Kirk Rules

[Here_4_a_Day]

We love you, Kirk!

 

[Aethelstan]

Keep your politics to yourself.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

Keep your politics to yourself.

Kirk doesn't rule?

 

[icwesthawk]

Kirk's rule, don't run with scissors on the deck of a pool

 

[AckHawk80]

Kirk's rule, don't run with scissors on the deck of a pool

Kirk's sub rule 1: However, do always run into a stacked box.

 

[QChawks]

OP loves you, Kirk!

FIFY

 

[ButtersHawk]

Rule #2 Make sure the playbook is so excruciatingly difficult it takes 3.5 years to learn.

 

[shrinkhawk]

Rules 3&4
Sexiness is not a virtue.

You can subtly give people "the finger" by pretending to scratch your eye.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Incredible originality in this thread.

 

[Legs94]

Rule #5 Punting is Winning!!!