Wouldja

[hawkmart]

Damn

https://www.kcrg.com/2024/03/20/wom...F69C0r4oevlo5FEdrz-2MfUV2Zh3xCeZ_AiDDohYXm8iU

 

[B1GDeal]

 

[IACub]

Burlington is Iowa's Florida.

 

[millah_22]

hmm, right now a yes. wish i could see what kind of dumper she has.

 

[Finance85]

 

[QChawks]

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Damn

https://www.kcrg.com/2024/03/20/wom...F69C0r4oevlo5FEdrz-2MfUV2Zh3xCeZ_AiDDohYXm8iU

WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.​

 

[the24fan]

 

[Bonerfarts]

I love her brand of prop comedy.

 

[the24fan]

WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.​

lol that’s a great line from Princess Bride.

 

[seminoleed]

The horror, the horror.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

lol that’s a great line from Princess Bride.

This lady should have dropped her sword.

 

[Sharky1203]

 

[lucas80]

I almost posted this story. I suppose someone here knows the backstory, but I am guessing long term mental illness, or meth. Maybe both. So, probably wood, but with my burner @torbee ID and cell number.

 

[TennNole17]

 

[HawCory]

WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.​

To the pain.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Damn

https://www.kcrg.com/2024/03/20/wom...F69C0r4oevlo5FEdrz-2MfUV2Zh3xCeZ_AiDDohYXm8iU

no

 

[NDallasRuss]

"She said she had been around Vineyard Street for about two hours, walking and picking up miscellaneous items. The items include a car’s taillight, tin foil, bark and a yellow lawn flag."

MethGyver

 

[HawCory]

"She said she had been around Vineyard Street for about two hours, walking and picking up miscellaneous items. The items include a car’s taillight, tin foil, bark and a yellow lawn flag."

MethGyver

Sounds like she was building a solar powered drone.

 

[TJ8869]

She looks like a character in a Tim Burton movie.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

She'd 100% cut off your dick and eat it.

 

[Finance85]

I almost posted this story. I suppose someone here knows the backstory, but I am guessing long term mental illness, or meth. Maybe both. So, probably wood, but with my burner @torbee ID and cell number.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I bet she cuts off your Johnson

 

[Gimmered]

I would like to think I could tell her no.

 

[Themanintheyellowhat]

"She said she had been around Vineyard Street for about two hours, walking and picking up miscellaneous items. The items include a car’s taillight, tin foil, bark and a yellow lawn flag."

MethGyver

Sounds like she could be a mechanic, making hats and tea for GOIA members while using great caution? No?

 

[Thunderlips71]

WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.​

I thought this was one of Lute’s haikus for a moment

 

[millah_22]

She'd 100% cut off your dick and eat it.

i've been scouring fetlife for someone like that.

 

[McLovin32]

“Wood”— @ANYCHawk

 

[ANYCHawk]

“Wood”— @ANYCHawk

lady on the street but a freak in the street!

 

[tarheelbybirth]

I thought this was one of Lute’s haikus for a moment

One of the great movies of all time.