I have @Jimmy McGill on retainer...I use my words. I don't need to be a tough guy. I welcome tough guys to assault me so I can take their bank accounts and property. Could care less if some douche wants to knock me out.
I work every day in piss. I'm a urologist....Yup, every shit talker is really tough until they’re face down is a pool of piss.
When I was still in college my family went to the beach over the summer. My brother and I were sitting on the beach one night with a cooler of beer watching the waves do their thing. Down the beach a ways was a high school bonfire type thing. Kid walked towards it that had asked my brother to buy him some beer earlier and my brother asked him if he got hooked up. Kid said some guy had got him a six pack for like $20. My brother said the guy was a jackass for charging him that much. Hour or so later the bonfire gets broken up and some guy walks by and asks if we're the assholes who called him a jackass. My brother says 'yup, there a problem?' Guy postures a bit but when my brother stands up and the guy gets a look at him he shuts up. However, by now there's a crowd surrounding us and the guy starts feeling brave again and is talking about ****ing us up. Lots of yelling and shit so thinking I was smart I yelled for everyone to shut the **** up and that if the first guy wants to fight to man up and do it himself. That's when a kid wearing a penn state wrestling sweatshirt steps out of the crowd and says 'who is telling me to shut up?' This was the moment I knew I had ****ed up lol.Rule number 1 is always check to see if they got cauliflower ear.
This might be the best low key humble bragging ever.I work every day in piss. I'm a urologist....
So, me?100% guarantee it is someone who has never posted about fighting, lifting weights, bragging about athletic prowess, being a bad ass, etc.
Some mild-mannered, polite mofo that can absolutely beat ass so never bothers to mention it.
I’m not interested in tough talkers but guys who know how to talk really dirty at the right moment are okay by me.
Although at my age it’s sorta dangerous. 😂
I’m not interested in tough talkers but guys who know how to talk really dirty at the right moment are okay by me.
Although at my age it’s sorta dangerous. 😂
I've told this before but the one time in my life my knees were truly shaking after the fact was when I walked into Jakes on a night off. I walked in and there was a pretty good scuffle. The first thing I saw was a co worker, "DP" flat on his back with a guy's hand on his throat. I grabbed the dude by his shoulder, put my hand in his chest and realized very quickly "Oh shit, this is Joe Williams (Olympic Silver medalist and National Champion Wrestler)." I somehow said, "Joe, you don't want to do this here." He said, "You're right.", and walked down the steps. That was the only time in my life where I was sure I was about to have my ass beat. Literally shaking for about a minute after.
My first two years at UNI were on a floor with wrestlers. They do not fook around.
Poor thing. Wasn’t he Lena Dunham’s prom date? 🤣
Can't believe nobody has mentioned me yet. I've gotta step my game up.
smart man!!All I know is I'm not fooking with @hawkbirch
I got along with the guys pretty well and kept myself out of trouble with them, but that was only seeing them whoop many asses. I got lippy one time with the guy that wrestled at 165 and we were pawing around. He literally lifted me off the ground and had me on his shoulder in about two seconds. I was a very fit 220 lbs. at the time. I learned a lesson that day.I've told this before but the one time in my life my knees were truly shaking after the fact was when I walked into Jakes on a night off. I walked in and there was a pretty good scuffle. The first thing I saw was a co worker, "DP" flat on his back with a guy's hand on his throat. I grabbed the dude by his shoulder, put my hand in his chest and realized very quickly "Oh shit, this is Joe Williams (Olympic Silver medalist and National Champion Wrestler)." I somehow said, "Joe, you don't want to do this here." He said, "You're right.", and walked down the steps. That was the only time in my life where I was sure I was about to have my ass beat. Literally shaking for about a minute after.
I have @Jimmy McGill on retainer...
I'm going with soybean. He's seen some shit in life and Viet Nam, got trampled by a large farm animal, and puts up with his SIL moving in with him off and on.It seems like the online testosterone is flying out of folks on Hbot lately. Who is the baddest of the bad Hboter of them all?
...ad he's got that really cool avatarI'm going with soybean. He's seem some shit in life and Viet Nam, got trampled by a large farm animal, and puts up with his SIL moving in with him off and on.
I don’t really consider that a positive attribute.While we don't always agree (or disagree for that matter), I've never seen @goldmom back down from anyone.
She has developed a bit of a persecution complex, if you ask me. Picked a fight with me for no reason the other day. What evs.While we don't always agree (or disagree for that matter), I've never seen @goldmom back down from anyone.
I'm not tough physically.
If I ever had to fight someone, I'd eye gouge them then run away screaming.
Poor thing. Wasn’t he Lena Dunham’s prom date? 🤣
I appreciate that, good sir. But alas, I played in Australia this summer and that's was my last hoorah/retirement tour. Now I'm just a guy that lifts to look good haha.If I had to choose, I'd say @pink shizzle . Dude plays grown up rugby.
I'm not tough physically.
If I ever had to fight someone, I'd eye gouge them then run away screaming.
Aw. Hugs? 😉😘She has developed a bit of a persecution complex, if you ask me. Picked a fight with me for no reason the other day. What evs.
That’s not nearly dirty enough…😛Not sure.
But if you need someone to call you gold mommy in bed look me up.
I appreciate that, good sir. But alas, I played in Australia this summer and that's was my last hoorah/retirement tour. Now I'm just a guy that lifts to look good haha.
I do plan on getting back to boxing now after several years off, though.
One of the quiet ones knows BJJ or advanced martial arts and would wipe everyone.I guarantee the ones who talk the most shit on here, are not real life tough guys.
@McFightin32Can't believe nobody has mentioned me yet. I've gotta step my game up.
That's too obvious. That's why I went with McLovin32@McFightin32
Joe never won a medal in the Olympics he was a world bronze medalist howeverI've told this before but the one time in my life my knees were truly shaking after the fact was when I walked into Jakes on a night off. I walked in and there was a pretty good scuffle. The first thing I saw was a co worker, "DP" flat on his back with a guy's hand on his throat. I grabbed the dude by his shoulder, put my hand in his chest and realized very quickly "Oh shit, this is Joe Williams (Olympic Silver medalist and National Champion Wrestler)." I somehow said, "Joe, you don't want to do this here." He said, "You're right.", and walked down the steps. That was the only time in my life where I was sure I was about to have my ass beat. Literally shaking for about a minute after.
^^^^Definitely NOT one of the toughest guys on this board.I could hang with or beat most of you in a fight. If I'm sober.