It's "I COULDN'T give 2 shits". While I'm betting you "could" give 2 shits about the proper use of that expression, but if you're gonna go off, at least try not to look like a nitwit.
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I don't get many compliments, so I'll take your last sentence as one.
Your post reminds me of a passage from Lin Yutang's book, "The Importance of Living" -
"Happiness consists of getting your hair cut every two weeks
and watching your neighbor fall off his roof."
and watching your neighbor fall off his roof."
Really, you are gonna pull grammar police on that. Are you new here or are you just that boring?
It’s Patricia so is there a 2nd source?
edquinn why are you pimp’n that POS? I read that elsewhere you should to.
Suit yourself but I’d stay away, some stink doesn’t just wash off.
Look. I don’t follow that person on Twitter. It came up on my feed. And the result caught my eye. Nothing more or less.
I have to agree that El Niño guy is a real bucket of dirt
UMMM, it is a slang expression and it is or can be COULD!!!! As was already said, go find something better to do for your life man!!!!!
lol relax they aren't hanging out or anything. that news was already out in a couple places and it's convenient to just copy and paste the tweet
In his defense, there's a huge distinction between the correct and incorrect versions.
And I will always take the stance that if you're going to use popular sayings, then use them correctly, and if you can't, then you look like a dolt.
Okay, but we are not writing books here, it’s a message board. Have you guys seen the way the younger generation texts these days, they don’t even use real words everything is abbreviated or modified some way. Who cares though let’s wrestle!
All the more reason to at least try to appear intellectual. If you want to voice your opinion and have people take you seriously, then make sure you're saying it right. Otherwise, you're just a lazy turd. No excuses.
I can agree, I just don’t think the cesspool needs grammar police. AFK
There is no defense!!! Once again, it is SLANG and you can say it as could. For Wrestling Board sake, I will use going to STATES or STATE as an example.
Now you're comparing cars to boats as to which would fly better.
You've been adulting long enough that you should care and you should know, cesspool or not. It's absolute laziness that you don't.
But you do you.
Just because it's the cesspool doesn't mean we can't attempt to educate as we insult.
Lessons have been learned, let's move on.
I would argue that internet message boards and other social media has completely changed the 'proper usage' of could vs could not care less.
Unless a poster is replying a question directly to them, the mere act of posting proves that you actually DO care. If you truly could NOT care less, you would not bother posting your unsolicited opinion. You would just scroll on by.
Unless a poster is replying a question directly to them, the mere act of posting proves that you actually DO care. If you truly could NOT care less, you would not bother posting your unsolicited opinion. You would just scroll on by.
rather be a lazy turd than a know it all trying to tell others how to post
Oh hell, I have faith you can do both.
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I didn't see a tip jar, so I was motivated to drop a donation into Wrestling for Life......
I agree with @IRONBIRD, regardless of any merits of @OmaHawkeye05's ad hominem afront.
Couldn't conveys not even a worthless amount.
Could conveys only a worthless amount.
I've heard the phrase both ways over many years as "could or couldn't" give "a $#!t, two $#!ts, or a rat's @$$". Either could or couldn't is acceptable and depends on the speaker's intent.
Couldn't conveys not even a worthless amount.
Could conveys only a worthless amount.
I've heard the phrase both ways over many years as "could or couldn't" give "a $#!t, two $#!ts, or a rat's @$$". Either could or couldn't is acceptable and depends on the speaker's intent.
i could give two shits
Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
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definithing > i could give two shits
i could give two shits
this is a phrase that has the same meaning as “i don’t really care” or “i could care less”. it is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
so that pr-ck over there hates me? i could give two sh-ts about him!
a gramatically incorrect phrase that lamen (i.e. r-t-rds) use when they really mean to say “i couldn’t give two sh-ts”. see could care less and couldn’t care less for more of this f-ckwittery.
jerome: i could give two sh-ts.
lewis: you’re a f-cking idiot. die.
jerome: what?
disregard the first dumbsh-t definition of this phrase. it’s grammatically correct. “i could give two sh-ts. (but i don’t)”
Season starts tomorrow, we could or couldn’t give a crap about that because Spencer may or may not be wrestling tomorrow!
This is gonna be great!
This is gonna be great!
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I couldn't care less what Definithing thinks.i could give two shits
Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
Search
definithing > i could give two shits
i could give two shits
this is a phrase that has the same meaning as “i don’t really care” or “i could care less”. it is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
so that pr-ck over there hates me? i could give two sh-ts about him!
a gramatically incorrect phrase that lamen (i.e. r-t-rds) use when they really mean to say “i couldn’t give two sh-ts”. see could care less and couldn’t care less for more of this f-ckwittery.
jerome: i could give two sh-ts.
lewis: you’re a f-cking idiot. die.
jerome: what?
disregard the first dumbsh-t definition of this phrase. it’s grammatically correct. “i could give two sh-ts. (but i don’t)”
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