Jon Gruden going all the way to Italy to make a wad of money with...

[NDallasRuss]

..Semen Seamen.

"Two-time NFL head coach Jon Gruden will need to learn that phrase and others, as he heads to Italy to continue his coaching career. Via Ben Axelrod of AwfulAnnouncing.com, the former Monday Night Football lead analyst will serve as an advisor to the Milano Seamen of the European League of Football."

Those emails really did crush his job prospects. Maybe this will give him a load of new prospects domestically.

Jon Gruden head to Italy, where he'll advise the Milano Seamen

Toccando ferro if you're with me.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

Look out ladies.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Chuckie Lasso?

 

[NoleinATL]

Grisham wrote "Playing for Pizza" about a QB, maybe he can do a sequel about Gruden.

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

Grisham wrote "Playing for Pizza" about a QB, maybe he can do a sequel about Gruden.

The QB played college ball at Iowa in that book.

 

[Moral]

Grisham wrote "Playing for Pizza" about a QB, maybe he can do a sequel about Gruden.

Advising for Alfredo.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Coaching for Carbonara

 

[NDallasRuss]

Scheming for seamen