HORT GIAOT Golf Outing: Lake Panorama, 9-10-23 @ 10:55

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

We need our own RAGBRAI, except it will go backwards and hit the special places; Clinton-Waterloo-Marshalltown-Carroll (For Ossy's) and ending in Carter Lake.

You are afraid of getting stabbed while golfing but would participate in a multi-day, camping, bike trek?



Why don't you carry a little pocket knife and just come hang out JR. Might be good for you. Bring a few of your Willie Nelson cigarettes just in case.

 

[Fan In Black]

Golf at 10:55
Caseys pizza at 14:55
Hookers and blow at 15:55
hand selfies at 20:50
Fight bar at 20:55

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[GOHOX69]

Golf at 10:55
Caseys pizza at 14:55
Hookers and blow at 15:55
hand selfies at 20:50
Fight bar at 20:55

cantwait.gif

Have fun ya losers. Make it Coralville next time so I can give you all food poisoning

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Pretty sure @Tenacious E is in DSm. Not sure if he is a golfer.

 

[Niko13]

I

Western iowa
Central iowa
Eastern Iowa.

3 courses with “x” amount of HORTers. Winner or winners of the three events meet for a final showdown and ass play.

Id be in for this

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I

Id be in for this

Which location?

 

[Niko13]

Eastern Iowa

 

[Randy Marsh]

How much buttsex will there be? I think everyone expects some, but quantity matters.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

How much buttsex will there be? I think everyone expects some, but quantity matters.

You're looking for the Eastern Iowa meeting, easy mistake.

 

[Tenacious E]

Pretty sure @Tenacious E is in DSm. Not sure if he is a golfer.

Not a great time for me with work, but lemme check in some things.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Golf at 10:55
Caseys pizza at 14:55
Hookers and blow at 15:55
hand selfies at 20:50
Fight bar at 20:55

cantwait.gif

That’s a long day for a 52 year old. Can we have hookers and blow a little earlier? And then again mid agenda. If I’m going to make it to fight bar, then will need them both again around 20:30.

 

[Fan In Black]

That’s a long day for a 52 year old. Can we have hookers and blow a little earlier? And then again mid agenda. If I’m going to make it to fight bar, then will need them both again around 20:30.

yep. also we are power napping with our cpap machines between hookers and blow and hand selfies... if that helps.

We need to be rested to kick ass at fight bar.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Golf at 10:55
Caseys pizza at 14:55
Hookers and blow at 15:55
Self handies at 20:50
Fight bar at 20:55

cantwait.gif

Ffy

 

[Fan In Black]

Ffy

that took me a while to see dude. lmfao.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[hawkeyez]

The day after the CyHawk game? There will either be some very happy or very pissed off people in attendance!

As of right now, I'm out for golf. It's a 3hr 45min drive from my house. But if we happen to find some reasonable priced tickets for the game, then I could probably swing it.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

The day after the CyHawk game? There will either be some very happy or very pissed off people in attendance!

As of right now, I'm out for golf. It's a 3hr 45min drive from my house. But if we happen to find some reasonable priced tickets for the game, then I could probably swing it.

Ron's looking for a ride, maybe go halves?

( would not wish that on my enemy.)

 

[joelbc1]

MAGA country.

Make no mistake about THAT!
But nice people.
That county also might be the birthplace if Brenna Bird’s political career.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

That county also might be the birthplace if Brenna Bird’s political career.

Panorama has people from all over. Guthrie Center on the other hand.

 

[joelbc1]

Panorama has people from all over. Guthrie Center on the other hand.

I have always thought of Brenna as Iowa’s poster girl!

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

I have always thought of Brenna as Iowa’s poster girl!

Considering how magat Iowa is, you may be correct.

 

[HawkMachine]

yep. also we are power napping with our cpap machines between hookers and blow and hand selfies... if that helps.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Not a great time for me with work, but lemme check in some things.

Fuk just do it come on man! We need you

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

@joelbc1 is too cool for us and is going to play his usual Sunday round at the wave.



Boooooooo.

 

[joelbc1]

@joelbc1 is too cool for us and is going to play his usual Sunday round at the wave.



Boooooooo.

You understand it’s NFL week #1, too.
I’m playing Panorama the week before and at Bos on the Friday before….with watching the Ia/ISU game on Saturday…plus a game at Cold Water on 9/11.. busy time of season for me…I need my beauty rest too…so it’s not that I am JUST “big timing” y’all…

 

[StormHawk42]

Panorama has people from all over. Guthrie Center on the other hand.

Hey now…


(Ok you’re not wrong)

 

[Speedway1]

Phuque it…
Just rent out Pebble Beach for a day and have the HROTers fly-in for the qualifier…think big….not cheap.

How about Old Kinderhook in Camdenton , MO. That course is one tough sucker. They have cabins to rent for your ass play after golf and dinner at The Trophy Room. Would be fun for a large group. I was a starter/ranger their. Gave it up this spring.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

How about Old Kinderhook in Camdenton , MO. That course is one tough sucker. They have cabins to rent for your ass play after golf and dinner at The Trophy Room. Would be fun for a large group. I was a starter/ranger their. Gave it up this spring.

About 15 minutes from our condo. I’m in!

 

[Speedway1]

About 15 minutes from our condo. I’m in!

Mine is in Osage Beach. We go back and forth between our home in Iowa.

 

[JWolf74]

I wish I could. I'm working that weekend.

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Mine is in Osage Beach. We go back and forth between our home in Iowa.

We are at Lazy Days.

 

[Speedway1]

We are at Lazy Days.

Compass Pointe for us. Friend of mine sold his Lazy Days and went to Breakwater Bay.

 

[DogBoyRy]

How much buttsex will there be? I think everyone expects some, but quantity matters.

This is looking like a huge sausage fest.
No thanks

 

[Jimmy McGill]

My fantasty ffball league holds its annual meeting at a Dallas County cabin the 24th - 27th. I think plan on golfing saturday in Adel. I'm not a golfer, so I stay back at the cabin and prep meals

 

[JWolf74]

My fantasty ffball league holds its annual meeting at a Dallas County cabin the 24th - 27th. I think plan on golfing saturday in Adel. I'm not a golfer, so I stay back at the cabin and prep meals

I got married at that course in Adel. A bridesmaid and a buddy love made behind the practice green after dinner. Decently fun course. Don't walk it. Really spread out and big elevation changes.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I got married at that course in Adel. A bridesmaid and a buddy love made behind the practice green after dinner. Decently fun course. Don't walk it. Really spread out and big elevation changes.

My fat ass will just be driving the cart if I go and heckling. Pool or a pond, pond would be nice for you.

 

[ICWestfan]

How about Old Kinderhook in Camdenton , MO. That course is one tough sucker. They have cabins to rent for your ass play after golf and dinner at The Trophy Room. Would be fun for a large group. I was a starter/ranger their. Gave it up this spring.

HAHA. I bet I know you. We have a group go there every St Pat's weekend.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Seriously, if anyone wants to join a bunch of 40 and 50 year olds, Glissman is the name of cabin we'll be staying at next weekend. There is a pond for anyone that likes to fish. Likely going to bowl one of the days. We have one guy (realator) that likes to brag about his money, so we end up using him for weekend expenses.

 

[fredjr82]

Golfing on a Sunday?

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

@Bank of Hawk. This ever become official? Do you have a count on players? I can no longer make it. A family event that was scheduled for this Sunday just got moved to 9/10. Unfortunately I’m in charge of getting my dad there, who is in a wheelchair.