Febreeze

[millah_22]

Dear Diary,

Someone brought some into work and put it in the bathroom. It doesn't cover up poop smell. Now it smells like poop + febreeze. The worst part is when I went in there to take a fat piss, the febreeze vapors got on my clothes. I didn't even use it and now I smell like the work shitter.

Why are people like this?

 

[NoleATL]

Dear Diary,

Someone brought some into work and put it in the bathroom. It doesn't cover up poop smell. Now it smells like poop + febreeze. The worst part is when I went in there to take a fat piss, the febreeze vapors got on my clothes. I didn't even use it and now I smell like the work shitter.

Why are people like this?

The spray pump bottles do work. Not the aerosol tho

 

[WisestIowan]

Sometimes you have to spray down the shame cave before you go parkin' the short bus in there.

Nawwhatimean?

 

[tarheelbybirth]

The spray pump bottles do work. Not the aerosol tho

This. Works FAR better than Lysol or "air fresheners".

 

[millah_22]

Sometimes you have to spray down the shame cave before you go parkin' the short bus in there.

Nawwhatimean?

it makes the shame cave more shameful. like, it did not help at all.

 

[On Iowa]

Turn on the exhaust and throw the febreeze in the trash.

 

[millah_22]

Turn on the exhaust and throw the febreeze in the trash.

the exhaust is on, but like... lets just say my co-workers have terrible diets. That fan is running 24/7.

 

[jasonrann]

Dear Diary,

Someone brought some into work and put it in the bathroom. It doesn't cover up poop smell. Now it smells like poop + febreeze. The worst part is when I went in there to take a fat piss, the febreeze vapors got on my clothes. I didn't even use it and now I smell like the work shitter.

Why are people like this?

Suck it up.

In our office, both bathrooms are directly outside of our accounting group office. 80% of the office is dudes that smoke. It's worse than the back seat on a fvcking plane.

 

[millah_22]

Suck it up.

In our office, both bathrooms are directly outside of our accounting group office. 80% of the office is dudes that smoke. It's worse than the back seat on a fvcking plane.

My complaint is now the stink is ON me. When I leave the bathroom, I should not smell the bathroom on my clothes. That's what the febreeze has done.

 

[NoleATL]

This. Works FAR better than Lysol or "air fresheners".

We always have the travel size with us when we travel... At home we have 4 toilets spread over 3 levels so we each have our own... hotels are another matter...

 

[NDallasRuss]

Suck it up.

In our office, both bathrooms are directly outside of our accounting group office. 80% of the office is dudes that smoke. It's worse than the back seat on a fvcking plane.

Man, that sounds pretty terrible! I'd hate to have to sit in that area and be constantly subject to just terrible smells!

 

[torbee]

This is why I am a shameful shitter.

Wish I could poop only at home 😥

 

[QChawks]

every bathroom needs a box of these

 

[millah_22]

every bathroom needs a box of these

me lighting a match in my work bathroom

 

[ButtersHawk]

Hard for me to find sympathy on this one. Last week I had to miss my lunch. Someone clogged the crapper so bad it overflowed past the locker/bathroom and into the breakroom. Breakroom was shut down for an hour for cleaning. It's about a 20 foot distance. Was pissed, starving, and impressed all in one.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Dear Diary,

Someone brought some into work and put it in the bathroom. It doesn't cover up poop smell. Now it smells like poop + febreeze. The worst part is when I went in there to take a fat piss, the febreeze vapors got on my clothes. I didn't even use it and now I smell like the work shitter.

Why are people like this?

probably for the people that vape. go have a smoke and cover it up

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Could be worse, my office bathroom was a port-a-shitter for 13 years. That smell always stuck to you, not to mention the blue stains on my ass and balls if was a splasher. I’m very grateful to not have that problem anymore.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

It’s banned in Europe. Not good on the lungs.