Maya Cummings to run for late husband Elijah's seat.

[Hawk It Up]

Good. I hope she does well.

 

[SillFontaine]

And you thought it couldn't get worse for those residents than what they had.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

She looks like a perfect fit for that last name. Elijah not so much

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Everything went so well...

Why not continue down the same path?

 

[Hawkeye_311]

Good. I hope she does well.

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Couldn't get any worse.

 

[gonegolfing]

The worst of it all is that she may have a chance.

 

[BelemNole]

It’s like a deplorables bat signal.

 

[gonegoIfling]

Maybe they should try electing a white person for a change.

 

[BelemNole]

Maybe they should try electing a white person for a change.

Too on the nose, try again.

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

What an effing joke our political system is. May as well have royal families with how much we love political dynasties.

 

[Hawk It Up]

Maybe they should try electing a white person for a change.

You don't even try and hide it, do you?

 

[Hawkeye_311]

You don't even try and hide it, do you?

Maybe change things up and elect a conservative once. Clearly what is going on now isn't working.

 

[Hawkeye_311]

Pretty sure if I die my wife isn't qualified or entitled to my job.

 

[Funky Bunch]

What an effing joke our political system is. May as well have royal families with how much we love political dynasties.

She seems more qualified for this office than you are as chief fry cook.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Rockeymoore_Cummings

 

[shank hawk]

The skids have been greased: why not slide right in for more, eh Maya?

 

[gohawks50]

You don't even try and hide it, do you?

Just a heads up, that is a parody account. gonegolfing is the original, gonegolfling is a parody.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Just a heads up, that is a parody account. gonegolfing is the original, gonegolfling is a parody.

 

[gohawks50]

Sorry, but Hawk It Up seems like a good guy, I wanted to clue him in.

 

[Hawk It Up]

Just a heads up, that is a parody account. gonegolfing is the original, gonegolfling is a parody.

 

[Lone Clone]

It's a safely blue district, nyet?

 

[SoProudNole]

Pretty sure if I die my wife isn't qualified or entitled to my job.

wgaf? Plenty of spouses work in the same field/profession. And the qualifications for being an elected official are certainly varied and broad.

 

[Dr. Spaceman]

Pretty sure if I die my wife isn't qualified or entitled to my job.

Entitled? She's running for the seat dipsh*t they're not giving it to her.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Sorry, but Hawk It Up seems like a good guy, I wanted to clue him in.

Ds always like to rush in to save someone who they assume is too dumb to save themselves...

 

[BelemNole]

Ds always like to rush in to save someone who they assume is too dumb to save themselves...

Not true, no ones tried to save you yet.

 

[gohawks50]

Ds always like to rush in to save someone who they assume is too dumb to save themselves...

It has nothing to do with thinking a poster is dumb. Ds deal with facts and the poster was not aware of the parody account. Another trait Ds have is empathy so we are able to imagine ourselves in another person's position.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

She seems more qualified for this office than you are as chief fry cook.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Rockeymoore_Cummings

Chief fry cook? You're giving him far too much credit. Maybe the guy who empties the grease trap.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Just a heads up, that is a parody account. gonegolfing is the original, gonegolfling is a parody.

One of the best parody accounts, as well.