Update on Metrodome bathroom fun

gable_guy

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Originally posted by Herky2002:
Originally posted by torbee:
OK. So we're supposed to believe, from her account, that she was really drunk, walked up to the concourse, and some dude was all like:

"Hey drunk Milf, wanna bang in the can?"

And she was all like

"Yarigh okee, less go"

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Right. And this random stranger just happened to live 60 miles from her back in Western Iowa? Riiight. Think Mr. Feldman is buying that BS?

Honest to god he blames himself for not going to the restroom with her.
 

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Originally posted by hayek:
The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. It has a few details....I'll let everyone read it themselves and you can figure out at least the initial position.
*Ahem*

So much for "...but it was only a BJ!"
 

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Originally posted by Herky2002:

Originally posted by torbee:
OK. So we're supposed to believe, from her account, that she was really drunk, walked up to the concourse, and some dude was all like:

"Hey drunk Milf, wanna bang in the can?"

And she was all like

"Yarigh okee, less go"

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Right. And this random stranger just happened to live 60 miles from her back in Western Iowa? Riiight. Think Mr. Feldman is buying that BS?

Depends.

1. How good is her BJ?
 

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Originally posted by hayek:
The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. It has a few details....I'll let everyone read it themselves and you can figure out at least the initial position.

I observed Feldman and Walsh pressed up against the side partition and they were locked in an open mouth kiss. Feldman was pulling her pants up around her waist and Walsh had both of his hands up her shirt fondling her breats.

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

Originally posted by uiowa08:


Originally posted by JoeKane:



Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.

If he had one that was named in the newspaper like she did, then I'd guess he probably would.

Her job was named in the newspaper? Why did they name her job and not his job? That is the exact point - she is getting treated like hell about this while he is a hero. In the end, this is a misdemeanor and it is ridiculus that she should lose her job over it. If every person who had an affair or got drunk and did something stupid deserve to lose their job, unemployment would be about 80%.
 
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Originally posted by hayek:
The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. It has a few details....I'll let everyone read it themselves and you can figure out at least the initial position.

Hey, I've got an idea. Maybe if I tell them my name is Lois JANE Feldman they won't figure out who I really am. Good thing I picked my fake name in advance for just such an emergency.
 

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Re: Police Report

When the husband was asked to comment he replied, "DJK looked good. Stanzi threw a great deep ball. 55-0!"
 

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Originally posted by Herky2002:
Originally posted by hayek:
The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. It has a few details....I'll let everyone read it themselves and you can figure out at least the initial position.

Hey, I've got an idea. Maybe if I tell them my name is Lois JANE Feldman they won't figure out who I really am. Good thing I picked my fake name in advance for just such an emergency.

Unless she was planning her drunk defense. I could see a lawyer arguing "she was so intoxicated she didn't know her middle name".

But I would like to reiterate previous posters sentiments. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Thank you HROT"
 

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Originally posted by cheesmo:
She is claiming that she never met the dude and doesn't remember any of it. My guess is that Ross should probably call his attorney soon.

Ya this might not turn out well for him
 

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Re: Police Report

Originally posted by Herky2002:

Originally posted by hayek:
The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. It has a few details....I'll let everyone read it themselves and you can figure out at least the initial position.

Hey, I've got an idea. Maybe if I tell them my name is Lois JANE Feldman they won't figure out who I really am. Good thing I picked my fake name in advance for just such an emergency.

In an intoxicated persons rationale, if her name would happen to show up in the paper, like it does for a speeding ticket, she could deny the whole thing and say it was some other Lois Feldman because of the middle initial. I know there are at least 3 other people with my exact name, but different middle initial...one guy has my exact name AND middle initial.
 

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Re: Police Report

Originally posted by gable_guy:
When the husband was asked to comment he replied, "DJK looked good. Stanzi threw a great deep ball. 55-0! And she has the herp, anyway. What's not to like????"

Fixed.
 

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Originally posted by bhawk24bob:

Originally posted by cheesmo:
She is claiming that she never met the dude and doesn't remember any of it. My guess is that Ross should probably call his attorney soon.

Ya this might not turn out well for him

Except for the cop that saw HER pressing HIM against the wall, locked in an open mouth kiss, while pulling up her pants.

Me thinks Ross is safe of the rape charge.
 

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What's the over/under on her having a "secret" account or email, with a subscription to Adultfriendfinder.com?



