Morning farts

[BrunoMars420]

As I get older I’ve noticed I drop BOMBs in the morning. Some of my proudest farts have been in the morning lately.

Question for the HORT olds, do my farts get even more awesome as I age?

TIA

 

[markfromj]

I’d say no,but you enjoy them more.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

For me, it’s diet dependent. Doesn’t take much to get the gas chamber firing. McDonald’s qp with cheese meal. Casey’s breakfast pizza. Etc.

 

[BrunoMars420]

I’d say no,but you enjoy them more.

$34 trillion

 

[QChawks]

Vid?

 

[Funky Bunch]

Morning farts is a sign that you got rammed in the rear too hard. Maybe take it down a notch.

 

[BrunoMars420]

“You might fart at night or first thing in the morning because of normal variations in your anal sphincter, the ring of muscle that keeps the anus shut. Your anal sphincter is more relaxed during sleep and will spontaneously relax as you awaken, which makes it easier for gas to escape“

Ahhh, my anal sphincter muscle is too relaxed during my slumber

 

[cfbfan23]

Ahhh, my anal sphincter muscle is too relaxed during my slumber

Definitely checks out with the post above it. Less anal sex if you want to fart less.

 

[General Tso]

I enjoy a good middle aged morning far, but simultaneously worry about what's in my pants after said fart

 

[millah_22]

only time i get bad morning farts is if i ate like shit the night before. beers and pizza and what not.

Otherwise i fart more at night