Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
I want you too 911...dang, my man card just got revoked didn't it...
Dont worry, I know of some ways to get it back.
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Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
I want you too 911...dang, my man card just got revoked didn't it...
Originally posted by DflashergirlD:
I've always had this dirty mouth, just not much of a chance to display it. I'd love to see a shot of your beaver! Need my email address?
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
I've gotta ask:
What have I done to get this kind of attention?
___
Not that I'm complaining mind you...just curious...
Originally posted by DflashergirlD:
It may not be an interesting conversation, but I'll start one with you! How are you today? What's your favorite color? I'm good, and I like green! What do you think the meaning of life is? All I've got is 42.Originally posted by herky'sgirl:
Ok sence I appear to do nothing all day long I will support this thread untill it is legendary. Someone better start a interesting conversation with me or this could get boring.
Originally posted by Hawkgrl17:
I had sex once in St. Petersburg.
Originally posted by DflashergirlD:
That is the sexiest beaver I've ever seen. I'm jealous.
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
Originally posted by Hawkgrl17:
I had sex once in St. Petersburg.
I got fire ants in my pants once in Tampa.
Burned like hell.
I've never let my pants air-dry again...
Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
911 is the pimp of Iowa?
I've died and gone to hell
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
17, what did you end up doing with all that jewelry?
Originally posted by Hawkgrl17:
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
17, what did you end up doing with all that jewelry?
Took it to the pawn shop. They gave me $450 for 3 sets of earrings and 2 necklaces. Not bad.
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
Originally posted by Hawkgrl17:
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
17, what did you end up doing with all that jewelry?
Took it to the pawn shop. They gave me $450 for 3 sets of earrings and 2 necklaces. Not bad.
Not bad at all. That's probably even enough for a lifetime supply of batteries...
Originally posted by DflashergirlD:
nolesy dear,
I'll make your pants burn, but in a good way. If you want, I've got some IcyHot, I could give you a massage. Ooh, I kinda want one now. Then, before we commence with the sexing, we'd have to shower it all off, otherwise we might accidentally bump our IcyHotness into nether regions and have the bad burning.
love,
flasher
oh my, I think that might be my dirtiest post yet. 17, thoughts? I could post on here an email I sent off once, so show you all how dirty I can get, but I don't really feel like being banned. /images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
911 is the pimp of Iowa?
I've died and gone to hell
Originally posted by DflashergirlD:
I've got some IcyHot, I could give you a massage.
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
Originally posted by DflashergirlD:
I've got some IcyHot, I could give you a massage.
You know what, that's actually a very bad idea.
Btw, did anybody else know that certain Bath & Body Works products contain some of the same ingredients as those found in IcyHot?
Yep, neither did we./images/smilies/embarassed.gif
I second story time!!Originally posted by herky'sgirl:
Originally posted by nolesfan911:
Originally posted by DflashergirlD:
I've got some IcyHot, I could give you a massage.
You know what, that's actually a very bad idea.
Btw, did anybody else know that certain Bath & Body Works products contain some of the same ingredients as those found in IcyHot?
Yep, neither did we./images/smilies/embarassed.gif
STORY TIME!!!!
Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
911...did you hurt little nolesfan?!
Shame on you