*******Iowa vs UCLA Game Thread*******

[Chishawk1425]

Incredible never never heard of the current QB until today on the way home from work. Guys got a Cannon and can run. Me Likey

 

[Franisdaman]

Stratton throws a nice ball

SHAGGY!!!

 

[BlIIlken2]

This feels like a playoff game boyz. Enjoy it

(Yes not serious, but serious)

 

[HawkBall23]

Poor Kirk.

"First Sullivan with all the running, completing the two longest pass plays and all the points. And now this Stratton kid, throwing darts and leading TD drives. I haven't chewed gum like this in 2 decades! Can't stand the sexiness out there."

 

[kceasthawk]

Now Gill down.... what a ****ing nightmare game

Elbowed in the nuts. He'll be back.....

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Please take a sack, Garbers.

 

[Easthawk1062]

Now would be the perfect time for something the defense scoring.

 

[WestIAHawk]

Kirk made the right call. 100%

Yes he did, so far. Keep this kid away from KF til the plane ride home.

 

[hawkirugged17]

Why haven’t we played this kid all year?

At Colorado State, he was 4-17 with 2 INTs and 1 TD. And now, he is Dan Marino!

 

[longliveCS40]

 

[iahawks10]

How was he not #2 on the depth chart behind Sully? Should be 1. Sully 2. Stratton 3. Cade....

Who the hell is going to play LB for the practice squad?

 

[Mister_Man]

Sullivan concussed?

 

[desihawk]

Whatever happens, we’ll all remember the name Jackson Stratton in 30 years

in 30 years? for that we must win

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Defense has had some rest now. Hoping Phil found something.

 

[BobSanders_33]

Should have gone for 2.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Ok well let's get another turnover

 

[BlIIlken2]

Stratton looks like he makes Christian rock CDs in Joshua tree

 

[10kHawk]

Might have the two best throws of the year

 

[Easthawk1062]

Idk if Johnson can throw but might be a good idea to toss sweep it and let him throw it.

 

[DEMGR]

IC auto dealers...... somebody pony up and get this guy a truck as nice as cade got! Cade, give this LB your QB cash!

 

[desihawk]

Please take a sack, Garbers.

bastard is like a nimble goat

 

[BubsFinn]

We need to collect another turnover.

 

[HawkeyeRH10]

I heard Stratton played scout team linebacker earlier this year

 

[QChawks]

Idk if Johnson can throw but might be a good idea to toss sweep it and let him throw it.

too sexy

 

[Franisdaman]

The Shaggy Era has begun.

Told ja!

 

[denmar81]

I like this kid.... he has confidence

Confidence!! Sully had that, until tonight. This o-line takes it away.

 

[swagsurfer02]

DeSean Lee……..c’mon brah

 

[HawkeyeFever62]

Well can the defense get a stop now?

 

[BlIIlken2]

I heard Stratton played scout team linebacker earlier this year

2 weeks ago

 

[intrepodor]

Who the hell is going to play LB for the practice squad?

Well he must be tough to play lb on scout team

 

[longliveCS40]

Iowa is getting bullied. Looking like bitches.

 

[desihawk]

ucla is puckering
incredible considering they’ve been banging the hell out of us

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Something....something Eric Stratton Animal House gif

 

[Franisdaman]

 

[hawkirugged17]

I heard Stratton played scout team linebacker earlier this year

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Sullivan concussed?

My guess is just bruised thigh. He's taken some huge shots to the legs tonight.

 

[bhelm22]

If we stop them here, their sphincters get real tight

 

[Thunderlips71]

Well poop

 

[kceasthawk]

A month of positing says Iowa lines up for another FG attempt on this drive. Takers?

So, is this your last post of the season?

 

[desihawk]

could’ve called holding