The Husband is being a lot more calm than I would be. Maybe they are a little open with their relationsip?
This post was edited on 11/26 3:14 PM by Hawk in SEC Country
 
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So according to The Smoking Gun they both got escorted to Gate H and kicked out of the Metrodump.

Odds that they didn't finish the deed before he gave her a ride back to her hotel? Slim to none.

Or maybe Mr. Feldman believes her story that yet another random stranger she'd never met before gave her a ride to her hotel? Sure, sounds plausible.
 

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Originally posted by hayek:
The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. It has a few details....I'll let everyone read it themselves and you can figure out at least the initial position.

He was "fagged down"?
 

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Originally posted by bhawk24bob:

Originally posted by cheesmo:
She is claiming that she never met the dude and doesn't remember any of it. My guess is that Ross should probably call his attorney soon.

Ya this might not turn out well for him

Might not turn out so well for her then if the guy admits they have been having an thing going for a long time.

Somebody said earlier in the thread that they have tailgated in the past.

IMO this wasn't the first time for them having sex with each other. If they have an open relationship then it makes sense that the husband would probably play along in the cover-up.

The only people that deserve pity is the kids, this will be brought up to them as long as they live anywhere near Carroll. Heck moving might not even help now that the mother is an internet legend.
This post was edited on 11/26 3:17 PM by Run&Blade
 

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Re: Police Report

Originally posted by Herky2002:
So according to The Smoking Gun they both got escorted to Gate H and kicked out of the Metrodump.

Odds that they didn't finish the deed before he gave her a ride back to her hotel? Slim to none.

Or maybe Mr. Feldman believes her story that yet another random stranger she'd never met before gave her a ride to her hotel? Sure, sounds plausible.

That's the part I don't get. According to the articles, she was released to her husband...but the smoking gun says she ran out of the Metrodome and got a ride from some lady.

My guess is a fight ensued after leaving the Goofer Jail, wife took off...found Ross walking in the parking lot and headed back to the hotel for round 2!
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Originally posted by Hawk in SEC Country:
What's the over/under on her having a "secret" account or email, with a subscription to Adultfriendfinder.com?

The Husband is being a lot more calm than I would be. Maybe they are a little open with their relationsip?

This post was edited on 11/26 3:14 PM by Hawk in SEC Country
Or craigslist, some internet wizards need to look for any people wanting to rendevous at the metro dome on Saturday.
 

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Originally posted by uiowa08:
'Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.'

I am not too creative, but you people, please, take this and run.

Ok, I've been able to piece this together. Mr. Walsh has been drinking a few beers and decides to visit the RR to void his bladder. The urinals are all full, so he picks out a stall, drops trow and sits down. Being drunk, he doesn't realize that he has forgotten to lock the stall. About this same time, Mrs. Feldman feels the need to urinate. She is so drunk she confuses the mens' restroom with the women's. She picks out a stall, drops trow and sits down.

When she realizes she has in fact sat upon an individual, she gets up quickly but trips in her embarassment. Mr. Walsh also gets up at this time. They now have assumed the position, so that it appears that they are having sex with Mr. Harris in the rear. The couple realizes they need to hurry up and straighten out the situation.

Mr. Harris, being a male, tries to take advantage of the situation and goes for a quick feel. Mrs. Feldman misinterprates this and thinks that Mr. Harris has stopped breathing. So as she pulls up her pants she starts to give Mr. Harris mouth to mouth. She believes that the cheering she hears is that the Hawks have just scored another touchdown.

When the cop shows up, she is embarrased and gives the officer her stage name.
 
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Originally posted by Hawk4Life94:

Originally posted by Herky2002:
So according to The Smoking Gun they both got escorted to Gate H and kicked out of the Metrodump.

Odds that they didn't finish the deed before he gave her a ride back to her hotel? Slim to none.

Or maybe Mr. Feldman believes her story that yet another random stranger she'd never met before gave her a ride to her hotel? Sure, sounds plausible.

That's the part I don't get. According to the articles, she was released to her husband...but the smoking gun says she ran out of the Metrodome and got a ride from some lady.

My guess is a fight ensued after leaving the Goofer Jail, wife took off...found Ross walking in the parking lot and headed back to the hotel for round 2!
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Yeah, so Mr. Feldman has to endure the shame of identifying his tramp wife, she goes running out of the Metrodome and he goes back to his seat to watch the second half.

We have the winner of Hawk Fan of the Year right there, boyz.
 

