I'm not going to DM you. If you want a date, go to gaydar.net or wherever you usually go.
We're doing this right here for everyone to see, so I can expose you when you welch on it.
What do you mean by "longer than a year bet"? I agree that I'll have this bet won by this time next year, but it's more than a 1-year bet. The deal is you win if KF is still HC through 2029 season, I win if he's not. $20K. His death is a push. Simple. Payable by cash at a Hawkeye football game via self or representative.
You have the deal - Take it or be a chicken sh*t, Mr. $10k-unit Sharp. Sounds like a drop in the bucket for you and your winnings. Heck, you probably pulled that in at the poker tables over New Year's. Say the word.