Man tases own testicles in Capitol raid, dies of heart attack.

[gojojo]

Seeing stories swirling that the man who died of a heart attack during the raid of our Capitol, Kevin Greeson, may have tased himself in the family jewels. Story I've seen is that he concealed his taser in his pants as he entered the Capitol. As he climbed up a wall to steal a photo of Tip O'Neil his leg hit the trigger, he fell and the weight of his body kept the trigger pressed down to keep the taser engaged.

Not sure how long he lay there before receiving help but rumor is he tased himself in the berries to his demise.

Making America Great.

Anyone see this refuted?

"Capitol Rioter Tasered His Testicles To Death" Rumor

"Capitol Rioter Tasered His Testicles To Death" Rumor refers to a hoax that Kevin Greeson, one of the four people who died during the 2021 Storming Of The

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[Greenway4Prez]

What a pussy.

When I taste my balls, it gives me a fantastic erection.

Insert OP’s mom joke here.

 

[noleclone2]

RIP coloradonoles.

 

[MitchLL]

His family says he was a good man.

Didn't John Wayne Gacy's family say the same thing?

 

[Bonerfarts]

That’s my fetish

 

[tumorboy]

That will be a great obituary

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

That’s my fetish

That’s cool. We don’t kink shame here.

 

[mnole03]

A lady with a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag was trampled to death. I take back what I said about conservatives being bad at comedy.

 

[JupiterHawk]

Here is our patriot

 

[gojojo]

Here is our patriot

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Yes, let these guys who can't handle a taser around their nuts own Schwarzenegger Commando guns. Seems like a great idea.

 

[QChawks]

Oh the irony

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Mmmmmm, fried testicles...

 

[bdcolt45er]

Shocking.

 

[hawkedoff]

Shocking.

Well done

 

[hydro2.0]

Real ball buster

 

[millah_22]

This story is nuts

 

[hawkmart]

Here is our patriot

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So there are some guns for sale now? Or does one typically get buried with them?

 

[JupiterHawk]

So there are some guns for sale now? Or does one typically get buried with them?

I want the tree.

 

[JupiterHawk]

You have to give Parler credit - it's like an unfiltered lab to review the mind of a trumpster.

 

[JupiterHawk]

You have to give Parler credit - it's like an unfiltered lab to review the mind of a trumpster.

Family released comment and photo

 

[JupiterHawk]

 

[damayason]

Here is our patriot

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He should have spent a little less on weapons and a little more on furniture.

 

[FlickShagwell]

 

[markfromj]

Nominations for 2021 Darwin Awards are now closed.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Darwin was right about some things.....

 

[gojojo]

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Kinda. The man had to make many, many bad decisions that lead to his own death. If he changes just one action, not going to DC, not taking a taser, not putting said taser down his pants, not committing a federal crime, not attempting to climb a wall, he'd still be here.

 

[FlickShagwell]

Kinda. The man had to make many, many bad decisions that lead to his own death. If he changes just one action, not going to DC, not taking a taser, not putting said taser down his pants, not committing a federal crime, not attempting to climb a wall, he'd still be here.

 

[unsubstantiated]

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Ummmm... YEAH.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Mmmmmm, fried testicles...

Well done

^ I see what you did there.

 

[unsubstantiated]

If this is true and the "don't tread on me" story is true.... there HAS to be a third story that's just as good.

 

[IACub]

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Yyyyyyyyyyup.

 

[mnole03]

If this is true and the "don't tread on me" story is true.... there HAS to be a third story that's just as good.

Her story has pictures.

Woman trampled in Capitol riots had 'Don't tread on me' flag

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Friend of Kennesaw woman killed in Capitol riot recounts her final moments

A Kennesaw woman killed during the riots at the Capitol Building on Wednesday was crushed, according to a friend who witnessed her last moments.

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[bdg8]

What a pussy.

When I taste my balls, it gives me a fantastic erection.

Insert OP’s mom joke here.

You must do yoga

 

[tumorboy]

If this is true and the "don't tread on me" story is true.... there HAS to be a third story that's just as good.

Bet several are going to get Cornavirus from this event.

 

[bdcolt45er]

Darwin was right about some things.....

This particular specimen successfully passed on his genetic material.

 

[joelbc1]

Seeing stories swirling that the man who died of a heart attack during the raid of our Capitol, Kevin Greeson, may have tased himself in the family jewels. Story I've seen is that he concealed his taser in his pants as he entered the Capitol. As he climbed up a wall to steal a photo of Tip O'Neil his leg hit the trigger, he fell and the weight of his body kept the trigger pressed down to keep the taser engaged.

Not sure how long he lay there before receiving help but rumor is he tased himself in the berries to his demise.

Making America Great.

Anyone see this refuted?

"Capitol Rioter Tasered His Testicles To Death" Rumor

"Capitol Rioter Tasered His Testicles To Death" Rumor refers to a hoax that Kevin Greeson, one of the four people who died during the 2021 Storming Of The

knowyourmeme.com

When the film of the events of 1/6 is made, I am sure this incident will be a feature of the film!
What sez "MAGA" any better, any more definitively than tasin' yourself in the balls...and then dyin' for your cause?!
'MERICA!!

 

[lucas80]

Her story has pictures.

Woman trampled in Capitol riots had 'Don't tread on me' flag

www.9news.com.au

Friend of Kennesaw woman killed in Capitol riot recounts her final moments

A Kennesaw woman killed during the riots at the Capitol Building on Wednesday was crushed, according to a friend who witnessed her last moments.

www.cbs46.com

Am I a bad person for reading the story, and when it got to the part where it said, "2-3 guys were on top of her", I thought to myself that it wasn't the first time she'd had 2-3 guys on her at once? Does her special friend have pictures of all the Antifa who were there?

 

[bdcolt45er]

Her story has pictures.

Woman trampled in Capitol riots had 'Don't tread on me' flag

www.9news.com.au

Friend of Kennesaw woman killed in Capitol riot recounts her final moments

A Kennesaw woman killed during the riots at the Capitol Building on Wednesday was crushed, according to a friend who witnessed her last moments.

www.cbs46.com

Apparently her fears were well-founded. Never should've happen literally holding a sign.

 

[lucas80]

What a bag of garbage. Just like twitter, I hope his local paper put a mark next to his obituary to note that some of the comments are not verified. Like the part about him being a decent person.

 

[mnole03]

Am I a bad person for reading the story, and when it got to the part where it said, "2-3 guys were on top of her", I thought to myself that it wasn't the first time she'd had 2-3 guys on her at once?

She was a beautiful disaster.