Speaking of whistling...I can't whistle...

[HROT]

I can't whistle guys. My wife says I might when I snore though. Does this make me less of a man? More of a woman?

I'm afraid there will be a situation requiring a hearty whistle - and I can't do it. I tried to briefly learn the 2-finger mouth whistle.

 

[Funky Bunch]

I can't whistle guys. My wife says I might when I snore though. Does this make me less of a man? More of a woman?

I'm afraid there will be a situation requiring a hearty whistle - and I can't do it. I tried to briefly learn the 2-finger mouth whistle.

When you tried the 2-finger whistle, was this after you pooped and wiped your butt?

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Sounds like your only hope is to learn to fart on command

 

[thewop]

Well, if the only whistle you can muster is a booger whistle, then yeah, I'd say it makes you less of a man. I'm no authority though, so we'll need a ruling from HROT.

 

[yescyam]

This thread is worthless without pics of said wife.

 

[SoProudNole]

I can whistle. But I don't. It's in my top five of most annoying things people do.

 

[HROT]

I can whistle. But I don't. It's in my top five of most annoying things people do.

This was a fear of mine if I did pick up the 2-finger whistle. I'd be that guy that does it at games.

 

[The Tradition]

 

[poophawk]

i cant whistle either, i have minimal marketable skills

 

[The Tradition]

 

[BelemNole]

I can whistle. But I don't. It's in my top five of most annoying things people do.

I can whistle like a Disney character. We should hang out.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

When I was a youth I could whistle just about any tune I knew, but I could never figure out how to do the two finger really loud whistling. I think that's a pretty rare skill actually.

Now in my old age I can't even whistle a tune anymore, but that's OK, people who whistle in any public setting are annoying as hell.

 

[jasonrann]

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