*****Official Clown U at IOWA Game Thread*****

[QChawks]

embarrassing

 

[PhoenixHawk5.0]

Minus the blocked punt and good runs for the TD.

Been outplayed

Ok and minus a few catches for them we have outplayed them

 

[oldnewkirk.0]

Heavy dose of run here, these announcers are comical thinking we’re going to try and score

 

[Franisdaman]

i am confident in our 2 minute offense

said no Iowa fan ever

 

[TRHawkeye145]

I hate seeing BF out there

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Geezus fking christ, it really is gonna be a season where Iowa doesn't get their usual INTs because EVERYBODY keeps talking about it.

Like "Oh they always get the INT, they always get the INT, here comes the INT, you know it's gonna happen, here comes the INT"..............and then we can't pick off any passes.

What a crock of sh**.

 

[WaterTower]

Could we get KOK back as OC?

Or a guy with an active brain

 

[LetsGoHawks83]

Time to run the clock....grrrrrrrrr

NEW QB PLEASE.

Can't trust your senior with the ball

 

[Irvin 88]

There is a 1000% chance we don't score!!! In fact, I'd be thinking about taking a safety right now.

 

[Hawktagonapus]

Can’t even run a 2 minute drill because the QB is a boob

 

[spiderland]

How much time do we give the Clowns here and where do they take over?

 

[iahawks10]

I think ISU finally figured out that Petras is not good.

 

[CarterHall]

Bri: Rinse ,wash, and repeat.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

i am confident in our 2 minute offense

said no Iowa fan ever

I'm not confident in our 60 minute offense......

 

[LeroyHawk]

Spencer is done at the half. At least 3 wide open misses and a long 3rd down to come.

You'd think, wouldn't you?

 

[QChawks]

After Nevada it’s all L’s boyz

 

[WaterTower]

Iowa state may lead at half because of FERENTZ c9nservati

 

[anon_qczsdwtnv6esw]

SP just seems to be a player that gets on the field a lot because he sucks up to coaches. There just cannot be any other reason for him playing.

 

[bumper52]

Please, take a knee. Get this s**t show off the field. Now, the weather is turning…..that’s bound to help the offense…lol

 

[drew_hawk]

My reaction after every Iowa offensive play:

 

[sellarsd]

Can’t believe we were all scratching our heads at Charlie Jones transferring

Who was scratching their head?

 

[TDJ7]

I hate this offense so friggin much.

 

[Chewback]

I want to know if changing QB's is even going through KF's mind

Nope nope nope nope nope

 

[millah_22]

If they don't convert this 3rd down, the coaches deserve to be bood.

 

[desihawk]

isu clever bastards stopping the clock on first ddown
the disrespect is flabbergasting

 

[brewhawk23]

This is so depressing. How can this continue to go on drive after drive, game after game??? 2-5 yard routes are a staple I guess

 

[biggreydogs]

5-10. 31 yards.

 

[BlIIlken2]

Why the **** are the Ferentzs falling on the sword for petras?! Brian isn’t callign an awful game.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

I think ISU finally figured out that Petras is not good.

They're taking away the middle of the field and forcing Petras to throw to the sidelines (which he can't do).

And now they're breaking pretty easy on those routes to the sidelines as well.

 

[obfuscating]

BarF calling pass plays to keep SP from 1.1 rating again.

 

[Franisdaman]

3rd & 8 baby

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

If Petras plays in the second half I'm out. I agree with Macaffee, I just need to find something to do equivalent to slightly better than paint drying

I have those thoughts a lot. It’s so fugging hard to watch. And you know Kirk is going to run the ball three straight times, as he should, because he has no faith in his three-year senior starter to put together a two-minute drive.

Well, didn’t expect that. Two-yard out route to the TE. A little too sexy, Kirk. 🙄

 

[Hawktagonapus]

Bench this goober

 

[DougERot]

Dekkers is actually really fun to watch. Really good touch on the bball.

I love watching southpaws.

 

[TRHawkeye145]

F this

 

[BubsFinn]

Please play the backup. Please.

 

[CarterHall]

Kirk deserves that.

 

[TDJ7]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[MWardT]

Just take a knee before Petras does something to lose this game

Like I said

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Seriously if we don’t see a QB change then KF AND BF ARE