Olympic Opening Ceremonies..

[MikeyHawk]

That was a French tribute to MAGAts….and Mr. Trumpf……

In all seriousness, what is wrong with you?

 

[BrunoMars420]

This sucks. Give it back to the ChiComs. Now that was a god damn opening ceremony

 

[Aardvark86]

Probably should have just gone with a tribute to ennui.

 

[DogBoyRy]

I do. It's just so....French.

This makes la la land look good.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I could pick a booger, show it to Kelly Clarkson and she would say, "this is so cool"

 

[LetsGoHawks83]

Watching now..... Just give me the opening ceremony dancing/performances in the arena...

Get rid of all the pre-recorded garbage

Dare I say.....Beijing did the opening ceremony right?

 

[BrunoMars420]

Watching now..... Just give me the opening ceremony dancing/performances in the arena...

Get rid of all the pre-recorded garbage

Dare I say.....Beijing did the opening ceremony right?

It wa she best one ever imo

 

[pezhawk]

Is watching this what dropping acid feels like, because this makes a David Lynch film seem very sensical.

 

[DogBoyRy]

I could pick a booger, show it to Kelly Clarkson and she would say, "this is so cool"

Winning post.
Congrats.

 

[noleclone2]

This was ****ing awesome

 

[DooBi]

****ing Gojira!!!!!!!!

 

[pezhawk]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'm finding this boring, but I'll stick with it for a while.

 

[Tenacious E]

Not sure what a threesome has to do with the Olympics.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Not sure what a threesome has to do with the Olympics.

What happens in Paris, stays in Paris? Maybe they are stealing Vegas' slogan

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I will say this.....Spielberg knows how to produce a show though. He can't necessarily control content, but the views have been beautiful.

I was thinking about this last night.....how many cameramen do you think are involved in this . Has to be well over 500

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Why does Gambia get the shitty boat?


In all seriousness, where did they get all these boats?

 

[joelbc1]

In all seriousness, what is wrong with you?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

 

[wausauhawk]

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Leftist ideology is a cultural cancer

Luckily you can stay in the Iowa county you were born in & never leave since the French scare you.

 

[hawkeye54545]

I admit I'm not an artsy person so this definately wasn't for me. Most the time my thought was WTF was that?

 

[joelbc1]

I'm watching it now on the NBC broadcast and so far I'm super bored but the comments make it sound like it gets better?

It really is the French being French….at their best.
They just “see” things differently.

 

[pezhawk]

Why does Gambia get the shitty boat?


In all seriousness, where did they get all these boats?

I think they only have 5 boats, they just run it like the log ride at Adventureland

 

[pezhawk]

I admit I'm not an artsy person so this definately wasn't for me. Most the time my thought was WTF was that?

I am an Artsy person and I feel like I'm in the middle of a codine induced fever dream.

 

[Aardvark86]

For a few minutes I was remembering Barcelona 1992 and its surrealist elements, punctuated by. Bob costas quipping “Hercules showing an exceptionally low body fat percentage” when the giant skeletal character came into the stadium.

 

[LetsGoHawks83]

WTF are we watching here....

Just went into a cartoon?

Are we tripping on acid?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Take out "the Godfather" and insert France:

 

[BonzoFury]

Wow, that's some bizarre shit.

 

[pezhawk]

Wow, that's some bizarre shit.

I think you will have to be more specific...

 

[hawkland14]

For a few minutes I was remembering Barcelona 1992 and its surrealist elements, punctuated by. Bob costas quipping “Hercules showing an exceptionally low body fat percentage” when the giant skeletal character came into the stadium.

Best Olympics in the modern age. Either that or 2008 Beijing.

 

[pezhawk]

The fashion show, starting with a drag-queen re-enactment of the last supper is a choice...

 

[HawkNester]

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Leftist ideology is a cultural cancer

You have some weird obsessions. You related to JD?

 

[speak34]

It will be a missed opportunity if not. Look at all the historical culture that has occurred there - it’s American exceptionalism.

Gone in 60 Seconds

 

[stickman80]

I missed the 3 way. Was it the right way or wrong way?

 

[pezhawk]

I missed the 3 way. Was it the right way or wrong way?

it was guy, girl, gay/trans guy...you make the call.

 

[funksouljon]

Not sure what a threesome has to do with the Olympics.

You haven't heard about the stories of the athletes in the Olympic Village?

 

[stickman80]

it was guy, girl, gay/trans guy...you make the call.

So the cauldron below the balloon wasn't the only thing flaming.

 

[pezhawk]

Tirico should demand the salaries that Kelly Clark and Peyton Manning got for this because he carried this whole thing, Peyton said maybe 15 words in 3 hours and Clark should of had less....

 

[stickman80]

You haven't heard about the stories of the athletes in the Olympic Village?

Just like the munckins from Wizard of Oz. First time many of the little folks were around others like them. The filming crew had a heck of a time keeping them "on task".

 

[THE_DEVIL]

The fashion show, starting with a drag-queen re-enactment of the last supper is a choice...

 

[HawkNester]

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That dude is definitely projecting.