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Who’s the toughest Hboter?

Rule number 1 is always check to see if they got cauliflower ear.
When I was still in college my family went to the beach over the summer. My brother and I were sitting on the beach one night with a cooler of beer watching the waves do their thing. Down the beach a ways was a high school bonfire type thing. Kid walked towards it that had asked my brother to buy him some beer earlier and my brother asked him if he got hooked up. Kid said some guy had got him a six pack for like $20. My brother said the guy was a jackass for charging him that much. Hour or so later the bonfire gets broken up and some guy walks by and asks if we're the assholes who called him a jackass. My brother says 'yup, there a problem?' Guy postures a bit but when my brother stands up and the guy gets a look at him he shuts up. However, by now there's a crowd surrounding us and the guy starts feeling brave again and is talking about ****ing us up. Lots of yelling and shit so thinking I was smart I yelled for everyone to shut the **** up and that if the first guy wants to fight to man up and do it himself. That's when a kid wearing a penn state wrestling sweatshirt steps out of the crowd and says 'who is telling me to shut up?' This was the moment I knew I had ****ed up lol.

Amusing end to the story was that the pedo state guy kept talking shit and said something about us being gay and sucking dicks and my brother totally discombobulated him with 'yeah, we're totally gay! Why you looking? Whip it out, we'll suck it right now! Come on, let's see it, don't be shy!' Dude muttered 'fag' and walked off and we left unscathed.
 
100% guarantee it is someone who has never posted about fighting, lifting weights, bragging about athletic prowess, being a bad ass, etc.

Some mild-mannered, polite mofo that can absolutely beat ass so never bothers to mention it.
So, me?
 
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My first two years at UNI were on a floor with wrestlers. They do not fook around.
I've told this before but the one time in my life my knees were truly shaking after the fact was when I walked into Jakes on a night off. I walked in and there was a pretty good scuffle. The first thing I saw was a co worker, "DP" flat on his back with a guy's hand on his throat. I grabbed the dude by his shoulder, put my hand in his chest and realized very quickly "Oh shit, this is Joe Williams (Olympic Silver medalist and National Champion Wrestler)." I somehow said, "Joe, you don't want to do this here." He said, "You're right.", and walked down the steps. That was the only time in my life where I was sure I was about to have my ass beat. Literally shaking for about a minute after.
 
I've told this before but the one time in my life my knees were truly shaking after the fact was when I walked into Jakes on a night off. I walked in and there was a pretty good scuffle. The first thing I saw was a co worker, "DP" flat on his back with a guy's hand on his throat. I grabbed the dude by his shoulder, put my hand in his chest and realized very quickly "Oh shit, this is Joe Williams (Olympic Silver medalist and National Champion Wrestler)." I somehow said, "Joe, you don't want to do this here." He said, "You're right.", and walked down the steps. That was the only time in my life where I was sure I was about to have my ass beat. Literally shaking for about a minute after.
I got along with the guys pretty well and kept myself out of trouble with them, but that was only seeing them whoop many asses. I got lippy one time with the guy that wrestled at 165 and we were pawing around. He literally lifted me off the ground and had me on his shoulder in about two seconds. I was a very fit 220 lbs. at the time. I learned a lesson that day.
 
I have @Jimmy McGill on retainer...

Haven't seen that retainer. But I don't want to do that work anymore. Don't pick a fight. If you do, do it in front of CCTV so that you can show you were not the aggressor.


I feel stupid telling this to a MD and I know (hope) you are kidding. Would just love to see a multi-million dollar lawsuit on lost wages if you get knocked out. You have to at least give me a finders fee. I'll send you in the right direction
 
I'm not tough physically.

If I ever had to fight someone, I'd eye gouge them then run away screaming.

Smart man. Sometimes brain can work better than muscle.

I've thought about this. If someone threatens my life, it is going to a two punch. 1.) to blind them after they get hit in the nose. 2.) Shot to the Larynx.


They may be stronger than me, and mind you in this case scenario I'm defending myself, but I will live.
 
I've told this before but the one time in my life my knees were truly shaking after the fact was when I walked into Jakes on a night off. I walked in and there was a pretty good scuffle. The first thing I saw was a co worker, "DP" flat on his back with a guy's hand on his throat. I grabbed the dude by his shoulder, put my hand in his chest and realized very quickly "Oh shit, this is Joe Williams (Olympic Silver medalist and National Champion Wrestler)." I somehow said, "Joe, you don't want to do this here." He said, "You're right.", and walked down the steps. That was the only time in my life where I was sure I was about to have my ass beat. Literally shaking for about a minute after.
Joe never won a medal in the Olympics he was a world bronze medalist however
 
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