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i mean, it's supposed to be evocative of hairspray, so i'm not sure what you expect.
Hairspray - the original 1988 movie - was AWESOME. And OMG they had a drag queen (Divine) play Edna who was Stacy’s Mom and swore that “my Stacy is a CLEAN teen”
My kids were ten and seven and they knew Divine was a man who was “pretending” to be someone’s Mom.
They loved that movie and still quote lines from it when they get into the movie one liner wars with their cousins at holiday gatherings. LOL
I think they managed to escape scarring.
 
Hairspray - the original 1988 movie - was AWESOME. And OMG they had a drag queen (Divine) play Edna who was Stacy’s Mom and swore that “my Stacy is a CLEAN teen”
My kids were ten and seven and they knew Divine was a man who was “pretending” to be someone’s Mom.
They loved that movie and still quote lines from it when they get into the movie one liner wars with their cousins at holiday gatherings. LOL
I think they managed to escape scarring.
I used to live 2 blocks from John Waters in Baltimore. He'd always have an entourage around him but he was completely approachable. He offered me an extra part in his movie "Pecker" but I was in the course of moving back to Iowa. Funny and bright guy and quirky as hell.
 
I used to live 2 blocks from John Waters in Baltimore. He'd always have an entourage around him but he was completely approachable. He offered me an extra part in his movie "Pecker" but I was in the course of moving back to Iowa. Funny and bright guy and quirky as hell.
Casted as the body part in the title?

😂😂😂
 
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Hairspray - the original 1988 movie - was AWESOME. And OMG they had a drag queen (Divine) play Edna who was Stacy’s Mom and swore that “my Stacy is a CLEAN teen”
My kids were ten and seven and they knew Divine was a man who was “pretending” to be someone’s Mom.
They loved that movie and still quote lines from it when they get into the movie one liner wars with their cousins at holiday gatherings. LOL
I think they managed to escape scarring.
I'm sorry Goldmom, we have to report you to the DNHS (DeSantis No-Homos Squad) for being a groomer.

You can either do 10 months of re-education camp or 1 year in jail.
 
I'm sorry Goldmom, we have to report you to the DNHS (DeSantis No-Homos Squad) for being a groomer.

You can either do 10 months of re-education camp or 1 year in jail.
You mean coming on to HROT isn’t punishment enough? 🤯
 
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Casted as the body part in the title?

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Nyah. That went to Edward Furlong, the T2 kid, whose career was already on the rocks. I know you don't live in Iowa but he's made it to Iowa City at least thrice since I moved back. Still same, though age is catching up.
 
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Is that the one where they play Tuesdays with Torbee on a continuous repeat?
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You should definitely see a doctor and cut back on drinking - it can be a sign of liver or pancreas issues. Get some sun too.
 
For brands so heavily focused on marketing, why do they pick such turrible names?
product naming is a lot more difficult than you might think. First of all, it can't be a common name. Second, it can't be a made up name that could be confused with another made up name. Third, it can't be a name that otherwise implies a safety or efficacy claim.

On that front, a funny story. Once upon a time, a company was going to market a new ED drug, very closely on the heels of (and in some ways better than) Viagra. At one of the prelaunch meetings, the company reps had an knock-down, drag-out internal fight over whether they could hang a reminder/coming soon ad (no claims) banner at an upcoming urologist convention that said: "[Product name]: Up and Coming!!" Ultimately, the product never launched, because when they unsealed the trials, one of the unfortunate side effects was nausea and vomiting, which is not generally the sort of thing you want to do on your paramour during coitus.
 
Are there royalties for catchy drug jingles?
Sir, there are royalties for everything, and i mean everything, in life.

To that end, I saw today that the Griggs family in SC is planning to petition the Scotus to rename "Brown v Board of Education" after the SC case (Griggs) that was consolidated with Brown. No, this is not a joke. My working hypotheses are that either the Griggs family (i) thinks that they can somehow monetize the case name, just as pretty much everything associated by MLK has been aggressively monetized by his descendants, or (ii) are just too stupid to know that their lawyer is stealing their money.
 
product naming is a lot more difficult than you might think. First of all, it can't be a common name. Second, it can't be a made up name that could be confused with another made up name. Third, it can't be a name that otherwise implies a safety or efficacy claim.

On that front, a funny story. Once upon a time, a company was going to market a new ED drug, very closely on the heels of (and in some ways better than) Viagra. At one of the prelaunch meetings, the company reps had an knock-down, drag-out internal fight over whether they could hang a reminder/coming soon ad (no claims) banner at an upcoming urologist convention that said: "[Product name]: Up and Coming!!" Ultimately, the product never launched, because when they unsealed the trials, one of the unfortunate side effects was nausea and vomiting, which is not generally the sort of thing you want to do on your paramour during coitus.
I doubt the nausea would help sales but the vomiting might be a plus for some folks. There are some weird ****ers out there.
 
Said spokeswoman could cut cut back on the Big Gulps and super-sized burritos, then eliminate Jardiance from her diet altogether.
 
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Which of you sickos is fapping to this fat chick?
And much like me, do you take medical advice from the mailman?
She looks healthy to be a diabetic. The little pill with a big story to tell. Holy shit.


I have never seen that commercial and there’s no way I’m pushing play on this.
 
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