HORT GIAOT Golf Outing: Lake Panorama, 9-10-23 @ 10:55

[joelbc1]

Golfing on a Sunday?

This is similar to letters my father received when he was mayor in my hometown back in the day. One gal in particular, used to mail dad 3-4 times a year with multi-paged letters, quoting scripture, scolding him for allowing his sons to play golf and/or softball on The Sabbath. As “the” representative of our God-fearing City, how could he allow this to occur?
(It’s probably a good thing this constituent didn’t know “his” boys were probably drinking a beer or two on those Sunday excursions, too.)

 

[Bank of Hawk]

We have two tee times setup back to back at 10:55 and 11:10. I dont have an official count, but I planned to revive this thread early Sept and shake the trees again.

One thing for sure, I will be there. There was also at least 5-6 others who were affirmative. Although I don’t have a count. We have room for at least 8 and my guess is we will get close to 8.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

What's the latest here?

 

[runkpanole]

Will there be a meet up at Pints?

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Head count: In ✔️

 

[StormHawk42]

In

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Head count: In ✔️

In. And I can bring my BIL. He is an alum and huge hawk fan, not a horter

 

[QChawks]

no way this event is happening

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Head count: In ✔️

Did you change the time? I thought we said 945. I'm good either way.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

We have a foursome for sure. Me, Wisky, Wiskys BIL and StormHawk.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Did you change the time? I thought we said 945. I'm good either way.

I reserved a 10:55 and the next one.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Gotta admit this thread is only reaffirming my belief this board is full of a bunch of basement dwellers and trolls with alts.



It's going to be 80 degrees with a 7 mph wind on a Sunday in Sept and we have 4 people, one of which I lied to and told him it would be fun.

 

[QChawks]

we all know what this would look like

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Gotta admit this thread is only reaffirming my belief this board is full of a bunch of basement dwellers and trolls with alts.



It's going to be 80 degrees with a 7 mph wind on a Sunday in Sept and we have 4 people, one of which I lied to and told him it would be fun.

I’m gonna have fun no matter what. A day on the links is better than any day not on the link.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

we all know what this would look like

Those guys atleast have the balls to show up and interact with strangers.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I’m gonna have fun no matter what. A day on the links is better than any day not on the link.

idea.


If this really does turn into just the 4 of us let's say **** it and drive 15 minutes south to my club and I'll cover it. It's only 9 holes but we can do what we want.

5x80 menlo


Edit: scratch that. I play my course enough. Panorama is fun and in great shape right now. Keep to the original.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

idea.


If this really does turn into just the 4 of us let's say **** it and drive 15 minutes south to my club and I'll cover it. It's only 9 holes but we can do what we want.

5x80 menlo


Edit: scratch that. I play my course enough. Panorama is fun and in great shape right now. Keep to the original.

Sounds good. I have an ulterior motive to play Lake Panorma as I have a tournament there the following week.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Sounds good. I have an ulterior motive to play Lake Panorma as I have a tournament there the following week.

Let's stick with the original then. My course doesn't water the fairways so it's getting dry.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Hell yeah, today's the day. Little bit of good news bad news from the WDDT front.


Bad:

Bil went mia after Iowa state last night and sent me a text this morning giving me the " my text didn't go through I forgot I've got kids soccer".


Good:


The first ever GIAHORTLPGC tournament just became a 3 way tussle.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Throwing some last minute hail Mary's or as we like to call them "punts" to see if I can win us a 4th player.

 

[StormHawk42]

Welp, I’m already on my way but could add my pops since he lives out there

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Welp, I’m already on my way but could add my pops since he lives out there

Totally up to you. I'm on my way also.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I expect full adherence to longstanding GIAHORT links tradition of playing all even & odd numbered holes with your peckers out until the oldest sodomizes a pack mule.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I expect full adherence to longstanding GIAHORT links tradition of playing all even & odd numbered holes with your peckers out until the oldest sodomizes a pack mule.

You guys in eastern iowa play by some weird rules.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Hand photo incoming....

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Grey hat, Grey hawk polo, red shorts = wddt.

 

[StormHawk42]

I’m on the practice green

 

[ICWestfan]

You asshats better take a pic and post it here. Also a pic of the beer cart girl.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

You guys in eastern iowa play by the King’s rules.

FIFY - now make with the beastiality

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

How do you guys want to do carts?

 

[StormHawk42]

How do you guys want to do carts?

I got my own. You and Bank could probably share one.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

 

[JustSayOV]

Whoever is wearing the black glove means business

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Enjoy the day fellas…

 

[JWolf74]

Black glove? What an attention whore.

 

[StormHawk42]

Black glove? What an attention whore.

He also dunked a birdie from about 125 out so it worked

 

[ICWestfan]

Good job knuckleheads. Now the beer cart girl.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Good job knuckleheads. Now the beer cart girl.

No can do, she thought it was weird when I asked to get a photo of her hand.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Storm 90
Bank 94
Wddt 100

Putting was not our friend today. Great meeting you gents.