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Things that annoy you more each time you experience it (no politics)
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This has always been a huge aggravation to me.
A corollary complaint would be the people who pause right in front of the door when coming out. They stand there oblivious to the fact that the doors are closing behind them before the folks waiting to go into the elevator have a chance to load.
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People who leave time on the f'n microwave...
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customer service, or the lack thereof, amongst almost all service stuff- fast food, grocery people, retail, etc. There's just this don't GAF from the top to bottom in these places.
Hell, I had a 50% off thing for Uber to use at Fresh Market, so I ordered like 8 things- easy shit like 2lbs of chicken thighs from the butcher, single serve pot pies, chicken breast , etc. 8 things. 2 were correct. I recall the argument with customer support being circular "well it as charged correctly"- and just giving up. I got 2 family sized pot pies (cost like 4x more), and 2, as in two count, chicken thighs not two pounds. WTF am I going to make with .25 lbs of chicken thigh. Ugh
Hell, I had a 50% off thing for Uber to use at Fresh Market, so I ordered like 8 things- easy shit like 2lbs of chicken thighs from the butcher, single serve pot pies, chicken breast , etc. 8 things. 2 were correct. I recall the argument with customer support being circular "well it as charged correctly"- and just giving up. I got 2 family sized pot pies (cost like 4x more), and 2, as in two count, chicken thighs not two pounds. WTF am I going to make with .25 lbs of chicken thigh. Ugh
Sitting through a presentation where they just read the slides verbatim. If you are going to do that cancel the meeting and send an email with the slides attached to save us all some time.
Oh boy, I hope you never meet my sister. She seen it alright.
People having a conversation while blocking the aisle/door when you're trying to get by. To make matters worse, they give you the wtf look.
Fvcking chewing tobacco in a urinal.
I’m willing to bet they are on their phones.
Barking dogs, dogs shitting in the parking, dogs brought to farmers markets, outdoor concerts, dogs off leashes in parks with signs that clearly state dogs on leashes only, dogs in apartments in violation of the leases, people with dog stickers on the car that say I heart my snapperdoodle, grand dogs on board or dog mom, weatherman giving the dog walking forecast, commercials with dogs tracking mud all over the house and the owner just pulls out the Bissel instead of beating the dog within an inch of it's life, the commercials to save neglected dogs because of their irresponsible owners...
We should take all the money spent on pets in the US and build housing for the homeless...
The interviews of the coaches as they're coming on or off the field during halftime of basketball and football games. Totally unnecessary and not informative.
I can't grab the remote fast enough.
Also, the Christina Hall commercials where she's pimping the Jacuzzi bath remodels. The uptalk at the end of nearly every sentence is like a rusty nail on a chalk board. Another immediate remote grabber.
I can't grab the remote fast enough.
Also, the Christina Hall commercials where she's pimping the Jacuzzi bath remodels. The uptalk at the end of nearly every sentence is like a rusty nail on a chalk board. Another immediate remote grabber.
The hyvees around me have an armed security guard sometimes. It's the same guy I've seen every time and he rotates around the 3 stores. Pretty sure he gets paid the same as 2 or 3 high school aged checkers. So instead of having someone to actually DO the job, they replace them with someone with a full on tactical vest complete with taser and gun to make it seem like a ghetto grocery store and make sure everyone properly does the job themselves...
I like to make direct eye contact with him as I double-dip in the self checkout.
Grocery Shopping Center parking lots. Just a mass conglomeration of mouth breathers walking down the middle of the lanes, lazy ****s stopping in middle of lane near front waiting for people to back out who are not even close to being ready as they are just starting to load their cars, and people backing into spots with such terrible skill sets that they make others wait as they have to make three attempts. The perfect spot to observe the self absorbedness of 2024 Americans.
I used to have an employer that was ahead of its time with DEI, learning about other cultures, debriefing what we learned about other cultures, celebrating each others' diversity, etc, etc.
We had an internal blog where each week somebody wrote something and there was a comment section at the end where your name would be attached to your comment.
99.99% of the time the posts were like "With Veterans Day coming up, here is a story about my grandfather, how have veterans impacted you and how will you remember them?"
Then one week, somebody wrote on elevator etiquette and it turned into a full on generational, sex, and race war.
People not picking up their dogs shit.
People pushing their teenage spawn around a store in a shopping cart.
People pushing their teenage spawn around a store in a shopping cart.
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who return shopping carts and those that fűck with other people's cars by just leaving them wherever they want.
This many be on purpose but irregardless is not an actual word.
So people who use irregardless as an actual word are annoying AF.
Women over size 5 in leggings
Smokers
Men without kids that claim their wife’s kids as theirs
Teachers/coaches over 35 without kids
Anyone that drives drunk or on illegal drugs
Only people that graduate from tier one law schools should be lawyers, below tier one they are called lawyer jr.
Married men that are not able to provide for family and wife has to work
People that think journalist are important
People that are overweight
Anyone that does personal things while they are being paid to work
People that identify as things
People that tell you their pronouns or sexual orientation for absolutely no reason
Anyone that posts more than 10 times a day on a message board
People with lengthy criminal records and not in jail
Thankfully we moved outside the USA so we don’t have to deal with most of the above minus the should be called lawyer jr.’s.
Smokers
Men without kids that claim their wife’s kids as theirs
Teachers/coaches over 35 without kids
Anyone that drives drunk or on illegal drugs
Only people that graduate from tier one law schools should be lawyers, below tier one they are called lawyer jr.
Married men that are not able to provide for family and wife has to work
People that think journalist are important
People that are overweight
Anyone that does personal things while they are being paid to work
People that identify as things
People that tell you their pronouns or sexual orientation for absolutely no reason
Anyone that posts more than 10 times a day on a message board
People with lengthy criminal records and not in jail
Thankfully we moved outside the USA so we don’t have to deal with most of the above minus the should be called lawyer jr.’s.
Is it a service dog? If not, to the gas chamber. Adopt one of those homeless guys...
You can GFY on that annoyance, there are a number of stepfathers and adoptive Dads that have changed children's lives for the better and should/could claim those children as "theirs"
Guilty. I would do it just to piss of one specific guy. Not because I didn't like him, but because he was just so easy to piss offPeople who leave time on the f'n microwave...
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Word, brother.
It’s bad enough that their workers watch you check your items out instead of doing it themselves. And now we gotta make sure all the carts are neatly arranged? GTFO.
Agree and those kids are happy that someone wants to be their Dad.
It's the slow people that take forever to get around, and then somehow manage to find themselves in front of you again.
For instance, they are lounging in the left lane, you finally get around them, and then you get cut off by another driver and have to slow down, but somehow the person you finally got around cruises right by you and you have to try to get around them again.
You must be great at parties
My wife and kids do this all the time, at this point I’m guessing on purpose to annoy me. I told her at one time that if she didn’t clear the time it would ruin the LED display on the microwave. I think she seriously believed me but still didn’t care.People who leave time on the f'n microwave...
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I couldn’t tell you the last time I saw someone write a check. Where do you live? The 90’s? Lol
Why do people associate vehicles with penis size? Dude drives a Porsche, must have small peen. Dude drives a lifted truck, small peen. Am I to assume poors who drive honda civics are all hung like Ron Jeremy? lol
They’ve told me at work that they do it on purpose now. I said, “So it doesn’t make any difference”. Now I unplug it when I’m done. 👺
