You would leave DNA, still screwed.Yes.
Know your mark"
Snowmobile in a blizzard, transition car waiting,then transition car waiting. Be in and out In less than 5 no matter how much you get.
*I don't own a snowmobile @Hawkman98
You would leave DNA, still screwed.Yes.
Know your mark"
Snowmobile in a blizzard, transition car waiting,then transition car waiting. Be in and out In less than 5 no matter how much you get.
*I don't own a snowmobile @Hawkman98
I walked into my local Quik Trip a couple months ago and there was a young gal (no pic) reloading the ATM. She was by herself, had her back turned to me with bundles of bills the size of bread loafs just scattered around her. Not sure if her partner was hitting a pisser or in the truck or what, but that would not have taken much work.
Very true, in that situation. However, it wouldn't take much to learn timing/routes and watch their process. At this particular location, it would be very easy to avoid the major highway out front and leave through neighborhoods, stage a transition car, etc.I assume you would have been on camera in addition to your car.
Nice little weekend crime spree...I dunno about a bank but I've contemplated knocking off the local vegetable stand down here on 22. 17 year old girl with a nail apron full of cash at the end of the day. 8/corn, 10/watermelon, 4/tomato, it all adds up quickly. The fly in pancake breakfast on Sunday looked flush with cash too. The Friday night HS football ticket shed is also a ripe target...
Step 1. Find someone in your inner circle to start working at the bank you want to rob. Have her figure out all of the safety procedures and the best time of day and day of the month to rob the bank. This person will need to continue working at the bank for a few months at least after the robbery.
Step 2. Anytime you are a zip code or so away from home buy a burner phone with cash. Once you have 3 or 4 of them you should be fine.
Step 3. Buy a getaway car. You can find them anywhere. Give them a fake name and use cash.
Step. 4 Map out your getaway route. Have someone from your team meet you with another car. Needs to be remote location so Ring doorbells don't pick up the 2nd car.
Step 5. You walk in and hand the teller a note. Grab your cash and hit the first getaway car with a driver ready to roll and meet up with 2nd car.
Step 6. Stay on the down low with your new cash.
4 people, 6 months planning.
Bad news is that you would be lucky to get $20K. That's $5k a piece. Not worth the risk.
We talking street value or Vegas retail?Anyone know how much hookers and blow you can get for $5k?
We talking street value or Vegas retail?
Either way, said employee would be risking it all for a small amount of money. Not just getting caught/jail - they’d be effectively blackballed across the entire financial services industry plus the vast majority of retail.For step 1 you would probably need someone at a high level at the bank like a branch manager or something. I doubt that a simple teller would know enough to help you.
Either way, said employee would be risking it all for a small amount of money. Not just getting caught/jail - they’d be effectively blackballed across the entire financial services industry plus the vast majority of retail.
Ha.For step 1 you would probably need someone at a high level at the bank like a branch manager or something. I doubt that a simple teller would know enough to help you.
Ha.
On holiday weekends I'd load the ATMs with 80-100k in cash. Two unarmed people walking around with two boxes full of cash to swap with the boxes in the atms.
We actually had someone from a branch steal 10k while loading the boxes. They could never prove who did it and everyone kept working their jobs. No one was arrested or fired.
Steal the snowmobile.Yes.
Know your mark"
Snowmobile in a blizzard, transition car waiting,then transition car waiting. Be in and out In less than 5 no matter how much you get.
*I don't own a snowmobile @Hawkman98
Why rob a bank when a few emails can get you $30,000+ from a small town in IowaNot if I have to come in strong through the front door like in Heat.
I am robbing them with an online scam from a country without a U.S. extradition treaty.
I had the perfect criminal plan 20 years ago - make fake casino chips (before they started embedding RFID in the chips).
The way you talk about your various age and work related ailments my money is on that teenage girl curb stomping you if you tried to rob her.I dunno about a bank but I've contemplated knocking off the local vegetable stand down here on 22. 17 year old girl with a nail apron full of cash at the end of the day. 8/corn, 10/watermelon, 4/tomato, it all adds up quickly. The fly in pancake breakfast on Sunday looked flush with cash too. The Friday night HS football ticket shed is also a ripe target...
You should tell that story to your dates. You might actually sound interesting while you sip your water.My older brother robbed a bank around 2006. He pretended to have a gun in his coat.
I think the color spray was in the cash bag. He was arrested quickly after.
He died from a drug overdose in 2017.
Yeah, I'd probably have to enlist the help of my manly NiL to strong arm the bitch and I would just drive the getaway side by side to his Louisa County hideout...The way you talk about your various age and work related ailments my money is on that teenage girl curb stomping you if you tried to rob her.
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You should tell that story to your dates. You might actually sound interesting while you sip your water.
Louisa County is a den of thieves. Lots of nooks and crannies to hide in down there.Yeah, I'd probably have to enlist the help of my manly NiL to strong arm the bitch and I would just drive the getaway side by side to his Louisa County hideout...
The better question is could you rob a bank with UPDATED Ex-President masks?Do you think you could properly execute a bank robbery? Do you know anyone who has? If so, how?
Sure would suck when you had to kill your friends to make sure they keep their mouth shut. And increase your take.This topic comes up in a friend group chat about once a year.
Short answer is yes but I'd need a team of 4-5 guys.
Buddy 1 - Wheel man
Buddy 2 - Muscle
Buddy 3 - Maestro/planner
Buddy 4 - Crowd Control
Me - Safe Cracker.
In college I worked at Principal in the mail room. I made copies through out the day. The copy room was on the 2nd floor overlooking the Bank of America. The 70 year old armored truck drivers would arrive and depart at the same times every day. If I wasn't such a pussy it would have been an easy grab and go.Very true, in that situation. However, it wouldn't take much to learn timing/routes and watch their process. At this particular location, it would be very easy to avoid the major highway out front and leave through neighborhoods, stage a transition car, etc.
Ha.
On holiday weekends I'd load the ATMs with 80-100k in cash. Two unarmed people walking around with two boxes full of cash to swap with the boxes in the atms.
We actually had someone from a branch steal 10k while loading the boxes. They could never prove who did it and everyone kept working their jobs. No one was arrested or fired.