My stomach sounds like thunder rolling over the plains.

[millah_22]

And my toilet bowl looks like an Oklahoma flash flood.

 

[QChawks]

 

[millah_22]

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

 

[millah_22]

Lot like that

 

[millah_22]

Who’s the dude that was complaining about his kid being sick all the time from day care?

This is you in like 2 days

 

[General Tso]

 

[ping72]

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[jasonrann]

Just making sure OP hasn't caught the deads yet. If your tummy is still a tad jacked, I highly recommend a large black coffee and a few fine cigarettes to calm things down. If that doesn't work, perhaps a plate of lightly scrambled eggs. Good luck!

 

[ping72]