NCAAs. I’m playing the long game and watching the archived version of this one tonight.