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*****OFFICIAL TRUMP CRIMINAL TRIAL THREAD*****

The prosecution hasn’t even told the defense what crime Trump committed. All they know is orange man bad.
THAT'S RIGHT HITMAN!!!!!!!! THEY DON'T KNOW THE POSITIVE BENEFITS OF CRUSHING CANS OF ICE COLD SPRITE AND GOING OUT ON DA MESSAGE BOARDS AND KICKING AROUND DA LOONY BETA CUCK LIBTAHDS WHO PUT WIENERS IN BUTTS AND LOITER IN INTERSTATE BATHHOUSES WHEN THEY'RE NOT EATING SEMEN AND SOY AND LAB MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DA ORANGE MAN IS AWESOME AND TAKING OUT DA RADICAL LEFT LIKE DA BERNIE AND DA SQUAD AND DA SLOW JOE AND DA CHE GUEVARA AND DA KAMALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!! ALPHA DAWGS LIKE YOU AND ME ARE TAKING OVER THIS FOOKIN JOINT!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The jury has been deliberating for a half an hour.

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Ty Cobb anticipates a verdict around Friday based on how long the trial lasted.
Could be next week, though.
 
Lil Marco knows what he is saying here is bullshit, but like a good little cultist he spreads a false narrative to give the cult an excuse for a guilty verdict.

These ****s are spreading misinfo on purpose. Presumably for their civil war. They have to find him unanimously on falsifying business records. They don’t have to agree on the next step. A has to be 100%, B does not.

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Lil Marco knows what he is saying here is bullshit, but like a good little cultist he spreads a false narrative to give the cult an excuse for a guilty verdict.

marco, like ted cruz and many others, tried standing up for their principles and opposing trump

then they got steamrolled and decided they'd rather have their jobs than their principles

so they have to pretend they don't understand this stuff
 
Are we using this thread for the official Rifler suicide watch if there is a guilty verdict, or the prediction on the verdict thread?
Rifler will say he knew it was going to be a conviction because Trump can’t get a fair jury in NYC and the trial is a sham anyway.
 
Rifler will say he knew it was going to be a conviction because Trump can’t get a fair jury in NYC and the trial is a sham anyway.
I am shocked that he hasn't brought up the laptop the jury has access to during deliberations.
Maybe someone I have on ignore has brought up how the Biden DoJ is funneling instructions into the jury room, and the jurors are negotiating a price for a guilty verdict with George Soros
 
From the New Yorker:

Outside the courthouse, Sarah Larson tells us, the scene “had the atmosphere of a low-key carnival,” as “a motley crowd of citizens got weird in the park.” Demonstrations yesterday featured characters from all spots on the political spectrum, but, today, “the mood was feisty, anticipatory, MAGA.” Larson reports seeing, among the crowd, “a man in a blue Jughead crown strutting around, a red ‘TRUMP 2024’ cape fluttering behind him”; “a man gently waving a Colonial ‘JOIN OR DIE’ flag”; and “a man in a shirt emblazoned with the words ‘GAYS FOR TRUMP,’ who was saying vulgar things to anyone who would listen.” A man sitting on a bench, holding a poster board with images of men identified as “pursued, persecuted, prosecuted” political targets from John Hancock to Malcolm X, cried out, “This is a neo-Stalinist feminist show trial!”
 
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From the New Yorker’s appointment:

Outside the courthouse, Sarah Larson tells us, the scene “had the atmosphere of a low-key carnival,” as “a motley crowd of citizens got weird in the park.” Demonstrations yesterday featured characters from all spots on the political spectrum, but, today, “the mood was feisty, anticipatory, MAGA.” Larson reports seeing, among the crowd, “a man in a blue Jughead crown strutting around, a red ‘TRUMP 2024’ cape fluttering behind him”; “a man gently waving a Colonial ‘JOIN OR DIE’ flag”; and “a man in a shirt emblazoned with the words ‘GAYS FOR TRUMP,’ who was saying vulgar things to anyone who would listen.” A man sitting on a bench, holding a poster board with images of men identified as “pursued, persecuted, prosecuted” political targets from John Hancock to Malcolm X, cried out, “This is a neo-Stalinist feminist show trial!”
Basically we're at a point in this country where the folks that show up to support a former president during his criminal trial are dressed so ****ing ridiculous, that they make an ICP concert seem like it's full of normal folks.
 
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