Why do I go to mass with my wife

[Jimmy McGill]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Your balls are in her purse?

 

[seminole97]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

Never go mass to mouth.

 

[BrianNole777]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

It could help you after your death.

 

[Scruddy]

Thou shall not kill. That's a big one to them.

 

[ThorneStockton]

It could help you after your death.

It could also hurt him after his death. Hard to say what's more likely.

 

[BrianNole777]

It could also hurt him after his death. Hard to say what's more likely.

I'm going with this.

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[millah_22]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

One weekend while on vacation with my wife's cousin they convinced us to go to mass with them. It was right after gay marriage was recognized at the federal level. The priest weighed in with his opinion and said "just because you can hit someone with your car doesn't mean it's right."

We walked out.

 

[LuteHawk]

@Jimmy McGill.......Christianity maintains that a person puts
their faith in Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of sins and the
free gift of eternal life in heaven.

Christians do not put their faith in any pastor or priest. They
are mere human beings and sinners like everyone else. It is
all about the individual Christian having a genuine relationship
of trust in Jesus Christ, the Son of God.

 

[drew_hawk]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

CSB

 

[Jimmy McGill]

No complaints from wifey. She understood why I walked out.

She was just surprised I walked home.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Did someone say "Catholic Priest"?

 

[millah_22]

No complaints from wifey. She understood why I walked out.

She was just surprised I walked home.

no sense in wasting the beautiful weather

 

[Jimmy McGill]

To make sure I’m not there fvcking her fat ass.

You would be tagging the wrong person

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

You would be tagging the wrong person

Meh ok.

 

[Moral]

I hate going to church. I never know when to use which moves.

 

[drew_hawk]

I hate going to church. I never know when to use which moves.

Or which song to sing.

 

[millah_22]

I hate going to church. I never know when to use which moves.

When they all start saying a prayer from memory that you don't know and you just kind of mumble to fit in but there aren't enough people to cover up your mumbles so they all know you don't know.

Life of a PK.

 

[lucas80]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

You think that’s bad, I spent part of today watching my wife shop for sunglasses. This inevitably led to her asking me which pair I liked better on her, and then she basically called me a moron for the pair I picked.
Switch to being a Methodist in Lib Town, Jimmy. The sermons aren’t preachy, and all are welcome. You walk out with a bounce in your step and and feeling good about yourself.

 

[seminole97]

I hate going to church. I never know when to use which moves.

My parents never went to church, so they never dragged me or my brother.
My paternal grandmother was very religious, attended the little three room chapel just down the road from their place out in the sticks (farm adjacent to Mark Twain national forest, outside Polar Bluff, MO).

Spent the night with a friend of mine who was Catholic, with the deal that he could attend Mass Saturday night and not have to go to church Sunday morning. I went with him, and the differences were amazing to this kid. After a bunch of people came out in robes, chanting and swinging this decorative orb that was smoking, at that point I was waiting for the crew in goat leggings to appear.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You think that’s bad, I spent part of today watching my wife shop for sunglasses. This inevitably led to her asking me which pair I liked better on her, and then she basically called me a moron for the pair I picked.
Switch to being a Methodist in Lib Town, Jimmy. The sermons aren’t preachy, and all are welcome. You walk out with a bounce in your step and and feeling good about yourself.

I'm not Catholic...never will be. I have ordained someone in the name of Dudism

 

[Gus is dead]

Dude I like you but this is one of the Top 5 ‘look at me’ posts of 2024.

Far better to do the right thing and have no one notice. Once you’ve bragged about something like this it diminishes it as a principled stand and seems more self serving. You’re better than this.

 

[Bonerfarts]

Dude I like you but this is one of the Top 5 ‘look at me’ posts of 2024.

Far better to do the right thing and have no one notice. Once you’ve bragged about something like this it diminishes it as a principled stand and seems more self serving. You’re better than this.

If a dude walks out of church early in the middle of a forest and there is no one around to see it, did it really happen?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Dude I like you but this is one of the Top 5 ‘look at me’ posts of 2024.

Far better to do the right thing and have no one notice. Once you’ve bragged about something like this it diminishes it as a principled stand and seems more self serving. You’re better than this.

Not self serving, just wanted to see if anyone else has been through this experience,

 

[Gus is dead]

Not self serving, just wanted to see if anyone else has been through this experience,

Fair.

 

[NoleATL]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

It makes her horny?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

It makes her horny?

?

 

[drew_hawk]

?

Part the red seas my friend.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Still lost

 

[bhawk24bob]

My grandparents would refer to the horse track as church when i was a kid. I went to the harness track on saturday nights with grandpa and across the street to watch the thoroughbreds on sundays with grandma a lot.

I couldn't tell you anything about what happens in an actual Catholic church, but I can talk your ear off about horse racing.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

It’s easy to debate various sects of Christianity, but I still assert that any sermon that doesn’t point to the gospel message is not a real sermon.

Maybe talk to the wifey about a different church if yours isn’t pointing the congregation to Christ on the cross. Also, pic of wife’s ass? I mean wife at mass?

 

[BrianNole777]

My grandparents would refer to the horse track as church when i was a kid. I went to the harness track on saturday nights with grandpa and across the street to watch the thoroughbreds on sundays with grandma a lot.

I couldn't tell you anything about what happens in an actual Catholic church, but I can talk your ear off about horse racing.

How much $$$ did they lose gambling overall?

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Quit going because all they talked about was donations every single week. It got so bad that we felt like that was more important than the word of Christ.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

You think that’s bad, I spent part of today watching my wife shop for sunglasses. This inevitably led to her asking me which pair I liked better on her, and then she basically called me a moron for the pair I picked.
Switch to being a Methodist in Lib Town, Jimmy. The sermons aren’t preachy, and all are welcome. You walk out with a bounce in your step and and feeling good about yourself.

 

[SansAgain]

It is so gut wrenching with the current preist. Old Testament reading was something along the lines that if you sin, God will not only punish you, but generations after.

Than the priest, during his sermon went on about abortion.

I walked out. Wife is probably pissed off at me.

You go to mass with your wife because deep down inside you want find a relationship with God before you die. Any God. You ran away from being accountable for your sins.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You go to mass with your wife because deep down inside you want find a relationship with God before you die. Any God. You ran away from being accountable for your sins.

Nope. I firmly believe when I die, I will be ashes.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

It’s easy to debate various sects of Christianity, but I still assert that any sermon that doesn’t point to the gospel message is not a real sermon.

Maybe talk to the wifey about a different church if yours isn’t pointing the congregation to Christ on the cross. Also, pic of wife’s ass? I mean wife at mass?

I'll see what I can do on the latter part.

 

[SansAgain]

Nope. I firmly believe when I die, I will be ashes.

You will burn in hell over and over to ashes for all eternity. They lied about the merciful god part.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You will burn in hell over and over to ashes for all eternity. They lied about the merciful god part.

Yeah...I don't believe in that shit.