Jardiance

[GOHOX69]

Which of you sickos is fapping to this fat chick?
And much like me, do you take medical advice from the mailman?
She looks healthy to be a diabetic. The little pill with a big story to tell. Holy shit.

 

[Chishawk1425]

Which of you sickos is fapping to this fat chick?
And much like me, do you take medical advice from the mailman?
She looks healthy to be a diabetic. The little pill with a big story to tell. Holy shit.

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I see this all the time and sing it at this point. Kudos to you reading my mind. She can sing!

 

[joelbc1]

Jardiance is Latin for “bring your wallet”………

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

I’d rather have Giardiasis

 

[Moral]

Makes me wish I had diabeties.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

 

[runkpanole]

Jardiance is Latin for “bring your wallet”………

Yes, it is.

 

[Aardvark86]

I see this all the time and sing it at this point. Kudos to you reading my mind. She can sing!

Years ago I remember a king d singing “celebrex! Celebrex!”

And of course there was the time when junior as a toddler went running to the bathroom after watching the bph drug ad.

 

[TJ8869]

After listening to the side effects, I’m adding “bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum” to the list of worst ways to die.

 

[GOHOX69]

Yes, it is.

How much is the cost?

 

[GOHOX69]

After listening to the side effects, I’m adding “bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum” to the list of worst ways to die.

Imagine. Your taint kills you. Ah, science.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I’d rather have Giardiasis

I’d rather have Giardiniera.

 

[torbee]

After listening to the side effects, I’m adding “bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum” to the list of worst ways to die.

Or as normal people call it "Tain't Rot"

 

[torbee]

I’d rather have Giardiniera.

Have you ever spread Giardiniera on your perineum?

DEE-LITE-FULL

 

[TJ8869]

Or as normal people call it "Tain't Rot"

I saw a post on Facebook this morning that referred to baseball legend Frank Robinson as a “Perrineal All-Star.” And I know that’s one extra ‘r’ but it still made my day.

 

[Hawki97]

Which of you sickos is fapping to this fat chick?
And much like me, do you take medical advice from the mailman?
She looks healthy to be a diabetic. The little pill with a big story to tell. Holy shit.

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She’d actually be attractive if she’d push back from the kitchen table every once in awhile. But that’s most of Americans. And taking a pill vs. putting in the work to change your lifestyle - that’s definitely most Americans.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

50 years ago, she would have looked just fine at 1:00AM.

 

[millah_22]

Makes me wish I had diabeties.

Makes me wish you had diabeties, too

 

[TJ8869]

 

[On Iowa]

I’d rather have Giardiniera.

I'd take Giada

 

[lucas80]

I'd take Giada

Meh. She wears on you after awhile. Great French toast in the mornings, though.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I'd take Giada

Touché.

 

[GOHOX69]

I'd take Giada

Giada likes Bobby Flay's white sauce.

 

[goldmom]

That ad is currently in my Top 5 most annoying and it’s for a weird reason. She does the whole fakey fake thing with the hair and makeup types and then she puts on one of the most hideous yellow dresses I’ve ever seen.
Had to be made by Omar the Tentmaker.
Poor girl. No. Just no.

 

[Moral]

Makes me wish you had diabeties, too

This is why I randomly approach people on the streets and tell them how great HORT posters are.

 

[LuteHawk]

As Jerry Lee Lewis sang about the men still drinking and
talking at the bar as it closes at 1 am:

"All the girls look prettier at closing time'".

 

[GOHOX69]

That ad is currently in my Top 5 most annoying and it’s for a weird reason. She does the whole fakey fake thing with the hair and makeup types and then she puts on one of the most hideous yellow dresses I’ve ever seen.
Had to be made by Omar the Tentmaker.
Poor girl. No. Just no.

You have a career in comedy. I mean that! I think I spat coffee on my iMac. Nicely done.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Which of you sickos is fapping to this fat chick?
And much like me, do you take medical advice from the mailman?
She looks healthy to be a diabetic. The little pill with a big story to tell. Holy shit.

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Change your diet and you probably won't need the pill.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Which of you sickos is fapping to this fat chick?
And much like me, do you take medical advice from the mailman?
She looks healthy to be a diabetic. The little pill with a big story to tell. Holy shit.

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Drug companies own Congress.

 

[Aardvark86]

That ad is currently in my Top 5 most annoying and it’s for a weird reason. She does the whole fakey fake thing with the hair and makeup types and then she puts on one of the most hideous yellow dresses I’ve ever seen.
Had to be made by Omar the Tentmaker.
Poor girl. No. Just no.

i mean, it's supposed to be evocative of hairspray, so i'm not sure what you expect.

 

[Aardvark86]

Drug companies own Congress.

Now that is comedy

 

[alaskanseminole]

Drug (Big Pharma), Big Bank, & Big Oil companies own Congress.

FIFY

 

[JRHawk2003]

FIFY

Yes, but this thread was about a drug

 

[TJ8869]

Have you ever spread Giardiniera on your perineum?

DEE-LITE-FULL

The vinegar might actually help alleviate the bacterial infection.

 

[Tenacious E]

Years ago I remember a king d singing “celebrex! Celebrex!”

And of course there was the time when junior as a toddler went running to the bathroom after watching the bph drug ad.

Not quite as catchy as "Oh Oh Oh Ozempic!"

 

[Aardvark86]

remember the ad with the figure skater for mercks celebrex? fun fact: she'd actually been taking the competitive product, and was doing fine, but when she received merck's offer, she washed out from the other product and started celebrex. truly bizarre.

 

[torbee]

Not quite as catchy as "Oh Oh Oh Ozempic!"

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Skyrizi is my jam!

Nooooooothiiiiiiiiiiingggggg is EVERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!

Oh oh OHH ah OH

 

[Tenacious E]

Skyrizi is my jam!

Nooooooothiiiiiiiiiiingggggg is EVERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!

Oh oh OHH ah OH

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You're such a basic bitch Torbee. The Skyrizi tune just caters to the pop music crowd. The Ozempic commercial is for people who take music seriously.

 

[torbee]

You're such a basic bitch Torbee.

 

[OrlandNole]

For brands so heavily focused on marketing, why do they pick such turrible names?