What's practically comical, is how we've now seen firsthand how poorly maintained and built Putin's trucks, armored vehicles, and battlefield missiles are.
Yet, the myth persists how his nukes 'must be in fully functional condition'.
Those are really the EASIEST place to cut corners and no one ever knows. And they need a TON of routine maintenance. The US spends as much JUST on its nuclear arsenal as Russia spends on its entire military.
Because you don't actually need nukes like you need tanks; you need people to THINK you have functional nukes.