Words that sound dirty but they aren't....

[torbee]

Crampon

 

[GES4]

I submit the word, "Flautist."

Trousers

 

[hawkeyeandy]

scrod
thespian

 

[Rifler]

Democrat..

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[dandh]

Whippet.

 

[hawkeyeandy]

exacerbate

 

[runkpanole]

Moist

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

An Album Cover
Fart Sniffer
Runkpanole

 

[runkpanole]

An Album Cover
Fart Sniffer
Runkpanole

Again, ahole, you already have my vote.

 

[QChawks]

Kumbang
A kumbang is another hot, arid wind, in this case one that blows seasonally in the lowlands of western Indonesia.

 

[hawkdave007]

 

[QChawks]

fiduciary

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Platypus...

 

[hawksense]

Heinous

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Mastication

 

[cfbfan23]

Slit

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Mulva….

 

[Jimmy McGill]

anal fissure

 

[hawksense]

anal fisher

 

[hawksense]

Fify

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

Bucolic

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

And for words that sound racist but aren't:
Niggardly

 

[lucas80]

There is a new car wash in Coralville being relentlessly advertised. You can wash and dry, then pull into a heated area to vacuum and clean the interior. It isn’t the words, but how they talk about using their forced air to clean, “cracks and crevices”, that makes me giggle.

 

[QChawks]

fiduciary

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[Gimmered]

Period.

 

[SeaPA]

Platypus...

2, 1
M1

 

[QChawks]

2, 1
M1

platy-pussy

 

[torbee]

Kumbang
A kumbang is another hot, arid wind, in this case one that blows seasonally in the lowlands of western Indonesia.

You know who else blows seasonally in the lowlands of western Indonesia?

OP’s mom.

 

[torbee]

Rectory

 

[The Tradition]

There's a town in North Carolina named, "Fuquay-Varina"...