Post Your Unpopular Opinion: Men's Fashion Edition

[CuttyDoesIt]

I'll start:

• Kahki pants are the absolute worst
• Unless you are watching your team play, you should not wear a team branded shirt in public
• Shorts should be above the knee cap

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Men wearing scarves or vests have serious mental issues.

Long sweat socks should stay gone forever.

Anyone wearing a hood up in a public place is running from the FBI.

 

[SSG T]

Cargo short, particularly in khaki, are the best clothing choice for every day wear.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

They get my Zubaz when they pry them of my cold dead azz....

 

[artradley]

I think you’re missing a “not” in your second one.

 

[artradley]

Hats are for keeping your head warm or the sun out of your eyes. They are not a fashion accessory.

 

[ping72]

Yoga pants for men should be a thing...but dudes with tiny penises make fun of them b/c they don’t want the world to see their lack of a bulge.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Men wearing scarves or vests have serious mental issues.

Long sweat socks should stay gone forever.

Anyone wearing a hood up in a public place is running from the FBI.

In warm climates these could be debated. I am in Chicago this winter. Would ask for a cold weather dispensation on scarves and hoods.

 

[DFSNOLE]

This suit jacket does not fit properly. When the button pulls like that, it is too tight.

 

[cfbfan23]

Yoga pants for men should be a thing...but dudes with tiny penises make fun of them b/c they don’t want the world to see their lack of a bulge.

 

[ping72]

Sweet! You like wearing them, too? Sooo comfy!

 

[Hawkeyenuts66]

This looks dumb AF.

 

[cfbfan23]

Sweet! You like wearing them, too? Sooo comfy!

Use a bespoke yoga-wear maker to address any crotch issues/adjustments.

 

[CuttyDoesIt]

I think you’re missing a “not” in your second one.

Thank you, Sir. edited

 

[IAHawk2011]

This suit jacket does not fit properly. When the button pulls like that, it is too tight.

This brings up another point - dress shirts with white collars and a different colored body/shirt look hideous.

 

[JWolf74]

Sweat pants should never be worn in public.

Hawaiian shirts are for nerds who've given up.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Hawaiian shirts are for nerds who've given up.

There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!

- Homer S.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

Men wearing scarves or vests have serious mental issues.

I beg your pardon. Even my ascot wears an ascot.

 

[Hawki97]

Formal clothing should disappear off the face of the earth. Every tie, suit coat, etc. should be thrown in a pile and burned.

 

[TennNole17]

Any cutesy stitching, bedazling, or pre-ripped holes in jeans.

 

[Nipigu]

I beg your pardon. Even my ascot wears an ascot.

I wear an ascot under my smoking jacket.

 

[Lone Clone]

I'll start:

• Kahki pants are the absolute worst
• Unless you are watching your team play, you should not wear a team branded shirt in public
• Shorts should be above the knee cap

Men who wear baseball caps backward are the scum of the earth.

 

[JWolf74]

Formal clothing should disappear off the face of the earth. Every tie, suit coat, etc. should be thrown in a pile and burned.

You can take my Taco Tuesday dinner tuxedo from my cold dead hands.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Most men wear clothes one or two sizes too large. Especially suits and dress shirts.

 

[BrunoMars420]

A suit a tennis shoes or a suit where the pants are high waters so you can see they aren’t wearing socks

 

[JohnBasedow]

I can neither confirm or deny I wear some of the things listed above in this thread.

My list no-no clothes:
Zip off pants - for the love of god just don’t
Cargo shorts/pants
Tucking a t-shirt into jeans - get out of here with that Napoleon Dynamite look
Wearing suits that are too big and don’t fit

 

[BelemNole]

Ties are stupid.

 

[WisestIowan]

Men who wear baseball caps backward are the scum of the earth.

FIGHT BAR

 

[WisestIowan]

I agree with OP. I am a firm believer that shorts should ALWAYS be above the knee. If they are below the knee they are capris or clamdiggers and therefore you are a woman.

Also, cargo shorts should never be worn. Public or private. Doesn't matter. Never. Looking at you, @McLovin32.

 

[Run&Blade]

Untuckit shirts.

is this truly a fashion trend or just a clever marketing idea for obese people to give up ?

what’s next ? A nice suit with sweatpants for the pants?

 

[silasstarr]

Grown men shouldn’t wear sports jerseys, ever.

 

[McLovin32]

I agree with OP. I am a firm believer that shorts should ALWAYS be above the knee. If they are below the knee they are capris or clamdiggers and therefore you are a woman.

Also, cargo shorts should never be worn. Public or private. Doesn't matter. Never. Looking at you, @McLovin32.

#CargoLife


You’ll be happy to know I got rid of those. After dropping some lbs I had to buy all new shorts and pants.

 

[Rudolph]

Lotta 100% control up in here!

 

[IAHawk2011]

Untuckit shirts.

is this truly a fashion trend or just a clever marketing idea for obese people to give up ?

what’s next ? A nice suit with sweatpants for the pants?

I don’t like tucking in button down shirts with jeans because I think it looks stupid. I’m in better shape than you and 99.99% of the population. So I guess it’s a fashion trend?

 

[Run&Blade]

I don’t like tucking in button down shirts with jeans because I think it looks stupid. I’m in better shape than you and 99.99% of the population. So I guess it’s a fashion trend?

it shows on here? Damn.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I picture someone on this site sporting this outfit and thinking they look cool....

 

[Run&Blade]

I picture someone on this site sporting this outfit and thinking they look cool....

Agreed, what a douche....he never should have taken the sticker and tag off the hat.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I picture someone on this site sporting this outfit and thinking they look cool....

I bet the line for mustache rides is a couple blocks long

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I picture someone on this site sporting this outfit and thinking they look cool....

Yeah, the Carhartt logo looks kinda silly.

 

[baddog25]

This looks dumb AF.

I was gonna say sandals with socks. stupid