*****Official Clown U at IOWA Game Thread*****

[Franisdaman]

i wish our receivers were 6'9

 

[BigDogHawkFan]

Benson is not playing well

 

[sober_teacher]

New QB PLEASE.

Another 3 and out

Pretty sure that was the first 3 and out actually.

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

81 yards.

 

[desihawk]

I'm convinced Manute Bol standing on Shawn Bradley's shoulders would be overthrown by Petras.

no that would be the one time he'll bounce it off the turf

 

[WaterTower]

2nd half we are going to get poured on big time

And the BOO BIRDS ARE COMING OUT LOUD NOW

Scary ainy it?

 

[bansheexyz]

We haven't thrown the ball deep once this year. Constant short stuff, sideline stuff. Pretty easy to guess what we're going to do. Offense has yet to drive the length of the field and score this year. All 10 points from starting deep in opponent territory.

 

[Hawktagonapus]

Dang

 

[Franisdaman]

Most definitely it’s Padilla time I think Petras is scared of getting HIT- that’s why he’s jitterbugging all the fook over the place - MAKE THE CHANGE HE IS STRUGGLING HARD CORE

i would prefer Labas

get on the (lay) bus

 

[QChawks]

Classic Iowa football game

Phil Parker saving Kirk’s ass

 

[1stplacehawk]

Benson is not playing well

Agreed. Really struggling today.

 

[luvmyhawks]

What do you do besides laugh?

Nothing else you can do about it. I just can’t believe Padilla and labas are this bad. I don’t get it. Iowa state is the far superior team today.

 

[BubsFinn]

That’s why you’re on defense.

 

[BeepBeepInMyJeep]

This shit is ****ing stupid. It’s going to pour in the second half. Game over. Iowa state is a billion times better on offense with our qb play. Rain will seal the fate, especially when they go up 10-7 before half. This defense and special teams deserve better. Hell Arland Bruce deserves better. Every time he is thrown to it’s a mile over his head.

Can’t believe we were all scratching our heads at Charlie Jones transferring

 

[millah_22]

Most definitely it’s Padilla time I think Petras is scared of getting HIT- that’s why he’s jitterbugging all the fook over the place - MAKE THE CHANGE HE IS STRUGGLING HARD CORE

I don't think he's scared of being hit. I just don't think he is capable of leading receivers, evading defenders, or making a good throw.

 

[The Deplorable Sleeping Dog]

Spencer is done at the half. At least 3 wide open misses and a long 3rd down to come.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

Minus the blocked punt and good runs for the TD.

Been outplayed

Yep.

 

[Irvin 88]

Do we try and score or kneel with 2:00 left???

 

[QChawks]

Crap, offense coming back out

 

[BBHawk]

Iowa is going to get one of those tipped passes.

 

[desihawk]

hawkeye elvis spotted

 

[blhawk]

Bensons tackling has been atrocious. If petras sees the field again the boos will be more than justified

 

[uihawk82]

Nice play call by Brian after gaining 5 to 6 yards running the ball on first down by throwing a tough sideline pattern, not a good call.

 

[WaterTower]

WTF?

 

[BubsFinn]

Do we try and score or kneel with 2:00 left???

Lol.

 

[QChawks]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[MWardT]

Just take a knee before Petras does something to lose this game

 

[millah_22]

Do we try and score or kneel with 2:00 left???

kneel 3 times and punt, we've seen it before lmao

 

[CarterHall]

2 minute drill. 3 FB dives??

 

[Hawkeye_4_Life]

Time to take a knee to end the half.

 

[BlIIlken2]

TRY PADILLA

 

[biggreydogs]

That was a horse shit call

 

[WaterTower]

Here's how it goes. Iowa runs 3 times

 

[ISPHawk]

3 and out?

 

[Franisdaman]

damn, we usually get those tipped balls

 

[LetsGoHawks83]

WTF was that penalty on our D?

 

[Hawktagonapus]

Boooooooo

 

[BubsFinn]

Goddamn nutless football. I’m so freaking sick of this horseshit.

 

[BioHawk]

All Kirk is thinking about is how he is going to bend over Barta after seeing Dabo Swinney’s contract.

He is clearly going to get a raise and extension.

Well, he has no leverage to do it right now.

 

[iahawks10]

More bull shit from Tuta Salaam.