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Mid Year POTY and WOPTY

Now that I think I’ve figured out the acronyms I’ll suggest tarheel for poty and here4 as wpoty
 
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Hearken, good folk of HBOT, and lend me thy ears as I humbly make my case for why I am most worthy to bear the title Poster of the Year. In a realm where laziness abounds, I steadfastly refuse to stoop to the posting of mere "assets." The baubles and trinkets of our digital age may be readily available, but I find no honor in their use. Instead, I craft mine posts with the strength of mine own wit and effort, for true discourse is born not of shortcuts but of substance.

I walk not the treacherous paths of fringe or identity politics, for such matters sow discord among brethren. Nay, I stand firmly in the common ground, where fellowship and reason flourish. With all who possess wit and wisdom—aye, an IQ above 65—I find camaraderie and good cheer. This spirit of unity binds us, and I take pride in my ability to get along with the worthy among us.

In the art of gifsmanship, I am without equal. A gif, when wielded well, is a bard's song, a jester's quip, a storyteller's flourish—and mine are all these and more. With precision and flair, I deploy them to entertain and illuminate, my timing and choices nigh unto perfection. And yet, it is not gifs alone that secure my place among the greats; my humor is sharp, my words keen, and my posts crafted always with the good of the forum in mind.

Those of sound mind and fair heart know me as a bringer of laughter and thoughtfulness, a poster who uplifts the discourse and seeks to enrich the community. Let the laurels of Poster of the Year rest upon my brow, for I have labored in good faith, wielding wit and wisdom to keep our digital tavern lively and bright. If thou findest these words true, I bid thee cast thy vote wisely.
Nah, you're gonna have to buy my vote with T&A.
 
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Hearken, good folk of HBOT, and lend me thy ears as I humbly make my case for why I am most worthy to bear the title Poster of the Year. In a realm where laziness abounds, I steadfastly refuse to stoop to the posting of mere "assets." The baubles and trinkets of our digital age may be readily available, but I find no honor in their use. Instead, I craft mine posts with the strength of mine own wit and effort, for true discourse is born not of shortcuts but of substance.

I walk not the treacherous paths of fringe or identity politics, for such matters sow discord among brethren. Nay, I stand firmly in the common ground, where fellowship and reason flourish. With all who possess wit and wisdom—aye, an IQ above 65—I find camaraderie and good cheer. This spirit of unity binds us, and I take pride in my ability to get along with the worthy among us.

In the art of gifsmanship, I am without equal. A gif, when wielded well, is a bard's song, a jester's quip, a storyteller's flourish—and mine are all these and more. With precision and flair, I deploy them to entertain and illuminate, my timing and choices nigh unto perfection. And yet, it is not gifs alone that secure my place among the greats; my humor is sharp, my words keen, and my posts crafted always with the good of the forum in mind.

Those of sound mind and fair heart know me as a bringer of laughter and thoughtfulness, a poster who uplifts the discourse and seeks to enrich the community. Let the laurels of Poster of the Year rest upon my brow, for I have labored in good faith, wielding wit and wisdom to keep our digital tavern lively and bright. If thou findest these words true, I bid thee cast thy vote wisely.

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Hearken, good folk of HBOT, and lend me thy ears as I humbly make my case for why I am most worthy to bear the title Poster of the Year. In a realm where laziness abounds, I steadfastly refuse to stoop to the posting of mere "assets." The baubles and trinkets of our digital age may be readily available, but I find no honor in their use. Instead, I craft mine posts with the strength of mine own wit and effort, for true discourse is born not of shortcuts but of substance.

I walk not the treacherous paths of fringe or identity politics, for such matters sow discord among brethren. Nay, I stand firmly in the common ground, where fellowship and reason flourish. With all who possess wit and wisdom—aye, an IQ above 65—I find camaraderie and good cheer. This spirit of unity binds us, and I take pride in my ability to get along with the worthy among us.

In the art of gifsmanship, I am without equal. A gif, when wielded well, is a bard's song, a jester's quip, a storyteller's flourish—and mine are all these and more. With precision and flair, I deploy them to entertain and illuminate, my timing and choices nigh unto perfection. And yet, it is not gifs alone that secure my place among the greats; my humor is sharp, my words keen, and my posts crafted always with the good of the forum in mind.

Those of sound mind and fair heart know me as a bringer of laughter and thoughtfulness, a poster who uplifts the discourse and seeks to enrich the community. Let the laurels of Poster of the Year rest upon my brow, for I have labored in good faith, wielding wit and wisdom to keep our digital tavern lively and bright. If thou findest these words true, I bid thee cast thy vote wisely.



Not bad, But honestly I prefer the old simpler times.

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False. Chis won 2 years ago. "Ryan" and all possible accounts associates with him, beat chis in OT last year EOY WPOTY, Chis crushed any single username 1v1.


 
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Hearken, good folk of HBOT, and lend me thy ears as I humbly make my case for why I am most worthy to bear the title Poster of the Year. In a realm where laziness abounds, I steadfastly refuse to stoop to the posting of mere "assets." The baubles and trinkets of our digital age may be readily available, but I find no honor in their use. Instead, I craft mine posts with the strength of mine own wit and effort, for true discourse is born not of shortcuts but of substance.

I walk not the treacherous paths of fringe or identity politics, for such matters sow discord among brethren. Nay, I stand firmly in the common ground, where fellowship and reason flourish. With all who possess wit and wisdom—aye, an IQ above 65—I find camaraderie and good cheer. This spirit of unity binds us, and I take pride in my ability to get along with the worthy among us.

In the art of gifsmanship, I am without equal. A gif, when wielded well, is a bard's song, a jester's quip, a storyteller's flourish—and mine are all these and more. With precision and flair, I deploy them to entertain and illuminate, my timing and choices nigh unto perfection. And yet, it is not gifs alone that secure my place among the greats; my humor is sharp, my words keen, and my posts crafted always with the good of the forum in mind.

Those of sound mind and fair heart know me as a bringer of laughter and thoughtfulness, a poster who uplifts the discourse and seeks to enrich the community. Let the laurels of Poster of the Year rest upon my brow, for I have labored in good faith, wielding wit and wisdom to keep our digital tavern lively and bright. If thou findest these words true, I bid thee cast thy vote wisely.

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