True life adventures (I'm at the ER)

[bagdropper]

No need to go into my specifics yet. But I've known for 2 days I probably was going to wind up here, and I've been putting it off as long as possible hoping my body would come around.

I knew I'd be rumbling with the rabble of CR and so far I haven't been disappointed.

I'm watching from maybe 8 feet away 2 of CR's finest trying to handle a savage boohoo tearing through every single hospital staff he comes across, as well as some of the people waiting on the lobby.

Evidently he's here for his meds. Go figure...


I've managed to avoid an ER visit for 40 years now. I had a feeling it was going to be like this.

 

[Funky Bunch]

48 hour erection?

 

[Tenacious E]

I'm watching from maybe 8 feet away 2 of CR's finest trying to handle a savage boohoo tearing through every single hospital staff he comes across, as well as some of the people waiting on the lobby.

 

[95Hawk]

Is the gerbil going to be okay, tho?

 

[fredjr82]

Hopefully you're better soon. I believe you drive a bus for College Community and I know how important every last one of you are for getting kiddos to school. Get well!

 

[bagdropper]

Now we've got the couple who are here for...dunno.

Maybe 30ish. They've brought in a well rounded McDonalds meal complete with nuggets, burgers, fries...the works.

When they got called, all the food went with them.

Cholesterol overdose maybe?

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[GOHOX69]

Now we've got the couple who are here for...dunno.

Maybe 30ish. They've brought in a well rounded McDonalds meal complete with nuggets, burgers, fries...the works.

When they got called, all the food went with them.

Cholesterol overdose maybe?

Be well man. Seriously.

 

[Moral]

The last time I was in an ER I listen to this guy making a plan to steal Josh's phone charger and selling his old phone to a pawn shop because he didn't have a charger for that shit. To make it work he would have to run to the apartment and take the charger while Josh was being treated at the hospital. The two strung out ladies with him thought this was a great plan.

That was well over a decade ago but it really stuck with me.

Best wishes, OP.

 

[bagdropper]

Never read any Hunter S. Thompson I take it?

The kind of person who should never be set loose in public. But somehow managed to "get loose" far too often.

Just don't make eye contact...

 

[bagdropper]

Is the gerbil going to be okay, tho?

You'll have to ask the staff...

 

[bagdropper]

I'm here for...I dunno yet.

100 degree fever, at times horrible lower abdominal pain, absolutely zero energy, the joys of non normal bowel movements.

Oh yeah... I've lost 10 pounds in 4 days.

4 days now. My doc saw me this morning and said in no uncertain terms, get to the ER.

Soooooo, here I am.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

At a time like this it is very important to be surrounded by loved ones. Can you send me your wife’s phone number so I may comfort her?

 

[Tenacious E]

Now we've got the couple who are here for...dunno.

Maybe 30ish. They've brought in

The silver lining of them treating everyone before you means what you have going on ain't as bad as what they have going on.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

I'm here for...I dunno yet.

100 degree fever, at times horrible lower abdominal pain, absolutely zero energy, the joys of non normal bowel movements.

Oh yeah... I've lost 10 pounds in 4 days.

4 days now. My doc saw me this morning and said in no uncertain terms, get to the ER.

Soooooo, here I am.

I seriously hope you're doing better soon, just wanted to let you know that you're not allowed to die before teaching me how to rebuild a carburetor.

 

[Tenacious E]

Never read any Hunter S. Thompson I take it?

 

[DirtyJohns97]

the joys of non normal bowel movements

 

[Tenacious E]

The last time I was in an ER I listen to this guy making a plan to steal Josh's phone charger and selling his old phone to a pawn shop because he didn't have a charger for that shit. To make it work he would have to run to the apartment and take the charger while Josh was being treated at the hospital. The two strung out ladies with him thought this was a great plan.

That was well over a decade ago but it really stuck with me.

Best wishes, OP.

I mean, how do you come up with this stuff? You should be a writer.

 

[Colonoscopy]

I mean, how do you come up with this stuff? You should be a writer.

Everybody knows that story

 

[GOHOX69]

I'm here for...I dunno yet.

100 degree fever, at times horrible lower abdominal pain, absolutely zero energy, the joys of non normal bowel movements.

Oh yeah... I've lost 10 pounds in 4 days.

4 days now. My doc saw me this morning and said in no uncertain terms, get to the ER.

Soooooo, here I am.

I hope whatever you have is benign. If you get transferred to UI, dm me please. Good luck.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I hope whatever you have is benign. If you get transferred to UI, dm me please. Good luck.

And if you're looking for a fair price on a gently used Handy, dm me

 

[Colonoscopy]

I hope whatever you have is benign. If you get transferred to UI, dm me please. Good luck.

And send him my way if it's to do wit the ass.

 

[hydro2.0]

I hope whatever you have is benign. If you get transferred to UI, dm me please. Good luck.

Or maybe it’s nothing to do with a tumor

 

[HawkinK.C.1]

Appendicitis?

 

[JWolf74]

Let me guess workup
CMP
CBC
Lactic acid
UA
CT abd/pelvis with contrast

So you're looking at at least tree fiddy.

 

[GOHOX69]

Let me guess workup
CMP
CBC
Lactic acid
UA
CT abd/pelvis with contrast

So you're looking at at least tree fiddy.

3 fiddy would be cheap

 

[jawatkins]

Never read any Hunter S. Thompson I take it?

The kind of person who should never be set loose in public. But somehow managed to "get loose" far too often.

Just don't make eye contact...

I was always more of a Kerouac guy.

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!””

Get good dude

 

[Colonoscopy]

3 fiddy would be cheap

350 x 10

 

[GOHOX69]

350 x 10

Yuppers!

 

[JWolf74]

350 x 10

At best

 

[the24fan]

RIP OP
Can I have your records ?

 

[On Iowa]

3 fiddy would be cheap

That's his cholesterol, not the cost.

 

[QChawks]

 

[millah_22]

If you die can I have your account?

 

[BelemNole]

If you die can I have your account?

You can have the account, I get the likes.

 

[millah_22]

You can have the account, I get the likes.

what likes? Have you seen the ratio?

 

[bagdropper]

what likes? Have you seen the ratio?

When you began in 2002 and have used one account...we here got all our likes wiped out during this time.

I'm not, never have been, fishing for likes anyway.

 

[ping72]

Or maybe it’s nothing to do with a tumor

 

[bagdropper]

And yeah, blood drawn, CT with contrast coming up.

My family doc was thinking maybe diverticulitis...

 

[fredjr82]

I mean, how do you come up with this stuff? You should be a writer.

Today's it a phone charger, yesterday it was a coin on a fencepost or something rather.