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Originally posted by Hawk in SEC Country:
What's the over/under on her having a "secret" account or email, with a subscription to Adultfriendfinder.com?

Chances are pretty good.

And if only the good folks at AdultFriendFinder.com knew the precise work done by one Jayson Elliot Rogers, they could hire him to eliminate all accounts started with fake names.
 

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I think Jayson Elliot Rogers and his fine work "protecting the community" of Carroll is not getting near enough respect here. Want to bet Jayson is the only guy who hasn't hit it and has had a massive crush on her since 7th grade?
 

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Originally posted by Run&Blade:
Originally posted by bhawk24bob:

Originally posted by cheesmo:
She is claiming that she never met the dude and doesn't remember any of it. My guess is that Ross should probably call his attorney soon.

Ya this might not turn out well for him

Might not turn out so well for her then if the guy admits they have been having an thing going for a long time.

Somebody said earlier in the thread that they have tailgated in the past.

IMO this wasn't the first time for them having sex with each other. If they have an open relationship then it makes sense that the husband would probably play along in the cover-up.
This post was edited on 11/26 3:17 PM by Run&Blade

Per the Register article a few pages ago, she had never met him and didn't know his name until she found it in the paper last night. If this is true, and she never met him prior to walking out to that concourse, this might not turn out too well for the guy.

But hey, the longer this stays in the public eye, the more likely that it is that whoever was in the bathroom cheering on College F*** Fest is going to start posting whatever pictures and video were taken with their phones.
 

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Originally posted by bhawk24bob:

Originally posted by Run&Blade:

Originally posted by bhawk24bob:


Originally posted by cheesmo:
She is claiming that she never met the dude and doesn't remember any of it. My guess is that Ross should probably call his attorney soon.

Ya this might not turn out well for him

Might not turn out so well for her then if the guy admits they have been having an thing going for a long time.

Somebody said earlier in the thread that they have tailgated in the past.

IMO this wasn't the first time for them having sex with each other. If they have an open relationship then it makes sense that the husband would probably play along in the cover-up.

This post was edited on 11/26 3:17 PM by Run&Blade

Per the Register article a few pages ago, she had never met him and didn't know his name until she found it in the paper last night. If this is true, and she never met him prior to walking out to that concourse, this might not turn out too well for the guy.

But hey, the longer this stays in the public eye, the more likely that it is that whoever was in the bathroom cheering on College F*** Fest is going to start posting whatever pictures and video were taken with their phones.

I would bet money she is not telling the truth.
 

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I think it was identified earlier in the thread via a message posted by her as benig Potthoff or something.
 

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The Carroll newspaper has the story on their website. Seems that small town papers try and stay away from stories that buries a local but I guess they didn't really have a choice on this one.

ROFLMAO, the messages on the DSM website attached to the story are pretty good. Suprised the register doesn't pull them.
 

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Originally posted by Run&Blade:
The Carroll newspaper has the story on their website. Seems that small town papers try and stay away from stories that buries a local but I guess they didn't really have a choice on this one.

ROFLMAO, the messages on the DSM website attached to the story are pretty good. Suprised the register doesn't pull them.


She is claiming complete ignorance. Says she doesn't remember any of it and doesnt' know the john. She lawyered up.

Carroll Paper
 

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Okay, I have to say that this is hilarious, but what if they are in an open relationship? Then the only crime is the drunken public spectacle, which took place with way to many people around. I mean...who hasn't shagged in the changing room at scheel's or in the bathroom and Jimmy John's at the ValleyWest Mall? I feel bad for her kids and for her drunken mistake. We should all be thankful that our kids don't get all of our past mistakes brought up to them.
 

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Great comment by some reader on the DM Register article:

"I tend to go back to the old saying, There is truth in wine. When you drink you become what you really are.Looks to me like someone is a skank."
 

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Originally posted by Run&Blade:
The Carroll newspaper has the story on their website. Seems that small town papers try and stay away from stories that buries a local but I guess they didn't really have a choice on this one.

ROFLMAO, the messages on the DSM website attached to the story are pretty good. Suprised the register doesn't pull them.

WOW. Hometown newapaper runs one of the most extensive articles yet....just Wow.

Edit; RushProbst posted first...deleted link.
This post was edited on 11/26 3:47 PM by MarionHawkeye
 

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I have learned much from this thread. I now have a built in excuse the next time I get trashed at an Iowa football and get busted banging some skank in the men's room.

"I did what, with who?" Yep, that works.